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<b>Winners of XFL Dwarves</b> Real Fruit Juice! Great Fruit Taste! A band of dwarves addicted to candy with no agility come to play bloodbowl. They will be armed with unusual skills and will take on all comers. First 20 games played with only LBs and Trollslayers. DIRTY PLAYER IS ONLY USED IN RETALIATION.* O-N-L-Y (apparently this does not apply for the XFL finals though). I don't hire stars. I hoard money. All my teams do it. Take a look. *does not apply to Orc teams or incessant whiners. <b>Best Turn-Down</b> Inzanity (Coach Rating 182.18) vs. His Defilers of Dreams 291/229 (my team was 263/239 at the time) 14:29] -celas- hi, your chaos want to play my dwarves? [14:30] -InZanity- hmm nah I try to play ball 14:30] -celas- me too [14:31] -InZanity- with 8 MB thats cool [14:31] -celas- well you have how many MB and two claw and two DP [14:31] -celas- that's ball? [14:31] -celas- besides what else do you take for dwarf LBs with 2-3 skills? [14:32] -InZanity- I have 2 mb and 2 claw and 1 DP oh yeah, all that and 3 +ST for playing ball; I guess that is how you got the +97 CAS differential ;-) 2nd best turn down happened before I even offered. As I noticed a high TS Dark Elf team on gamefinder piloted by a good coach (CR 165+), his bio read: NO more chaos dwarf opponents or dwarfs for that matter so don't even aks!!! The funny part is that in 120 games he never played a dwarf team. I should note that I will turn down teams too, when I feel I have no shot at winning. Dwarves main assets are access to strength skills and AV 9. Every other team has more MA and AG. Every bashing team has more ST, MA, & AG (except Khemri who I don't turn down unless they have Ramtut). Thus if you have more MA, ST, AG, and Guard, and/or hurting skills (i.e., MB, claw/rsc & DP) I may turn you down. This has happened recently vs a chaos team with 2 +ST and as much guard as me and more hurting skills (3 claws, 1 RSC, 4 MB, 1 DP) and vs an Ogre team with 10 Ogres and an AG5 gobbo. Please don't tell the other dwarves....

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
fUn sQuaD	Ogre	1000k	14	0/0/0	60k	3 - 0	1000k	13	2/1/1	20k	24k
Heads in the Sand	Goblin	940k	15	1/1/1	100k	2 - 2	1490k	15	3/0/0	40k	71k
Ebbw Vale	Elf	1080k	12	2/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1560k	9	0/0/0	60k	58k
South Down Raiders	Wood Elf	1140k	15	1/0/0	60k	2 - 3	1450k	17	1/0/0	60k	61k
Red Truth	Skaven	1150k	20	1/4/1	40k	1 - 1	1000k	8	0/0/0	70k	77k
Rooster Boosters	Human	1230k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1190k	10	2/0/0	50k	67k
Led Heads	Chaos Dwarf	1290k	22	0/3/1	40k	3 - 0	1330k	7	0/1/0	30k	68k
Woodburn Infinitum	Wood Elf	1380k	25	3/4/0	60k	2 - 1	1470k	9	0/0/0	30k	69k
Ra's Rogues	Khemri	1490k	23	4/1/1	80k	2 - 0	1400k	9	0/1/0	40k	57k
Yet another Simpsons Team	Necromantic	1580k	12	0/2/0	40k	1 - 1	1640k	14	2/0/1	30k	45k
Strange Crew	Necromantic	1510k	21	1/3/1	70k	2 - 1	1390k	13	0/1/1	50k	82k
Tourney Mercenaries	Wood Elf	1480k	17	1/0/2	100k	2 - 1	1630k	10	0/0/0	50k	84k
Draakonis	Lizardmen	1620k	17	1/0/0	60k	3 - 0	2020k	6	0/0/0	20k	88k
Merls Lightning	Wood Elf	1690k	17	3/0/0	20k	2 - 1	2260k	12	1/0/0	0k	58k
Aalien Tombs	Undead	1740k	15	2/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1850k	8	1/0/0	30k	77k
Bombay Bengals	Elf	1830k	14	1/1/1	50k	1 - 1	1810k	13	2/0/0	20k	85k
Cool Coffins	Necromantic	1910k	12	0/0/2	40k	1 - 0	1940k	11	1/0/1	60k	99k
Mordheim Riders	Skaven	1930k	21	3/1/2	20k	2 - 1	1970k	11	1/0/0	20k	78k
Forever Running	High Elf	2000k	19	2/1/1	40k	2 - 1	2360k	10	0/0/0	10k	82k
Worshipers of Meka	Norse	2070k	17	3/1/0	30k	1 - 0	2080k	7	0/1/0	50k	89k
Shrieking Legion	Undead	2140k	24	2/3/1	70k	2 - 0	2020k	10	1/0/1	60k	101k
Juventud athletics	Undead	2250k	12	0/1/0	30k	1 - 2	2330k	18	2/1/0	70k	105k
22 Crazy Fists	Dark Elf	2290k	19	2/2/0	20k	2 - 1	2550k	9	0/0/0	30k	84k
Hifflitik's Runners	Skaven	2360k	15	3/2/0	20k	0 - 0	2560k	9	2/0/0	10k	137k
Grummelstummel	Dwarf	2410k	20	1/3/0	40k	2 - 0	1860k	9	0/1/1	40k	90k
Beckstown Brewsters	Dwarf	2330k	16	3/2/0	60k	2 - 1	1890k	9	0/0/0	20k	94k
Nandorins	High Elf	2370k	15	1/2/0	30k	1 - 2	3840k	13	0/0/0	60k	147k
L'Elite des Puissants	Elf	2420k	22	2/1/2	60k	2 - 1	2140k	10	0/0/0	60k	90k
Chainsaw	Orc	2530k	13	2/1/1	0k	0 - 2	2590k	18	2/0/0	60k	104k
Shadowbane Inquisitors	Chaos	2550k	7	0/1/0	0k	0 - 3	2950k	22	2/0/2	0k	106k
Fun With Goats	Chaos Chosen	2390k	24	2/1/3	90k	2 - 0	2630k	8	1/0/0	20k	142k
Hayashi Ronin Revisited	Wood Elf	2540k	12	0/1/0	60k	1 - 0	2410k	2	0/0/0	0k	111k
Ugly As Me	Khemri	2630k	19	3/0/1	40k	2 - 1	2260k	20	3/1/1	10k	112k
Usurper of Night	Dark Elf	2700k	21	3/2/0	50k	2 - 1	2740k	10	0/0/0	20k	108k
Warpstone Raiders	Skaven	2800k	21	4/2/0	10k	1 - 1	2850k	16	0/3/1	20k	125k
Milan 2004 2005	Wood Elf	2850k	19	2/2/1	0k	1 - 1	2060k	11	0/1/0	20k	105k
Forest Fools	Wood Elf	2890k	11	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	2650k	13	0/0/0	60k	127k
Tukker Terror Team II	Chaos	2940k	10	0/1/0	0k	1 - 1	2590k	12	1/0/0	40k	113k
Bank Robbers	Necromantic Horror	2950k	22	6/0/1	10k	2 - 1	2150k	10	0/0/0	30k	84k
Nandorins	High Elf	2930k	11	3/1/0	60k	0 - 2	3540k	18	2/1/0	70k	183k
Kakarizh Crazys	Dwarf	2880k	17	2/0/2	0k	1 - 0	2560k	7	0/0/0	0k	81k
Reign of Steel	Chaos	2830k	21	4/4/1	40k	2 - 1	2730k	11	2/0/0	0k	112k
QWuakers	Chaos Dwarf	2840k	11	1/1/1	0k	0 - 2	2440k	13	0/0/3	20k	78k
4 Horsemen of Apocalypse	Chaos	2550k	8	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	2770k	19	2/1/0	0k	118k
Sleeper in Metropolis	Necromantic Horror	2610k	21	2/2/0	0k	2 - 2	2170k	16	0/3/0	60k	105k
Woodburn Flames	Wood Elf	2650k	14	2/1/0	0k	1 - 1	1890k	11	0/1/0	40k	81k
Blood Red Dragons	Dark Elf	2670k	10	1/1/0	40k	0 - 1	2820k	14	0/0/0	50k	113k
Fated Philosophers	Chaos	2610k	29	6/1/2	50k	2 - 0	2560k	9	1/0/1	30k	112k
Crystal Vales Return	Elf	2730k	13	2/0/0	20k	1 - 1	2450k	11	0/0/0	10k	78k
Dark Scions of Destiny	Dark Elf	2780k	23	3/0/2	20k	2 - 0	3110k	7	0/0/1	20k	97k
Temple Of Jericho	High Elf	2720k	24	2/2/3	20k	2 - 1	3030k	12	0/1/0	40k	122k
Rotten Flesh Is Our Ecstasy	Skaven	2800k	19	3/2/0	0k	2 - 0	2770k	8	0/2/0	0k	112k
Sing Song Girls	Amazon	2840k	23	1/4/1	10k	2 - 0	2080k	8	1/0/0	50k	98k
Ligue des Assassins	Dark Elf	2890k	26	4/1/2	10k	1 - 0	3000k	5	0/0/0	20k	107k
Drizzt Do'Urden's Loyals	Dark Elf	2910k	14	0/2/2	50k	0 - 2	3170k	19	1/0/1	50k	147k
SlaughterHouse5000	Chaos Chosen	2700k	13	0/1/0	20k	1 - 2	3100k	11	2/1/1	20k	99k
Rotten Flesh Is Our Ecstasy	Skaven	2250k	17	2/1/1	40k	1 - 2	2070k	16	2/0/1	50k	117k
Hiccough	Human	2100k	19	0/1/0	40k	3 - 2	2090k	15	1/1/0	20k	88k
Flying Ninja Turtles	Elf	2180k	20	3/0/2	20k	2 - 1	1830k	10	0/0/0	20k	88k
Death row Dervish	Wood Elf	2240k	7	0/1/0	60k	0 - 2	2130k	15	2/2/0	60k	81k
Edington	Norse	2310k	15	3/0/2	20k	0 - 1	2090k	13	0/1/1	30k	106k