Posted by Rabe on 2014-06-04 18:11:54

We need more legendary teams! Come on, Monsters are in this week (and probably only this one)!

Posted by PainState on 2014-06-04 19:46:26

Blood Sea Buccaneers arrive in port and look for the kiosk for the scheduled smacks.

Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-06-04 19:47:15

Buff Rowdy Big Mens are in (Legend). And they are mighty angry after entering the GLT and not getting to play a game!!

Posted by PainState on 2014-06-04 20:51:08

Buccaneers stand at the kiosk for 5 minutes ringing that stupid little bell. Finally there is movement in the shadows and a figure appears. He calmly picks up the little bell and crushes it between his pinky and thumb, throws it over his shoulder, hits a chicken and kills it instantly.

He just stares at the Buccaneers, like he knows us.

"Ah, good, sir, we would like to apply for the Legend SMACK."

He looks at us very annoyed and reaches under the counter and hands us a 20 page document in triplicte.

"Fill this out you chumps and I will see what I can do."

He walks away into the shadows. Buccaneers look around trying to find somebody else to help them out.

3 hours later, the forms are filled out, disclaimer forms double checked. They leave the application on the counter and hope they get in.