KO! Magazine - "So tell us Great Gobbo, did you manage to pull off any deals before the transfer window shut?"
The Great Gobbo - "Yer I pulled off a sweet deel wiv DFS"
KO! - "I've never heard of a team called DFS, where are they from?"
GG - "Sum where near Darley Dale I fink"
KO! - "And what did you get?"
GG - "Intrest free credit fer four years!!"
KO! - "Yes, but on what? A troll, a secret weapon, what?"
GG - "A new levvur chair fer me office"
KO! - "A what?"
GG - "It wuz ment ter be free billion quid, but cuz it wuz in der one an only sale evva I got em down ter fifty quid"
KO! - "DFS is a furniture store isn't it..."
GG - "Well I ent gunna go ter a pet shop fer a chair again am I yer muppet"
KO! - "Again?"
GG - "Long story, n e way Nige ruined me last chair when she drooled on it an it dizzolved so I ad ter get annuvva"
KO! - "But your fans would have been hoping for you to sign some new players"
GG - "An ow wud I av dun dat wivout a chair ter sit on? 'Oh yes Mr Oberwald, cum in. Dunt mind me sat on der floor wilst we finalize yer contract wiv uz'. Twat"
KO! - "So rather than spend transfer deadline day signing new players for the team, you went furniture shopping? This is outrageous! The fans won't stand for this when they find out!"
GG - "An ooz gunna tell em?"
KO! - "Oh, er, ... , well definitely not me, you can put the knife away, I promise not to breathe a word of this"
GG - " Datz rite mush, now bugga off outta me office I wantz ter test me new chair out. 'Hey gurlz, wotz green an ard an not a cucumber?'"
KO! - "definitely time to leave!"