Can you beleive Fast as Snails beat the Gilgalad Eagles 3-1 in there first game! The only way this could have happened is the Gilgalad Eagles must have been confused by how slow the Halflings move. Or maybe that a Treeman named Fatty Pants could make MVP with three tosses of Halflings for touchdowns. On a sad note Susie Q ate his last snack cake as he went to the great bakery in the sky!! Oh how the food and drink will flow tonight!! Which will result in a fatter and more slower Halfling team in the next game. Watch out for this team! There bellies are getting bigger and so are there heads!