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2015-01-05 19:11:02
14 votes, rating 5.4
14 votes, rating 5.4
For Keggie ...Pics = proof
So Keggie is a big fan of Superman as well!
But who is the REAL Man of Steel?
Keggie = wore the crud out of a towel cape and a Superman Shirt at a very young age
Calcium = wore my sisters tights with my Y fronts over them @ age 5
Keggie = share names with 2 superman actors
Calcium = Middle name is BLUEY, and um....Superman LOVES BLUE
Keggie = Punched a horse to prove he is Superman
Calcium = Tried 'Cowtipping' after a night on the piss, which to be fair had little to do with being Superman
Keggie = No photographic evidence to speak of to date
Calcium = See below
So as it stands it's a close run thing, but who has the greater claim to being Superman? And will any other pretenders to the crown step up and don the tights?
*Hellrunner 2012 : With my wife Wendy and best mate Dave - we raised £400 for CLIC Sargent*
But who is the REAL Man of Steel?
Keggie = wore the crud out of a towel cape and a Superman Shirt at a very young age
Calcium = wore my sisters tights with my Y fronts over them @ age 5
Keggie = share names with 2 superman actors
Calcium = Middle name is BLUEY, and um....Superman LOVES BLUE
Keggie = Punched a horse to prove he is Superman
Calcium = Tried 'Cowtipping' after a night on the piss, which to be fair had little to do with being Superman
Keggie = No photographic evidence to speak of to date
Calcium = See below
So as it stands it's a close run thing, but who has the greater claim to being Superman? And will any other pretenders to the crown step up and don the tights?
*Hellrunner 2012 : With my wife Wendy and best mate Dave - we raised £400 for CLIC Sargent*
Comments
Posted by albinv on 2015-01-05 19:28:15
*facepalm...*
Awful! :D
Awful! :D
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-01-05 19:34:15
Actually I do have proof. I have a giant scar on the back of my head. But one thing is that I punched the Horse when I was 5. Ill concede Superman to you, if I can be Batman? It will involve a Drunken Wrestling Match in front of everyone though. And I still have the Batman Costume my Mom made me when I was 7. :)
Posted by Calcium on 2015-01-05 19:43:18
So up for a superhero wrestling match, as long as baby oil is involved ;)
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-01-05 19:51:30
We can't split some extra greasy Indian food the night before, that way we will sweat out our own oil for the match. That will be oily enough me thinks :P
Posted by albinv on 2015-01-05 19:58:33
Lols - keggie as Batman - one gotta picture that...
That would indeed make me watch the new batman movies! But they'll probably cast Bale or some other pathetic deluded hollywood douche instead...meh! ^^
That would indeed make me watch the new batman movies! But they'll probably cast Bale or some other pathetic deluded hollywood douche instead...meh! ^^
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-01-05 20:06:14
I am....... BATMAN!!!
Posted by albinv on 2015-01-05 20:15:40
hrhrhr!!
Now if you just could convince the hollywood idiots somehow. I would get my ticket as soon as i was on my feet again! ;D
Could save the whole batman series if you think about it...damn!
Now if you just could convince the hollywood idiots somehow. I would get my ticket as soon as i was on my feet again! ;D
Could save the whole batman series if you think about it...damn!
Posted by SerenadeOfSorrow on 2015-01-05 21:51:32
ive got a superman onsie if that counts
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-01-05 22:59:31
No, it doesn't count unless You Yell out I am Supeeman and then punch a Horse. Sorry.
Posted by pythrr on 2015-01-06 01:08:36
this is a very scary thread.
Posted by Dalfort on 2015-01-06 23:45:42
I once climbed a "mountain" wall at a Haven holiday site in a Spiderman suit... does that count toward anything?
(Must have scared a lot of kids :/ ).
(Must have scared a lot of kids :/ ).
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-01-07 06:46:13
That more than Calcium did in a suit.
Dalfort= Did a Spider like act while in a Spiderman outfit
Keggiemckill= Punches a Horse at 5 years old in a Superman outfit
Calcium= Doesn't even attempt to fly, or punch a horse
We can clearly see who the winner is in the trio. Its the others reading this that are the winners.
Dalfort= Did a Spider like act while in a Spiderman outfit
Keggiemckill= Punches a Horse at 5 years old in a Superman outfit
Calcium= Doesn't even attempt to fly, or punch a horse
We can clearly see who the winner is in the trio. Its the others reading this that are the winners.
Posted by Calcium on 2015-01-07 15:10:59
:)
Posted by garyt1 on 2015-01-30 05:20:41
If the horse had kryptonite that was a bad move.