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Halfabrain
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2024

2024-04-13 16:02:48
rating 6

2023

2022

2022-11-29 20:50:41
rating 6
2022-11-18 17:43:29
rating 6
2022-08-17 22:22:56
rating 6

2021

2021-11-18 15:34:53
rating 5.5
2021-05-30 21:00:11
rating 5.6
2021-01-31 19:40:44
rating 5.6
2021-01-17 00:15:59
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2020

2020-10-05 00:39:12
rating 3.3
2020-09-17 00:39:39
rating 5.2
2020-09-10 23:41:13
rating 5.9
2020-08-30 00:55:37
rating 5.9
2020-08-19 19:46:33
rating 5.6
2020-08-12 23:43:09
rating 4.6
2020-08-10 23:52:19
rating 5
2020-06-22 22:11:55
rating 5.2
2020-04-22 23:30:45
rating 5.6
2020-04-22 23:30:45
11 votes, rating 5.6
Obituary to my bestest Troll
"Outside the normal moral constraints" gained Block as his very first skill... He then got Pro for his 2nd skill. A glittering career lay ahead of him when 2 games later he was cruelly and viciously fouled in the 15th turn of a walkover win over another Underworld team. No doubt they were driven by malice and petty jealousy, and while these motives are admirable in and of themselves they cannot excuse the damage done to an exemplary Bloodbowl player, one who followed in the best traditions of our noble sport.

The Niggling injury that resulted from this foul deed directly resulted in his being grievously injured in his very next game, a nuffle-cursed dice-murder massacre at the hands of an admittedly well handled Undead team. The cack-handed quack who attempted to minister to his wounded person only succeeded in making matters worse. As a final insult to his broken body, Nuffle willed it that he would not regenerate.

Rather than hobble on, crippled in both body and mind, this noble beast went willingly into the encroaching night and thence on and into the bellies of his tearful and grieving teammates. Good bye you lovely purple killing machine. I promise eternal enmity to the cowardly scum who brought about your end.
Dwarf Orcs with Horns... Your on the list. Right at the top.

https://fumbbl.com/p/team?op=view&team_id=968761

https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=971192

https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=13254786
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Posted by TrashMouse on 2020-04-23 00:46:44
He still had some life in him... hobbled and crippled... you were cruel and put the poor fellow down.
Posted by Halfabrain on 2020-04-23 01:25:12
It's how he would have wanted it.
Posted by TrashMouse on 2020-04-23 01:55:33
Candles that burn twice as bright only burn for half as long.
Posted by DrClaes on 2020-04-23 11:48:01
...and you have burned so very very brightly, “Outside”
Posted by akuku88 on 2020-04-23 12:35:53
As the coach of Dwarf Orcs With Horns I publicly denounce any defamation attempts against my team. My boys did nothing wrong. I vouch for the with my heart. They are as pure and honest as myself.
Posted by Halfabrain on 2020-04-23 13:48:45
No point trying to talk your way out of it. You know what you did and now the whole world does too. That Troll had a family you know...
Posted by akuku88 on 2020-04-23 14:00:33
Few families. I know for a fact he produced offspring in every city your team visited. And he didn't pay to support any of his kids.
Posted by Halfabrain on 2020-04-23 15:08:06
Having him as a father is all the start in life they'll ever need.