Our chaos dwarf team, Snow White's Nightmare, was idling in the locker rooms of the Gemfinder(*) arena, waiting for the next match, when a messenger delivered a challenge note from a young wood elf team. Well, we all know chaos dwarves have a hard time finding squi... worthy opponents in the ranked championship, but getting called to the pitch by a seemingly weaker elf team was absolutely unheard of. We gladly accepted. When confronting our opponent with this anomaly, and expressing our respect, the following dialogue occurred.

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