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1-2-3! Fanta-och-Nurglé!

Until recently, Tranehof was home to a regular Blood Bowl team, Tranemo BBF, a division 6 team consisting mostly of aged and overweight has-beens from the local Blood Bowl scene. However, one day an incredible stench overtook the entirety of Tranehof and nobody has seen any of the Tranemo BBF players since! At the same time, a coach in a gimp mask and an elf in sunglasses started showing up and unloading boxes full of suspicious-looking sports drinks before every practice.

Rumour has it that these two simply came in, bought the team for an undisclosed by large sum of gold - north of 700 000 pieces according to some, and started training a new team. Locals have alerted the police who showed up in just a fortnight, but couldn't get close due to the stench.

Head CoachAssistant Coach
Kobin RaasFertil-Bredrik


Leif Lokaltrafik blitzes Dreg Hank:
Block Roll [ POW ] [ BOTH DOWN ] [ POW/PUSH ]
Block Result [ POW ]
Dreg Hank uses Side Step to avoid being pushed.
Armour Roll [ 4 ][ 5 ]
Rolled Total of 9
The armour of Dreg Hank has been broken.
Injury Roll [ 6 ][ 4 ]
Rolled Total of 10
Dreg Hank suffers a casualty.
Casualty Roll [ 5 ][ 7 ]
Dreg Hank has been seriously injured.
Dreg Hank has got a broken neck (-1 AG).
Apothecary used.
Casualty Roll [ 6 ][ 5 ]
Dreg Hank has been killed.




LÖBBL VII CHAMPIONS
Article from The Bloating Bugle, Jul. 30th 2518
After a strong start in the Westrogothia Conference of Season VII, presenting a 3-0-0 record, the Tranemo Terros were placed in the Elite Division of LÖBBL VII. There, they lost only to fellow Nurgles Svenska Som Steppar BK, and finished second in the group, meaning the Terrors got a high seed in the play-offs. They picked Mighty Crusaders of Nässjö as their first round opponents, and from there beat Randiga Rustningar and Mindaugas to advance to the finals, where the blood sucking Marbäck Fangastic Four waited.

The final game was a show of how to not play Blood Bowl, but after 16 turns, Tranemo Terrors were the only ones to have scored a touch down at all. This reporter got a few words in with the star of the team, Leif Lokaltrafik.

Congratulations on your victory! How do you feel?
Feverish, as usual. A slight tingling sensation in all limbs, and my throat is a bit sore. I must've had one too many Fanta-och-Nurglé again.

Ha ha! Any comments about your contributions to the final game?
Well, I did what I always do. I pick up the ball, and I run, and we win.

How's your neck?
Perfectly fine. They try to kill me, they try to break my neck, but obviously I'm not that easy to stop!


Rumour has it that the Terrors are already signed up for next season. Only time will tell if they can repeat this year's feat, and perhaps even beat the other Nurgle team next time.


N. T. Kaas
Freelance sports journalist
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Block
  12 0 0 0 0 4 20/31 190k
(140+50)k
 
2
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw
  38 0 0 0 17 5 59/76 190k
(110+80)k
 
3
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw
  38 0 0 0 16 4 52/76 190k
(110+80)k
 
4
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  38 0 0 0 10 6 50/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
5
Bloater
4 4 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
-ag 36 0 0 0 9 3 33/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
6
Pestigor
6 4 4 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Sure Hands, +AG, +ST, Block, Kick-Off Return
  38 11 40 1 3 1 144/176 230k
(80+150)k
 
7
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Wrestle, Tackle, Two Heads
  38 0 4 0 5 3 37/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
8
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Frenzy, Tackle
  38 0 5 1 28 4 93/176 180k
(80+100)k
 
9
Pestigor
6 3 3 7
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle
-av 35 1 5 0 14 3 59/76 160k
(80+80)k
 
10
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
  36 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
12
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Kick
  27 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
16 players  
Coach: RobinKaas Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 2340k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 1210k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2340k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:38 (20/5/13) |TD Diff:15 (55 - 40) |Cas Diff:92 (73/39/20 - 19/13/8)
Last Opponent: Falköpings Mejeri (Old)