And so a new day dawns on the NCUC program with the best game ever having been played the evening prior. If you're reading this, you're welcome. Not just for the fun fluff and mild entertainment, but for 'accidentally' killing Nelson Phenny. I lie. It was no accident and I enjoyed it immensely. Even more so when I learned said player was named after former rival Nelphine. You may know that Nelphine is was the coach of recently deceased player julian star who never graduated cuz he died. But that is an old rivalry from a different team so bringing up star's death is irrelevant. But fun. So here's to a new rivalry with whatever the name of Whaflalaga's team is and many more dead elves in our future!.

Thank Nuffle this wasn't one of many losses this season. It actually, in a way, can be viewed as a win as the 1-1 draw covered the spread. In fact, that's exactly how it will be viewed and recorded in the annals of history. Another win against that derpity dipstick Waaghs and his stupid elves. Definitely going to kill some of them in season 38. Recently ran a coach's poll and nobody said they liked him. Just sad.

2 games, 2 draws. Some would call that a push, but then again, some people are idiots who are unable to read between the lines. 0-0 draw with Canturkey, but a solid +3 in the casualty department. Plus Wolvezz got totally lucky. 2-2 draw with Notre Sham, but again an impressive +3 in the casualty department. That and I totally outskilled Waagh. He was up 0-2 at the half! What a clown. He retired from the NCBB after this season, largely due to this humiliation. Another rivalry won.