Beware, i am copyrighting these, i know just how ruthless you guys are!

Firstly there is my 'Feeding Cap'

It is a bit like those beer cap thingies with the holders for two beercans and straws from them to your mouth. But (and here is the genius part) instead of beer cans there will be mini liquidizers, so that you can place burgers etc. in them. This will allow for hands free eating. Or even better, you can put a burger in each liquidizer, and have one in each hand, thus allowing to eat between mouthfuls.

Secondly, the 'Takeaway Siren'

Ever pick up a takeaway from the takeaway place? And on your way home the cars in front of you just dawdle along, meaning that you once mouth-watering meal is just a cold soggy mess by the time you get it home?

Well then this is the invention for you. It works a bit like a police siren, but instead it will be a different colour (i suggest brown). You activate it on pickup, allowing other road users to see you are in need of speed. They will then politely pull to one side letting you pass, and behold, a beautiful hot meal on your arrival at your place of residence.