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Hell's Harvest
Retired [L] Daemons of Slaanesh (BIBBL)


The Palace of Pleasure:

Lauded by connoisseurs as one of the best brothels in the Empire. It is said they can meet any request, cater to any desire however strange or unseemly. Rich or poor, noble or low born, all are welcome who have lust in their hearts and coin in their pockets. Those willing to pay a premium, and who knows the right name to drop, may experience more exotic and illegal debaucheries on the lower levels. Rumours circulate of customers disappearing down there but they are greatly exaggerated.



A cacophony of horrors and perversions, orgies and torture. Chains rattle as captives struggle. Aberrations gibber and moan amidst the screams. Claws scrape against blood slick stone. Faceless creatures stalk the shadows.

The games never end and each is more sadistic than the last. Players are forced to fight, forced to maim themselves, forced to eat each other. Some go mad, some resign themselves to their fate. Those utterly broken are left to starve or used as slave labour. Words are stitched into their flesh indicating their purpose. “Cook”, “clean”, “mend”. Their names long forgotten they are these tasks and nothing more.

A rare few come willingly. Tempted by promises of power, escape or eternal pleasure they give their souls away. The masters enjoy systematically ruining such foolish minds, turning their pleasure into pain, their hope into despair. They thought daemon worship would be fun. They sought to dance with the ruinous powers. They walked blindly into hell and they will never leave.

Soundtrack

Achievements great and small:

Prestige: 27

Year Five, summer, Southern Cornerstone
Ongoing
1-2-2 (incl. one forfeit)


Year Five, spring, Realms of Chaos
1st place
2-1-0

The daemonic division blazed hot and fast, and all six games were churned out in a few days. We tied against Maladies Embrace, keeping our record against them even, but the servants of the other gods fell to our claws and our charms.


Year Five, winter, low TV friendlies
1-0-2

This time we bested the foul spawn of Nurgle, but got so excited we almost forgot we had two more matches to play. The distraction let both the dwarves and the rats get the better of us, but thankfully no one important got hurt.


Year Four, autumn, Iron division
2nd place
4-1-1 (including one forfeit)
17 prestige earned, +2 for achievements

A great showing. None of the mortals in the league could defeat us, but it was all soured by the loss to Nurgles spawn. Zarikisha keeps growing in popularity among the humans of the league, the orcs are now running away at the sight of her, and she picked up some skaven fans as well. All in all a good season.


Year Four, summer, Mushroom Scramble
5th place
2-1-2
7 prestige earned, +1 for achievements

We followed the scent of psychedelic mushrooms and spread some love to the humans and orcs along the way. Zarikisha especially made a lot of friends. We didn't find the best mushroom patches but still went home with a decent haul, should be enough to feed to the slaves for some quality entertainment.

It seems the abominable forces of both Tzeench and Nurgle were on the same trail, but they managed to elude us. Next time, perhaps.

First among the masters:


Zarikisha, the Lady of Pain: The teams greatest blitzer and scorer, on her way to becoming a true terror of the league. 3 prestige



Neck broken by a very large orc. Still useful.
Killed by a flagellant knight. Ground up and used as feed for the others.
Ankle destroyed by a plaguebearer of Nurgle.
Later pulverized by a rat piloting some silly contraption.
Killed by a swarm of pestilent rats. Thrown in the bone pit.
Another victim of rat violence. Forgotten in the basement.
Head cracked by a religious mountain man. Probably no longer useful.
Infected with Nurgles rot and promptly defected to Maladies Embrace.
Another victim of the rot. Ran away with the Creeping Ood Horde.



The Grand Book of Delights:


DEAD
Seriously Injured
Badly Hurt
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Keeper of Secrets
7 5 4+ - 8+
Claw, Extra Arms, Loner, Regeneration, Very Long Legs, Wild Animal
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Block, Pro, Guard
n 19 0 5 0 16 6 77/ 320k
(200+120)k
 
2
Daemonette
8 3 4+ - 7+
Claw, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Dodge, Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  20 3 13 0 8 5 83/ 240k
(120+120)k
 
3
Daemonette
7 3 4+ - 7+
Claw, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Dodge, Block, Sure Hands
  16 3 5 0 3 3 39/ 180k
(120+60)k
 
4
Daemonette
7 3 4+ - 7+
Claw, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
  9 3 2 0 2 2 23/ 180k
(120+60)k
 
7
Cultist
6 3 3+ - 8+ m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(0)k
 
8
Cultist
6 3 3+ - 8+   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
9
Cultist
6 3 3+ - 8+   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Cultist
6 3 3+ - 8+
Block
  19 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
11
Cultist
6 3 3+ - 8+
Block
  20 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
12
Cultist
6 3 2+ - 8+ -ag 17 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Cultist
6 3 3+ - 8+   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Dig
Cultist
6 3 3+ - 8+   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
15
Cultist
6 3 3+ - 8+
Block
  20 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
16
Fix
Cultist
6 3 3+ - 8+   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)
Coach: Weresquid Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Daemons of Slaanesh (BIBBL) Dedicated Fans: 7  
Current Team Value: 1710k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1760k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:20 (8/5/7) |TD Diff:0 (25 - 25) |Cas Diff:8 (26/13/3 - 17/11/6)
Last Opponent: Deep Desire