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clarkin
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2011

2011-12-15 15:16:05
rating 4.6
2011-12-09 16:25:29
rating 5.2
2011-08-29 11:35:25
rating 5.4
2011-03-18 18:23:17
rating 5.5

2009

2009-05-25 12:25:34
rating 4.6
2009-05-06 16:46:10
rating 3.3
2009-02-24 15:55:53
rating 4.5

2008

2008-12-17 13:51:53
rating 2.1
2008-11-28 11:29:38
rating 2.9
2008-02-29 13:11:04
rating 4.5
2008-02-25 13:31:11
rating 3.9
2008-01-17 18:31:44
rating 4.4
2008-01-16 12:14:34
rating 3.9
2009-05-25 12:25:34
16 votes, rating 4.6
Goblinz Half-Century in [B]
(saving this news item to my blog)
We Dontz Cheat have completed 50 games in the Blackbox - with a winning record! Fighting against the odds with the little stunties we've faced 17 different races and a host of coaches in a series of often frustrating but always hilarious & bloody matches.

Best win: 3-0
Worst loss: 1-4
Most casualties caused: 7, twice 7/0/0 3/2/2
Most casualties suffered: 9 4/3/2 (Pyrrhic Victory!)
Bloodiest match: 13 cas 3/3/0 caused, 4/1/2 suffered
Most satisfying win: Khemri conceded & retired before half time!
Most played races: Khemri (4/0/1) + Orc (3/1/1)
Players hired: 50 goblins, 5 trolls
Players fired: 17 goblins, 2 trolls (all nigglings)
Players died: 21 goblins, 1 troll
Players killed: 15

Average Gobbo lifespan:

Total gobbos on left, games played on bottom
64% of goblins don't make it more than 10 games!

Top Stars:
I Hit Stuff - troll (block), highest SPP player yet, died to a DP goblin!
Gimp - goblin (DP, block, +AGI), all round team superstar and only living goblin of original team. Holds various records.
Dat's Me - troll (block), original team troll having only ever missed one match (getting -MA injured)

This is my longest running team ever, and it's been quite a challenge playing to win every game no matter what crazy matchups the box throws at you. We would have had a 60% win rate if we'd only managed to even draw our 50th game, but alas it wasn't to be. Big thumbs up to everyone we've faced on the pitch, particularly Gargunki who's blackbox gobbos Killz Em Awesome were #2 in the rankings until he suddenly retired them (we were one win away from overtaking them). We still owe you for killing our best troll!
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Posted by Emeyin on 2009-05-25 12:51:05
Great achievement, mate!
Posted by treborius on 2009-05-25 22:07:41
\o/
awesome
Posted by clarkin on 2009-05-26 01:41:10
Treborius! You killed a DP goblin of mine... must avenge!!