The Red Ravens haven't learned that in order to win a game they must stay on the field. They lost to the Drecks Kerle 2-0!! Johnny "going the wrong way" Fisher pulled his groin. He won't be having children anytime soon. ( Thank God for that!). The whole team suffered from Two Left Feet Syndrome! They won't be on Dancing with the Stars anytime soon thats for sure.
The coach has decided to paint the dug out pink to more represent the Red Ravens abilities. That should go nicely with the artificial fur rugs and teddy bears that are in there!