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Carthage



Joined: Mar 18, 2021

Post   Posted: May 29, 2024 - 21:55 Reply with quote Back to top

The dwarf ninjas fly
As zombified elves watch on
Final score: six-two
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4549450

Dice roll like boulders
Over teams made with fluff and love
PEBBL punishes
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=4548135
Halfabrain



Joined: Jan 20, 2018

Post   Posted: Jul 08, 2024 - 00:46 Reply with quote Back to top

Why so much to say?
Is it of such importance?
No one cares numbnuts
Happy_Amateur



Joined: Jan 14, 2019

Post   Posted: Jul 08, 2024 - 02:28 Reply with quote Back to top

A haiku for Halfabrain xx

All Blacks beat England,
cooking curry for wife and friends,
are you STILL salty?
Halfabrain



Joined: Jan 20, 2018

Post   Posted: Jul 08, 2024 - 11:38 Reply with quote Back to top

England diced again
My curry ruined by anger
Serve it anyway
awambawamb



Joined: Feb 17, 2008

Post   Posted: Jul 09, 2024 - 14:05 Reply with quote Back to top

A one
Is a one
Is a one

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Happy_Amateur



Joined: Jan 14, 2019

Post   Posted: Jul 10, 2024 - 09:42 Reply with quote Back to top

Sometimes I despair,
At the degradation of
the art form haiku
Halfabrain



Joined: Jan 20, 2018

Post   Posted: Jul 10, 2024 - 17:42 Reply with quote Back to top

Happy Amateur
Surrounded by philistines
It must make you weep
JackassRampant



Joined: Feb 26, 2011

Post   Posted: Jul 11, 2024 - 04:48 Reply with quote Back to top

Blood Bowl in the park.
Up high, I spot a coo-coo.
Hi, high coo-coo, hi!

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LexusD



Joined: Nov 13, 2021

Post   Posted: Jul 16, 2024 - 20:27 Reply with quote Back to top

145 wants Welf
We won't win with Welfs, will we.
Why 145, why?
RDaneel



Joined: Feb 24, 2023

Post   Posted: Aug 04, 2024 - 21:41 Reply with quote Back to top

Should have been 2-1 but
ah my dice on defence sucked
THE Pearl of wisdom!

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Wuhan



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Aug 05, 2024 - 15:11 Reply with quote Back to top

double skulls,
reroll?, but i'm a pro.
double skulls again.
RDaneel



Joined: Feb 24, 2023

Post   Posted: Aug 05, 2024 - 18:39 Reply with quote Back to top

Oh! What a strange thing…
When he doesn’t stat-freak mono
Only 46,15% win. Oh!

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Halfabrain



Joined: Jan 20, 2018

Post   Posted: Aug 16, 2024 - 12:29 Reply with quote Back to top

Terrible haikus
Mangled and ridiculous
Connoisseurs despair
Happy_Amateur



Joined: Jan 14, 2019

Post   Posted: Aug 17, 2024 - 04:39 Reply with quote Back to top

PSA: Definitely not directed solely at RDaneel
Haiku is a Japanese poetic form that consists of THREE lines, with FIVE syllables in the first line, SEVEN in the second, and FIVE in the third.
For Example:

This line has FIVE words,
SEVEN will do for this one,
Wow! Its FIVE again.

Kindest regards,
Happy_Amateur,
President of the Society for Haiku Purity.
RDaneel



Joined: Feb 24, 2023

Post   Posted: Aug 17, 2024 - 10:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Happy_Amateur wrote:
PSA: Definitely not directed solely at RDaneel.


+++++++++++++++++++++++++
why do you quote me
I only made mistake once
others are sublime!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++

(P.S checked by https://syllablecounter.net )

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