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2014-01-03 06:37:39
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Join Us For Dwarven Mayhem With The Warhammerers Social Club!
ALL IMAGES AND TEAM HISTORY COURTESY OF HARVESTMOUSE! Thanks mate!
WARHAMMERERS SOCIAL CLUB TEAM PAGE
THE HISTORY OF THE WARHAMMERERS SOCIAL CLUB
Each year without fail on the 3rd day after Mitterfruhl, the NAF release their annual rulebook. This isn't a big event for most teams, in fact if questioned, most players would be totally oblivious to the date. However there are 2 teams, who do eagerly await this event, and read the 11,245 page tome (11,246 if you include the Commissioner's message) from cover to cover.
The first are the Heroes of Law; a finer bunch of gentlemen you are unlikely ever meet. Whose hearts are so pure, you have to wonder why they are in this game. As part of the training, each team member reads this 120lb criminal use of a tree, as part of his daily rituals.
The other (unfortunately), are the Dwarf Warhammerers. Whereas the Heroes study the over-sized door stop to protect their honour and defend their virtues, the Warhammerers eagerly await the annual for well........less scrupulous reasons, far far less scrupulous. 2 elite teams are set to task on the book, armed with rulers and fluorescent high lighting wands. The first is a crack team of Lawyer-sage. It is their job to find loopholes, typos and blunders. The second are Finance-smiths, who are given the immensely difficult project of trying to predict the up and coming season losses; due to fines, suspensions (and in extreme but more and more common) bail fees!
What happens to the books after the sages and smiths have finished leafing through the pages, you may ask? Well, the Warhammerers' Social Club bars are notoriously high. This can be somewhat problematic for the short of stature (and temper) membership. Old, vintage editions placed at the bar, come in very handy for the not so sober patrons getting in the rounds. Do they ever look down at the artificial step below their iron toe-capped groin kicking boots and pick one up to read? Sure they do, just as bricks can swim! Famed Blood Bowl Historian Harvestmouse
MATCH INFORMATION
View the Warhammerers Social Club match reports and news here! Follow along as we try and recreate the unique style and attitude of the Dwarf Warhammerers!
Also, the Warhammerers Social Club have started a youth side in Stunty Leeg. Warhammerers Juniors will fly the flag for fouling, crazy plays and outright mayhem that this proud club stands for! Here is their bio...
WARHAMMERERS JUNIORS TEAM PAGE
As for the Warhammerers Juniors, the Warhammerers Social Club (in their beer addled wisdom) determined that the best thing for the club would be a steady influx of young and determined (not to mention "uniquely minded") players into a new youth program where these rebellious young'uns could learn the proper Warhammerers style!! So, the Stunty Leeg will also begin to see a steadily rising bending of the rules allied with some healthy days ahead for the Apothecary sector!
WARHAMMERERS SOCIAL CLUB TEAM PAGE
THE HISTORY OF THE WARHAMMERERS SOCIAL CLUB
Each year without fail on the 3rd day after Mitterfruhl, the NAF release their annual rulebook. This isn't a big event for most teams, in fact if questioned, most players would be totally oblivious to the date. However there are 2 teams, who do eagerly await this event, and read the 11,245 page tome (11,246 if you include the Commissioner's message) from cover to cover.
The first are the Heroes of Law; a finer bunch of gentlemen you are unlikely ever meet. Whose hearts are so pure, you have to wonder why they are in this game. As part of the training, each team member reads this 120lb criminal use of a tree, as part of his daily rituals.
The other (unfortunately), are the Dwarf Warhammerers. Whereas the Heroes study the over-sized door stop to protect their honour and defend their virtues, the Warhammerers eagerly await the annual for well........less scrupulous reasons, far far less scrupulous. 2 elite teams are set to task on the book, armed with rulers and fluorescent high lighting wands. The first is a crack team of Lawyer-sage. It is their job to find loopholes, typos and blunders. The second are Finance-smiths, who are given the immensely difficult project of trying to predict the up and coming season losses; due to fines, suspensions (and in extreme but more and more common) bail fees!
What happens to the books after the sages and smiths have finished leafing through the pages, you may ask? Well, the Warhammerers' Social Club bars are notoriously high. This can be somewhat problematic for the short of stature (and temper) membership. Old, vintage editions placed at the bar, come in very handy for the not so sober patrons getting in the rounds. Do they ever look down at the artificial step below their iron toe-capped groin kicking boots and pick one up to read? Sure they do, just as bricks can swim! Famed Blood Bowl Historian Harvestmouse
MATCH INFORMATION
View the Warhammerers Social Club match reports and news here! Follow along as we try and recreate the unique style and attitude of the Dwarf Warhammerers!
Also, the Warhammerers Social Club have started a youth side in Stunty Leeg. Warhammerers Juniors will fly the flag for fouling, crazy plays and outright mayhem that this proud club stands for! Here is their bio...
WARHAMMERERS JUNIORS TEAM PAGE
As for the Warhammerers Juniors, the Warhammerers Social Club (in their beer addled wisdom) determined that the best thing for the club would be a steady influx of young and determined (not to mention "uniquely minded") players into a new youth program where these rebellious young'uns could learn the proper Warhammerers style!! So, the Stunty Leeg will also begin to see a steadily rising bending of the rules allied with some healthy days ahead for the Apothecary sector!
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