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Dreadpeak's Delusionals
Roster [L] Night Goblin (CIBBL)

Colodius Lottus

Head Coach:


Night Goblins

Team Colours:
Red and green pois

Dreadpeak's Delusionals



It was a long time since he had seen such talented players all together, coach Frak thought. Fast runners scaring the opponent's backfield, smart throwers with excelent ball handling and fine strategies and, of course, strong blitzers that could carry the whole enemy team on their shoulders.
“That job is defenetly the easiest i can recall” he thought, with a sharp smile hidden by his Red and green pois scarf, colours of the Delusionals, that he started wearing after a fan gave it to him for his gratitude for the last victorious match. Frak was delighted, everything was fine and next match was coming. The final match, he whistled and all the players sorrounded him in relogious silence to listen their coach motivational speech: “You know gits, when, or if, you grow old You find out that life is just a game of feet. So is bloodbowl. Because in either game, life or bloodbowl, the margin for error is smaller than a snotling”
all players were so silent that he can hear his heart bumping.
“The feet we need are everywhere around us”
He stood up from the bench and cleared his voice, dramaticly “On this team, we fight for every foot”
“On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that foot.” and he looked at the fanatic “Cause we know when we add up all those feet that's going to make the freaking difference between WINNING and LOSING between LIVING and DYING!” He shouted the last sentences with a perfect dramatic style
“That's a team, gentlemen, and either we heal now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.
That's bloodbowl guys. That's all it is” paus “Now, whattaya gonna do?”
As soon has he spoke his last words he opened his eyes.
It was dark, he was lying on the bottom of his bench, sorrounded by his players. Mostly dead, some injured, empty cans of Orca-Cola all around. Perfect silence. His head was a mess... aching like hammers hitting him with no mercy.
“ahwww!” he whispered “those damn mushrooms...” he lifted on his bench “What a trip...” and as soon the hallucination of his speech vanished he started looking among his players to see if he was able to field at least a couple of them... and that was the moment he found out where all feet had gone. The mushroom addict with jersey number 3 had one of those feet deep inside his nose with a stupid smile in his face and said “Oh coach... i found the foot...someone's foot at least”


CIBBL - Y4, Autumn - Youngbloods XVI, first experience for that bunch of Delusionals. Last spot! But Prestige Points Earned: +20!

CIBBL - Y4, Winter, Friendlies, Still no victories or killings.

CIBBL - Y5, Spring ,DEEP CAVERNS, 2nd place! Prestige points +120, and most fouls committed by Strigsits Phart! + 10 prestige points, he retired!

CIBBL - Y5, Summer, Twin Gates, 10th place! Prestige points +20.

CIBBL - Y5, Autumn, Clay Division, 6th place! Prestige points + 80, and most SPP to Zigzag Zompar awarded of Clay excelence, most casualties to Wuiq Squibbler awarded of Clay excelence and Triple X for more than 3 casualties in one game! + 30 points.

CIBBL - 6, Winter, Mid "Friendlies", 7th place (last spot) but how many killings??? Deellus the Deluded made an outstanding performance in… drum rolls… fouls! Winning the award!
Also we would like to remember the match vs Gorthor's Prophets Of Mork, lost 2-0, but won on the casses battle with 5 injuries made, and 3 killings, among them the famous orc named Tendons Slicer fouled to Death, of course, by Custer "Eye" Custard!

CIBBL - 6, Spring, Deep Caverns CHAMPIONS! A Superb season for Delusionals, after a long waiting of delusions, Delusionals acheived their first major win in the caverns gaining 130 prestige points
PLUS a new idol for fans arise! Deellus the Deluded, the goblin of destiny, won the best fouler award, again, after a warm winter gaining another 10 prestige points.

CIBBL - 6, Summer, Eichenschatten Grand Feast, 3rd place! DAMN! BUT 3 AWARDS! (140 + 45 prestige points)
ONCE AGAIN, Deellus performed more fouls than any other into his league, Zigzag made a wonderful interception in the unlucky match vs Strigoi And that was 2nd year (8 seasons!) Delusionals playing in CIBBL and that worthed the Cabal Vision Silver Partner award

CIBBL - 6, Autumn, Tin Division, 5th place, not bad for the highest ranked in prestige points stunty team! Also, Wuiq Squibbler reached the status of Super Star Player. (90 + 10 prestige points)

Notable Players Gone
The unforgotten Strigsits Phart, pride and joy of the fans, gaining the title of the most unfair player in CIBBL Y5 Spring DEEP CAVERNS

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Goongol NonoseTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Juggernaut 380006222110k (110+40k) 
2 Wuiq SquibblerSquig Hopper6438Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernautn3505023691100k (100+120k) 
3Zurt BohurtFanatic3717Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow, Grabm35000522070k (0k) 
4Greembo PsilocybeMadcap Mushroom Addict 16237Dauntless, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Right Stuff, Stunty, Guard, Juggernaut 29010221760k (60+40k) 
5Breemgo NoomberoneMadcap Mushroom Addict 26437Dodge, Mighty Blow, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wild Animal, Guard 300011760k (60+20k) 
6Woolk SplatnetNetter6237Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step 14040022250k (50+50k) 
7Gruntag GrimdayNetter6237Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Right Stuff, Stunty 900000050k (50+0k) 
8Zaszlurt Phart J. Jr.Night Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1200000040k (40+0k) 
9Voorsirk SmellzNight Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle 37030312040k (40+40k) 
10Krokky CrackkyNight Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle 2801001840k (40+30k) 
11Vukziz PhunginusNight Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle 371100324740k (40+70k) 
12 Deellus the DeludedNight Goblin6137Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player-st3400011740k (40+30k) 
13 Zigzag ZomparSquig Hopper6438Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard, Side Step 240119653100k (100+80k) 
14Gried GrottyNight Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000040k (40+0k) 
15 Custer "Eye" CustardNight Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle, Side Step 24120322340k (40+50k) 
16Rus RiotousNight Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000040k (40+0k) 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Lasgalen Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Night Goblin (CIBBL) Fan Factor: 8  
Team Value: 1830k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 330000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1940k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:38 (9/10/19) |TD Diff:-18 (30 - 48) |Cas Diff:-4 (54/29/13 - 72/22/6)
Last Opponent: Terror-Firma