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Ranked Amateurs
Roster [R] Human
Play hard. You'll forget the fear.

Team Rules:
* Hire all Journeymen who don't suffer a permanent injury.
* Don't hire anybody else.

*** TEAM UPDATE: Team grid filled 1 March 2014, 61 games in. Thanks, Relezite!
*** TEAM UPDATE II: Grid beaten 8 October 2014, 95 games in. Thanks, DrPoods!
*** TEAM UPDATE III: "Equal Opportunity" badge earned 27 January 2016, 150 games in. Thanks, R0binR!
*** TEAM UPDATE IV: First 200 Games Stats!
*** TEAM UPDATE V: Ranked Amateurs first reach 2M gold 15 March 2020, 293 games in.

Admins: I may run fewer than 11 men for one match at a time. If I need to defend the premise of this team against accusations of Journeyman abuse, I would refer to the team requirement that all Journeymen must be hired unless they die or suffer a permanent injury: at no time does the team maintain fewer than 11 players minus the number retired after the previous match.

This is fun, by the way. There's a "Galaga" effect: I can't go over 11 men unless I suffer a MNG. And it works fine: you should expect a fight, 'cause you're gonna get one.

Ranked Amateurs Hall of Fame
Past Legends and Super Stars
(SPP Rankings among Ranked Human Linemen as of 4 May, 2020)

Edward Grottybrook: 153 games, 548 SPP (1st all time).
David Grottyfist: 88 games, 232 SPP (7th all time).
Yorick Whitewing: 86 games, 179 SPP (15th all time).
Billy Goldtree: 112 games, 172 SPP (17th all time).
Ian Quickrock: 77 games, 149 SPP (21st all time).
Albert Palehawk: 90 games, 147 SPP (22nd all time).
Evander Hardspike: 59 games, 129 SPP.
Billy Darkhawk: 49 games, 129 SPP.
Robert Dirtybone: 69 games, 119 SPP.
Edward Clumsybrook: 65 games, 116 SPP.
Brian Fastspike: 32 games, 110 SPP.
Evander Truestone: 65 games, 105 SPP.
Robert Weakfield: 81 games, 101 SPP.
Frederick Coldstone: 70 games, 101 SPP.
Zachary Vilesnake: 118 games, 94 SPP.
Vincent Hotrock: 44 games, 92 SPP.
David Clumsysnake: 95 games, 84 SPP.
George Hideousorc: 57 games, 76 SPP.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Leroy DirtyspikeLineman6348Block, Fend, Tackle, +AG, Sure Hands 31490788550k (50+120k) 
2 Martin DeepfieldLineman6338Block, Kick, Tackle, Pro, Guard 136110120911850k (50+110k) 
3 Paul DarkstoneLineman6338Guard, Block, Fend, Tackle, Dauntless 392315117850k (50+110k) 
4 Kevin HotstoneLineman7338Block, Sure Hands, +MA, Fend, Kick-Off Return 5173302513550k (50+110k) 
5 David PalestoneLineman7338Guard, Block, Mighty Blow, +MA, Tackle, Pro 19201301121031350k (50+150k) 
6 Sylvester GoldeagleLineman6328Block, Fend, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle-ag581701077750k (50+120k) 
7 Howard WhitefireLineman6338Block, Tackle, Dauntless, Pro, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut 1362611131230850k (50+140k) 
8 Albert DirtyhawkLineman6338Block 410001650k (50+20k) 
11 Fredrick ClumsybrookLineman6338Block 1710011850k (50+20k) 
12 Jack VilewingLineman6338  100000050k (50+0k) 
13 Ian HardbrookLineman6328Guard, Block, Tackle, Fend, Dauntless-ag861501198350k (50+110k) 
14 Kevin HideousspikeLineman6338Guard, Block, Fend, Tackle, Dauntless 60280687850k (50+110k) 
12 players  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 2080k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 100000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 2080k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:368 (191/99/78) |TD Diff:193 (525 - 332) |Cas Diff:603 (710/353/148 - 359/177/72)
Last Opponent: Egyptian Mummies