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Ranked Amateurs
Roster [R] Human
Play hard. You'll forget the fear.

Team Rules:
* Hire all Journeymen who don't suffer a permanent injury.
* Don't hire anybody else.

*** TEAM UPDATE: Team grid filled 1 March 2014, 61 games in. Thanks, Relezite!
*** TEAM UPDATE II: Grid beaten 8 October 2014, 95 games in. Thanks, DrPoods!
*** TEAM UPDATE III: "Equal Opportunity" badge (kill one of every race) earned 27 January 2016, 150 games in. Thanks, R0binR!
*** TEAM UPDATE IV: First 200 Games Stats!

Admins: I may run fewer than 11 men for one match at a time. If I need to defend the premise of this team against accusations of Journeyman abuse, I would refer to the team requirement that all Journeymen must be hired unless they die or suffer a permanent injury: at no time does the team maintain fewer than 11 players minus the number retired after the previous match.

This is fun, by the way. There's a "Galaga" effect: I can't go over 11 men unless I suffer a MNG. And it works fine: you should expect a fight, 'cause you're gonna get one.

Ranked Amateurs Hall of Fame
Past Legends and Super Stars
(Rankings as of 3 March 2019)

Edward Grottybrook: 153 games(9th all time), 548 SPP (1st all time).
David Grottyfist: 88 games, 232 SPP (5th all time).
Billy Goldtree: 112 games, 172 SPP (12th all time).
Albert Palehawk: 90 games, 147 SPP (17th all time)..
Evander Hardspike: 59 games, 129 SPP.
Brian Fastspike: 32 games, 110 SPP.
Robert Weakfield: 81 games, 101 SPP.
Vincent Hotrock: 44 games, 92 SPP.
David Clumsysnake: 95 games, 84 SPP.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Zachary VilesnakeLineman6438Block, Guard, Fend, Tackle, +ST 1082701578850k (50+140k) 
3Alexander FastrockLineman6338Dirty Player, Wrestle, Tackle 70120533250k (50+60k) 
4 Ian QuickrockLineman6338Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Dauntless 450402959550k (50+110k) 
5David PalestoneLineman7338Guard, Block, Mighty Blow, +MA 49060787250k (50+110k) 
6 Yorick GrottyfieldLineman6338  700000050k (50+0k) 
7 Martin TruewingLineman6338  710000150k (50+0k) 
8 Yorick GoldboneLineman6338  700000050k (50+0k) 
11Fredrick ColdstoneLineman6338Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dauntless 4612010107750k (50+120k) 
12Billy DarkhawkLineman6448+AG, +ST, Block, Tackle, Sure Hands 274121378350k (50+150k) 
13Leroy WeakshieldLineman6338Block 2500021950k (50+20k) 
16Xavier GrottystoneLineman7338Block, +MA 20000231950k (50+50k) 
11 players  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 10  
Team Value: 1660k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1660k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:224 (108/64/52) |TD Diff:100 (313 - 213) |Cas Diff:344 (430/210/88 - 224/109/51)
Last Opponent: San Marcos Suckers