The idiocy of the people on this site amaze me sometimes...

it seems like so many people on here refuse to ever admit that something that happens in game was due to their own abilities, or lack thereof...

"Oh, I rolled too many 1's!!!"

"Oh, you were way too luck with breaking armor!!!"

and my personal favorite

"Oh my cat decided to set itself on fire and run rampant through the house!!"

but i digress....basic fact of the matter...no matter how crappy someone's dice rolling is, or what their opponent does....a quality coach can still fend for themselves, and make something out of nothing....granted, it might not be the awe-inspiring hail mary with 2 seconds left on the clock to win the game....but it'll be *something*...from these guys we get the typical "meh...i just couldn't get it done this game"....well, from the decent ones anyways.....

on the flip side of the coin, you have the coaches who aren't so spectacular...

these are the ones who pull the fabled 1-dice blocks...retarded dodges into unlikely spots, long bombs with gobbos....and all kinds of stupid things that any coach with common sense would avoid like the plague, due to the ridiculously low success rate....

these coaches are my favorites....the people who constantly bitch and whine that the RNG is borked, that they got diceraped, that (cue the scooby doo music) "I COULD HAVE WON!!! had it not been for those meddling dice!!!"....

yeah...

right....

the ironic part....said coaches who always bitch and whine that "OMFGWTFBBQ!!! I FAILED EVERY DODGE I EVER MADE!!!!" (yes i'm pointing at you "exquisiteevil", fail to ever acknowledge the not 1..not 2...but *5* critical dodges they missed to secure the ball late in the first half...er...i mean, i'm speaking *TOTALLY* hypothetically here...

and they also completely ignore the umpteen million 1-dice blocks that they powed....

and they completely ignore the fact that they played a high quality coach and managed to keep them to a barely 1-0 loss, even though they should have, by all rights, been trampled to death....

oh...and the new RNG?

let me put this in asterisks so you can get the point...


*** THE NEW RNG HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR INCREASE OR DECREASE IN SKILLS...THE ONLY THING AFFECTING THAT IS THAT YOU SUCK ***


less bitching about your dice, more learning how to play the damned game...

if you throw too many 1 dice blocks, your luck is going to be *LOW*....unless you're a retardedly lucky git, in which case, quit playing blood bowl, and go to vegas already.....

if you make too many stupid dodges, your luck is going to be *LOW*....

if you throw too many stupid passes, your luck is going to be *LOW*....

how many times do we need to point this out to you people before you grasp the point that **** YOUR LUCK IS AFFECTED BY THE ACTIONS THAT YOU TAKE ****...

ergo, if your luck is low, it's because you made too many stupid actions.....except for the few cases where a person's luck is genuinely crappy, which does happen from time to time, but believe me, it is *NOT* every game like you peons want to insinuate....

class dismissed