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2009-07-14 01:41:45
32 votes, rating 4
32 votes, rating 4
Two Blondes With Hammers
Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentery work on a Habitat for Humanity house.
Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
Comments
Posted by Bill_Vestergaard on 2009-07-14 01:45:29
Good old jokes about blondes and we love 'em. :D
Posted by Zombie69 on 2009-07-14 02:34:56
How does a blonde's brain cell die?
Alone.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant!
Alone.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant!
Posted by maysrill on 2009-07-14 02:48:49
Three Stooges Bit (Moe and Curly in place of the blondes). It was B&W, so this joke must pre-date blonde ;)