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In an everlasting journey for the perfect uiskky, those brave humans have stumbled upon a mighty brew called "slyrs". it's golden color and strange viscosity makes it potable only once every 28 days, and only in the tiniest of slurps. In the meantime, these bavarian dipsoidiacs have to arrange themselves with fluid steaks, also known as beers.

Coach Cervezaphilius the Beermonk: "We strive to be drunk before every game, and afterwards, as well as in between games too. The Slyrs heals, so anyone missing probably just has a hangover. Celebration drinks will be announced, there's a lot to chose from. Beer from the Beer god! And Slyrs for us!"
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
+AG
  2 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 130k
(90+40)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
+ST
  2 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 140k
(90+50)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
 
6
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11 players  
Coach: fly Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1100k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1100k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (1/1/0) |TD Diff:2 (3 - 1) |Cas Diff:5 (5/1/0 - 1/0/0)
Last Opponent: We Hate Gin