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2013-06-21 19:10:09
9 votes, rating 4
beating dwarfses
who is the best at beating dwarfses? i must know.

i then plan on watching their games and learning something which is a novel concept in itself.

i dont care if their tactic is beating them down dancing round them, tickling their nether regions, anything.

kthxbye

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Posted by licker on 2013-06-21 19:14:19
The best coach you mean?

Or the best race?

I would guess if you just looked at the top coaches matches and found their games vs. dwarves that would be a good place to start.

Otherwise my top2 picks for beating dwarves would be

Chaos/Nurgle/CD (maybe necro, maybe)
or
Dark Elves
Posted by BillBrasky on 2013-06-21 19:14:54
Depends on the TV.

At high tv (1800+) clawpombers (chaos, nurgle, pact, etc) make short work of dorfs. To them they are just slow norse & squish.

At low tv Elves & Skaven tend to out run them. And it could be argued, elves are better at any TV. But... Much more likely the dorfs will break the elves or rats.

Also, I find orcs a pretty even match for dorfs at any tv.
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2013-06-21 19:16:45
Claw them Dwarfs, Claw them eeeeyyyyeeesssss!!!!
Posted by Tzij on 2013-06-21 19:32:54
Bill pretty much said it all. I may even like skaven more than the rest of the elves vs dorks, if only because they can combine speed with c-pomb.
Posted by harvestmouse on 2013-06-21 19:36:36
Race, that's easy CDs. They do everything dorfs do but better. Second best, lrb 4 ogres had a good bullying racket going on, but not now. Probably lrb4 khem too. But now it's anything with claw.
Posted by Beerox on 2013-06-21 19:39:09
I play Khemri a lot, and am always happy to run into plain old dorfs. Although it would surely be easier to ClawPOMB them while reading a magazine and munching on cheetos.
Posted by pythrr on 2013-06-21 20:19:49
tin cans, meet tin opener.

dorfs die over 1500 TV these days

and we likes this
Posted by PurpleChest on 2013-06-21 20:32:33
As a dorf player that flatters himself to be ok with them, the races I fear all use clawpomb. But rats have the evil speed/ag/claw triple and feature in most dorf nightmares.

Khemri I eat for breakfast, elves without wiz don't worry me. Orcs can be tough, and craply coached claw doesn't worry me. But well coached claw will beat me most times.
Posted by Garion on 2013-06-21 22:21:28
At low tv any elves or skaven at high tv any race with cpomb.
Posted by wintergreen13 on 2013-06-22 02:28:51
If you want to watch a coach/team fight dwarves, I can't think of better than Dhaktokh's [url=http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=391622]Crossdressers[/url] - playing them with Zons and doing well is tops. Might also watch replays of KFoged's Hell Grannies playing mid-high TV against 'em in the Box.
Posted by wintergreen13 on 2013-06-22 02:29:18
Durp, no bbcode :)
Posted by Endzone on 2013-06-22 09:33:49
4 plans for beating dwarves:

1. Claw them and/or target their AV8 players(undermine their AV9)
2. Run around them (take advantage of their low MA)
3. Out muscle them (take advantage of their lack of ST4)
4. Target their AG3 players (hard to score with Longbeards!)
Posted by Endzone on 2013-06-22 09:50:37
Here are some woodies giving dwarves the run around:

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3431072
Posted by Sp00keh on 2013-06-22 11:10:45
u can see the stats here:

http://www.cmanu.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bb/stats/racevsrace.html

without filtering for TV, dwarves winrate is:
44.08% against Nurgle
44.89% against Chaos
45.08% against Chaos Dwarf

after them comes also necro, delf, undead, khemri, lizard, orc
for the rest of the races, dwarf have above 50% winrate
Posted by Sp00keh on 2013-06-22 11:17:58
At low TV (900-1200) dwarves do worst against:
khemri, undead, norse, nurgle, orc, necro, chaos dwarf
in that order.

so khemri is worst matchup for rookie dwarf, surprisingly

at mid TV, (1300-1600) dwarves do worst against:
chaos dwarf, lizards, undead, khemri, skaven, necro, orc, chaos

at high TV, (1700-2000) dwarves do worst against:
nurgle, chaos, human, high elf, skaven, dark elf, chaos dwarf, necro, wood elf, undead, elf, pact

interesting that nurgle fail to beat dwarves at mid TV, when they spank them so hard at high TV (38% winrate for the dwarves)
lizards popup at their sweet spot when they;ve got block
Posted by Wizfall on 2013-06-22 12:04:06
Quite shocked that at low TV (900-1200) they struggle so much against norse.
Really though it would have been the other way.