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Shrekt
Retired [R] Ogre

History of Shrekt
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Ogres are known for many things, violence, hunger, violence caused by hunger, and of course, hunger caused by violence. What they are not known for is their eloquence, and this can be reflected in the team known simply as Shrekt. One word, barely grunted as their opposition is carted off the field in a mess of bones and pulp.


Unfortunately for the team, violence alone does not result in victory, and as such all predictions are that they will have supreme difficulty actually accomplishing anything.
Casualty TypesPlayers (Red are Journeymen)
Killed
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Niggling Injury

Portrait#PlayerPositionSPPsInflicted Casulties *Fast Facts
5Gregor CleganeOgre0NoneManaged to die in the first match, a 1-0 victory, via double skulls.

Put in a witty team flavor reason why the star player list is empty.
Put in amusing anecdote about the team not having accomplished much. Afterwards replace with season stats. Ranked and Box teams "seasons" are the four quarters of the year derived by the Majors.
In here goes a story about the team not having any trophies or nick-nacks yet
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Shrek
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Tor Johnson
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
3
Ryback
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
4
Lawrence Taylor
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
6
Hornswoggle
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
7
Smeagol
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
Lucky the Leprechaun
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
Lord Farquaad
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
Screech
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Morty
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
17
Ian Truelightning
Journeyman Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
10 players  
Coach: Silent_Hastati Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 770k (±90) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 910k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/1/0) |TD Diff:1 (2 - 1) |Cas Diff:-7 (0/1/0 - 7/0/1)
Last Opponent: Sleepy Wood Waylayers