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2013-01-18 21:54:48
22 votes, rating 3.8
You Cant Always Expect
I've been watching a ton of Fumbbl games lately. Im also playing a fair amount. During a good portion of the games, I've noticed a lot of high expectations. My question is... Do you really have to type down EVERYTHING they are thinking? I think the world is aware that you just got diced... Everyone watching knows that you rolled a one. Please stop stating the obvious. Lol. Here I wrote a little poem/song about it. Enjoy.

You Cant Always Expect

You cant expect to make every Go For It.
You cant expect to complete every pass.
You cant expect to break e-v-ery arm-our.
You cant al-ways, expect to stay off of the grass

If my foul rolls a Doub-le,
My team is in troub-le.
Da-doot-da-doot

You cant expect your menz to live Forever
You cant expect your Team to not get Smashed
You cant expect a Pow on e-v-ery Blo-ock.
Ypu cant Al-ways expect your players to last.

Maybe I should play a dif-ferent race?
Another team would-be a nice change-of pace,
Da-doot-da-doot

You cant expect BB to be a bed of Roses.
You cant expect to have a player to spare
You cant expect the ref to catch e-v-ery fo-ul.
You cant always, expect the game to be fair.

My wife keeps interrupting,
How can I tell her to stop disrupting?
Da-doot-da-doot

You cant expect your cage to unbreakable.
You cant expect every turn to go your way.
You cant expect Nuffle to al-ways grace you
You cant always, expect to finish all your plays!

The Specs are booing,
and I need help choosing
Which skuuuull to piiiiccccckkkk!


I got a little bored with it in the end, sorry...... Nuffle loves bad poetry, NOW GIVE ME MY LUCK BACK!
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Comments
Posted by neoliminal on 2013-01-18 22:33:55
6 for poetry
-3 for bad.

:-D
Posted by dode74 on 2013-01-18 23:03:22
I had no idea Vogons played BB.
Posted by ryanfitz on 2013-01-19 04:27:37
rated dode74 a 6 :)
Posted by Nelphine on 2013-01-19 05:24:01
dode74 wins.
Posted by Reisender on 2013-01-19 13:07:47
yay dode, that made my day
Posted by MrFoxTalbot on 2013-01-19 19:52:04
"I had no idea Vogons played BB." LOL
Posted by bghandras on 2013-01-19 20:35:19
"Resistance is futile." :)
Posted by polemarch on 2013-01-20 09:53:12
Speaking of Vogon's try this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml