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Top	Name	#
Games	Pile-driver Hammer Graniteheart Bellows Fireshadow	50
Completions (18)	Adze Stonebreaker	5
Touchdowns (68)	Adze Stonebreaker	10
Interceptions (1)
Casualties (177)	Pile-driver	61
Most Valuable Player (53)	Barrow Boulderquarry Bradawl Moonbeard	6
Star Player Points (843)	Pile-driver	142
Passing (27)	Chisel Ironshod	2
Rushing (1433)	Adze Stonebreaker	164
Blocks (2606)	Pile-driver	367
Fouls (48)	Bellows Fireshadow	11
Scoring Thrower	Adze Stonebreaker	5
Blocking Thrower	Adze Stonebreaker	4
Blocking Scorer	Adze Stonebreaker	4
Triple	Adze Stonebreaker	4
All-rounder

All-Time

Top	Name	#
Games	Pile-driver Hammer Graniteheart Bellows Fireshadow	50
Completions (18)	Adze Stonebreaker	5
Touchdowns (68)	Shovel Earthdig	37
Interceptions (1)	Rake Sunderseam	1
Casualties (177)	Pile-driver	61
Most Valuable Player (53)	Barrow Boulderquarry Bradawl Moonbeard	6
Star Player Points (843)	Shovel Earthdig	144
Passing (27)	Rake Sunderseam	9
Rushing (1433)	Shovel Earthdig	850
Blocks (2606)	Pile-driver	367
Fouls (48)	Bellows Fireshadow	11
Scoring Thrower	Adze Stonebreaker	5
Blocking Thrower	Adze Stonebreaker	4
Blocking Scorer	Adze Stonebreaker Rake Sunderseam	4
Triple	Adze Stonebreaker	4
All-rounder	Rake Sunderseam	1

1st 10 games - 6/4/0, TD Diff 10 (15-5), CAS Diff 33 (20/15/4-4/0/2), RIP Diff 2, FF 8, TV 1420, 11 players
2nd 10 games - 5/3/2, TD Diff 15 (28-13), CAS Diff 46 (39/26/8-18/4/5), RIP Diff 3, FF 9, TV 1550, 11 players (+1 missing)
3rd 10 games - 9/0/1, TD Diff 29 (46-17), CAS Diff 68 (51/36/14-23/5/5), RIP Diff 9, FF 11, TV 1820, 12 players
4th 10 games - 8/0/2, TD Diff 36 (59-23), CAS Diff 97 (74/49/19-33/7/5), RIP Diff 14, FF 11, TV 1930, 12 players (+1 missing)
5th 10 games - 4/1/5, TD Diff 33 (69-36), CAS Diff 117 (97/58/25-45/12/6), RIP Diff 19, FF 7, TV 1680, 11 players (+1 missing), Treasury 580K
6th 10 games - 0/2/0

Record vs. Races:
Chaos - 1/1/3
Chaos Pact - 1/0/0
Dark Elf - 0/1/0
Dwarf - 3/2/2
Halfling - 2/0/0
Human - 6/0/2
Khemri - 2/0/0
Lizardmen - 0/1/2
Necromantic - 0/3/0
Norse - 4/0/0
Nurgle - 3/1/0
Orc - 5/0/0
Slann - 1/0/0
Skaven - 4/0/1
Vampire - 0/1/0
Wood Elf - 1/1/1

August/September 2013 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
1. 1-1 Tie vs. Komodo Blacks (Cas 5/0/0 vs. 0/0/0, 2 fouls for vs. 0 against)

October/November 2013 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
0 games :(

December 2013/January 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
0 games :(

February/March 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
1. 1-2 Loss vs. Hanson's Roughriders (Cas 1/2/1 vs. 0/2/0, 0 fouls for vs. 1 against)
2. 2-1 Win vs. Ihwars Boyz (Cas 0/2/0 vs. 2/1/1, 0 fouls for vs. 2 against)
3. 2-0 Win vs. Uggs (Cas 0/1/0 vs. 0/0/0, 0 fouls for vs. 1 against)

April/May 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
1. 1-2 Loss vs. Inglorius Followers (was also round 1 of the WoC Favoured of Nurgle)
2. 2-1 Win vs. Blackbox Travelers
WoC V: Favoured Of Nurgle
Round 1 - 1-2 Loss (see Apr/May Black Box Sprint)

June/July 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
0 games :(

Aug/Sep 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
1. 2-1 Win vs. [FTBG]Khemri Project (was also round 1 of FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860))
2. 2-0 Win vs. Elgrun Brutes (was also round 2 of FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860))
3. 2-0 Win vs. Epic Failures of Foresight (was also round 4 of FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860), round 3 was a forfeit win)
4. 2-0 Win vs. Ziurkes valdo (was also Final of FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860)

FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860) - 2-0 W Final

Oct/Nov 2014 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
0 games :(

Dec 2014/Jan 2015 Black Box Sprint (Conference)
1. 2-1 Win vs. DonnyRainboe
2. 1-0 Win (C) vs. tykoonfranky
3. 2-1 Win vs. PainState
4. 2-0 Win vs. McCoys13

Crown of Sand VI Qualifier V Winner
Crown Of Sand VI Lost in Final

WoC VI: Tzeentch Qualifiers - round 2 loss

Black Box Brawl CLXXXXIV - lost in round 2

Black Box Brawl CCI - lost in round 1

FUMBBL Black Cup VII - lost in round 3

FUMBBL B Minor HW VIII TW 1980 - Lost in round 3 to the superior dorf coach

Crown Of Sand VIII : Qualifier VI - Dwarf, Vampire, Chaos Pact - Lost in round 1 dicing

The Tools did not suffer a single CAS until game 3, where they endured 2 BHs. They then went 5 more games without another CAS against

The Tools suffered nothing worse than a Badly Hurt until game 9, where they suffered the team's first 2 RIPs along with another BH. This is also a game they ill-advisedly stalled and ended up not getting the win

The infamous games 3 and 9 were against Necro teams managed by the same coach, the wiley Shephard! The Cult of Chevrolet went on to retire, though not from the Tools

In the first 12 games, the Tools never lost... but the 5 games in which they conceded 1 or more TDs, they ended up drawing. In the first 30 games, the Tools only suffered 3 losses

The team's first loss was in Game #13 (unlucky) against some really crafty Lizards. We made 'em pay but Nuffle goosed us at all the wrong times. This was the only game the Tools were held scoreless in the first 30 games. Loss #2 was also against Lizards. Loss #3 was against humans in a WoC V dicing

The Tools had 15 multi-TD games in their first 30 games, including a pair of 3-0 victories. There were 14 wins, 1 tie (2-2) and no losses in those games.

The Tools also had 6 1-0 wins and 6 1-1 ties in their first 30 games. 2 of those wins were concessions (here and here)

In the first 30 games, the Tools only conceded 17 TDs and 33 CAS against (5 RIPs, 5 SI with one perm SI). The team Apothecary has never managed to save a RIP nor a stat-break in the first 23 games, but since then he has saved a few (can't remember when the first one was)

The Tools' dirtiest game so far has to be this 6 Foul PO fest. There was also a crowd push that resulted in a CAS on a GR. The rats gave nearly as good as they got

The first Tool Emerging Star to be broken was Pick Sunderseam, who died the game he reached this level. The first Tool Star Player to be broken was Buzz-saw, who died the 1st game after reaching this level. Both players died giving it their all on the pitch. The first tool to be stat-broken was Maul Mithrilfist who was retired after apothecary failed in this WoC V dicing

The first healthy Tool to be retired was Chisel Ironshod. He was let go in the midst of a Tournament (see below) to cut TV after the opponent he was hired to face was a no-show.

The Tools win this coach's first FUMBBL tournament - FUMBBL B Minor HW VI (TW 1860). The final score was 2-0. The rats had some bad dice in the 1st half and we pounced on the opportunity. Then we farmed SPP in the 2nd half.

The Tools get their 20th Win in their 30th game against coach PainState's blackbox buccaneers. The matchup was kind of lopsided but the humans never quit

The Tools usually only increase the roster to 13 when they are entering a tournament. But when they do, they call Chisel Ironshod!

The Tools add to their achievements by winning their first FUMBBL major qualifier - Crown of Sand VI Qualifier V Winner. In the Crown Of Sand VI they lost in the Final

The Tools got their first Interception in game 39 during the first round of the WoC VI: Tzeentch Qualifiers. Rake Sunderseam jumped onto the team's top lists in 2 categories, but failed to complete a pass for a chance at my first ever Larson. Rake has always had ball-handling issues

The first time the Tools increased their roster to 14 was when they hired Crucible Slaggrip during the Black Box Brawl CLXXXXIV when two players were missing the next game

The Tools suffer their most emberassing loss in the team's history. Nuffle loves cpomb derp more than solid positional play. The book of grudges has been updated, there will be a reckoning

The Tools' 50th game caps off the worst 10 game streak the team has ever endured: 4/1/5 (first losing streak), 1st loss against dwarves, loss of FF (32 wins vs. 10 losses and we're only 7), currently training a new runner, and sporting only 1 runner and 1 slayer. Nuffle has ridden this team hard and put it away wet. The next 50 games will be spent punishing anyone we face

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