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Roster [B] High Elf

There's a certain accepted modus operandi to being High Elf.

You are expected to:
- Hold up your good name and that of the Empire.
- Debate art and philosophy in a firm, reserved tone in polite company.
- Host soirees in your exquisite private castle to accommodate the above.
- Chuckle sensibly at your inferiors (i.e. everyone but self)
- Wipe front to back.
And so on.

What you are most definitely NOT supposed to do is demean yourself and your bloodline by publicly sucking at team sports. Especially under a humiliating banner, that suggests you mistakenly thought your sorry butt was being talent hunted by the legendary Talarith Thunderbirds.

It would be a disgrace to your parents, your kin and your Empire.
Nothing could force you to partake in such a debacle.

Even somebody forging your signature and seal.
And forging pictures of you signing the contract.
And having a magical orb recording of you dancing with the contract, clad only in a Talarith Thunderbirds shawl.
And blackmailing you with other, even more compromising materials, which obviously couldn't possibly exist in the first place.

Even if the fine print had goblins with chainsaws.

So that is definitely not what you are seeing here.
Even the concept is preposterous and you're a fool for considering it.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lusildur Underpantaloonessar
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
   9 1 1 0 8 1 25/31 150k
(100+50)k
  
2
Sassula Silkysmoothskinilel
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Oussilas Orthopedicinsolesil
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Wrestle
   9 2 1 0 1 2 17/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
6
Paialal Passthesaltpleaselas
Lineman
6 3 4 8   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Arwalen Awfullypleasantisnthis
Lineman
6 4 4 8
+ST
   8 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 120k
(70+50)k
  
8
Gululun Greatwaytoloseweightil
Lineman
6 3 4 8   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Bailarlral Bitofapaintopronouncel
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
15
Dorildur Donteventrytostopmellar
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Guard
   3 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 120k
(90+30)k
  
16
Barelir Botledspringwaterilil
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Leader
   8 4 1 0 0 1 12/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
17
Duane Strongwing
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Robert Deepsnake
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players  
Coach: Archpeasant Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1280k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1280k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (5/0/4) |TD Diff:2 (12 - 10) |Cas Diff:2 (11/3/1 - 6/3/4)
Last Opponent: BB Failed Tryouts