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The Noggins are an unruly bunch who doesn't say no to challengers. Its coach however can decline challenges depending on some situations. 1. If a game within the challenge would be illegal. 2. If another offer was made by another player that was better. 3. If the team didn't want to play in the first place 4. For exceptional circumstances when the coach just says *** it, I can't take anymore elves.

Dwarves are known for their grudges. So I assume this team will hopefully rack up a few. A grudge will first and foremost be against a team, if a grudge cannot be redeemed against said team, the grudge moves onto teams of the same race by the same coach. Next up is teams by the same coach and last, but not least is teams of the same race.

Let's hope it turns out nice and well, because although Dwarves never forget, it isn't strictly true, dwarves can forget if there was a lot of alcohol involved in combination with someone using an eraser in the Notebook of Grudges (tm).

Grudges:
AgainstReasonStatus
Vello Dine of Maraudiophiles , an Ogre on a Human teamFor killing Glittereye.Team retired
Grumsh Blackeye of Bone Shakers, an Orc Blitzer.For killing Karl FootfastActive
Lasse Rimmer of Mandrillen Forever, a Khemrian MummyFor hurting Glimmereye, Skorpann and killing a player saved by an apoth.Player retired after a niggle
Khemri team Eleven Dirty PlayersFor this.Team retired
Sabrina Teininoita II of Happy Bondage Fairy Factory, a Witch ElfFor killing Wlad Müre and niggling Subpar Shunn.Team Retired
Baba Ruthless of Heartbreakahz, a Black Orc BlockerFor killing Subpar Shunn.Player retired after a niggle
Meter Maid of Darc Lords, a BeastmanFor killing Leif Hurdirsson.Active
Chaos team Darc LordsFor this game.Active
Melekh the Changer of BBChaos, a Chaos WarriorFor killing Jivn Rure.Team Retired
Afrodisiaco of BlitzKrieg Pop, a Nurgle's RotterFor killing Wore Wael.Team retired
Nubkheperre Inyotef II of Emperor's Fist, a Khemri MummyFor killing Io.Killed
Hans of Darkmoon Puppies, a WerewolfFor killing Softur Slowhand.Retired after a niggle
Kostaja of Gang of Eleven, a BeastmanFor killing Calmeye.Player retired after a niggle
Roikale of Gang of Eleven, a BeastmanFor killing Hildur Leifsson.Active
Team Gang of ElevenFor this game.Active
Felerian of - Walk the Line -, a Wood Elf WardancerFor killing Raedd Vete.Semi-Active, retired after a niggle
Blackrad of LoA Zombie Enrollers, a ZombieFor killing Jonathan Lione.Active
Dwight Eisenhower of Whitehouse Winners, a BeastmanFor killing Hardur Fiste.Killed
Milwaukee's Beast of DrOcken, an Orc LinemanFor killing Raedd Vete.Player retired after niggle
Laa-Laa the Soulrapist of TerrorTubbies, a Khemrian MummyFor killing Honest Joe.Active
Judge Fire of Dark Judges, a WightFor killing Hwuru Dan.Redeemed and killed
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall of Perfect Orc Recipe, an Orc BlitzerFor killing (techincally giving him to the crowd) Ravnur Handless.Retired after a niggle
Kevin Woodford of Perfect Orc Recipe, a Black OrcFor killing Wildeye.Killed
Brian Turner of Perfect Orc Recipe, a Black OrcFor killing Rufus Hildursson.Player retired after niggle
Orc team Perfect Orc RecipeFor this gameTeam retired
Wart Snake of Skulls and Snakes, a Khemri BlitzerFor killing Lessig Ravhand.Killed
Two Skulls of Skulls and Snakes, a Khemri MummyFor killing Jonathan Lionehart.Active
Vometia of Discworld Deities, a TrollFor killing Oreit Hvisur.Active
Grishnákh of Orcneas, a LineorcFor killing Viser Helm.Active
Kharzakh of Chubby Gits and Green Guys, a Chaos Dwarf BlockerFor killing Harald Gulnos.Team retired
shaman42 of Uusiverikulho, a Nurgle RotterFor killing Loki Müre.Killed


Dwarf vs. Dwarf disputes rather than grudges:
AgainstReasonStatus
Double=Dodge! a Runner from Everyobdy Loves Dorfs.For killing Stefan Leiijon.Team retired


Heroes:
PlayerPositionGPCpTDItCASMVPSppPassRushBlockFoulReason
Hjalmar RednosLongbeard8200029478094072The last of the original line-up. Always played on the LOS, taking and receiving many hits. Finally retired due to old age.
Honest JoeLongbeard6801115560063700A professional fighter of the best caliber. Stood up for the team and got hit for the team at all times. Finally killed in a game versus some Khemri.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, +AG, Strip Ball, Grab
  51 5 6 0 22 2 77/176 200k
(80+120)k
 
2
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Fend
m 24 8 6 0 0 0 26/31 120k
(0)k
 
4
Runner
5 3 4 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Safe Throw, Accurate, Pro, +AG
-ma 53 21 11 1 6 5 93/176 200k
(80+120)k
 
5
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
-ma 49 0 1 0 7 3 32/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 3 7
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+AG, Guard, Sure Hands, Kick
-av, -av 97 5 1 0 7 8 62/76 170k
(70+100)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Side Step
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
10
Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+MA
  17 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  10 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm
  19 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
14
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
+MA, Strip Ball, Guard, Grab
  45 3 9 1 2 3 51/76 170k
(80+90)k
 
15
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
16
Troll Slayer
5 3 1 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
-ag 37 0 1 0 5 1 18/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Shinan Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 155k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2010k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:156 (54/39/63) |TD Diff:-32 (136 - 168) |Cas Diff:-66 (162/117/50 - 193/135/67)
Last Opponent: Clandestinos de Orcbruck

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
MaraudiophilesHuman1000k202/2/080k2 - 01000k80/0/150k36k
Norsemen of ValhallaNorse1040k121/0/140k1 - 11060k111/0/050k67k
Bone ShakersOrc1110k162/2/040k2 - 01180k70/0/170k49k
Ed and flingsHalfling1100k231/4/190k2 - 11450k80/0/080k82k
Childhood IVOrc1230k60/0/060k0 - 21220k130/1/070k56k
Ramtut's Bloody RevengeKhemri1260k101/1/080k1 - 01230k92/2/090k78k
Deaths DelightKhemri1320k141/0/070k2 - 01470k91/0/160k73k
Pyhae LehmaeChaos Dwarf1420k172/1/160k1 - 11590k90/1/070k71k
Mandrillen foreverKhemri1520k122/0/070k1 - 11520k160/3/150k71k
Green DozenOrc1440k80/0/070k1 - 01540k112/2/020k60k
S5CologneSkaven1450k191/3/060k2 - 21690k110/0/020k80k
Everyone Hates DwarfsDwarf1430k91/1/050k0 - 11390k140/0/260k60k
A Rakes ProgressChaos1390k151/1/050k2 - 01360k60/0/080k72k
OrkzzOrc1480k81/0/060k0 - 01450k73/0/130k73k
Eleven Dirty PlayersKhemri1560k112/1/040k0 - 11660k201/4/250k72k
Pipers of DoomGoblin1260k110/2/060k0 - 21220k110/0/090k57k
CimetiereUndead1220k50/0/040k0 - 21210k110/1/090k80k
New Ostland TyrantsHuman1260k80/1/030k0 - 31050k191/0/180k68k
Itzi Btzi Teni Huini'sLizardmen1300k50/0/060k0 - 11390k121/1/040k65k
Counting Runnybabbits RebornSkaven1360k152/1/140k1 - 21240k141/0/0100k72k
Only dwarfs only VIIIAmazon1440k152/0/090k2 - 11320k130/2/040k76k
Ordine AlfabeticoHigh Elf1560k182/1/060k2 - 11380k121/0/020k59k
AlptraummelodieChaos1660k171/1/130k2 - 11590k171/3/070k77k
Old Necromantic MagicKhemri1650k132/0/030k1 - 01570k80/1/040k70k
Green totWood Elf1710k163/0/060k1 - 21850k120/0/050k82k
Purple NurglesNurgle's Rotters1800k142/1/060k1 - 11710k133/2/120k73k
BatMUD WizardsChaos Dwarf1900k81/0/030k0 - 21740k150/1/060k62k
Dharz's BoyzOrc1870k80/1/050k0 - 21870k202/2/160k70k
Do Not WantChaos1800k173/1/060k1 - 11770k151/2/020k74k
Clockwork GreenGoblin1900k272/6/150k2 - 02120k93/0/040k106k
A Plan Comes TogetherChaos Dwarf2010k70/0/160k0 - 01960k92/0/070k94k
Bodega WarriorsOrc2090k80/0/060k1 - 22100k225/1/080k120k
Happy Bondage Fairy FactoryDark Elf2060k101/1/030k0 - 31910k230/2/180k99k
Pack Of FlintNurgle's Rotters1840k176/0/060k0 - 11670k184/2/030k72k
HeartbreakahzOrc1920k142/1/060k1 - 11770k101/0/140k95k
Marienburg MutantsChaos1810k122/0/070k1 - 01940k80/1/130k88k
Inspired by JesperiusChaos1910k261/5/160k2 - 01850k122/1/060k81k
You're the one for me, Fatty!Dwarf2030k60/0/010k0 - 21780k172/1/040k89k
Zombied PresidentsUndead1900k221/3/140k2 - 01850k71/0/040k89k
Grey's Anatomy!Dwarf2000k81/0/080k0 - 21680k140/0/180k105k
Remake Of EvilChaos1990k50/0/050k0 - 12180k100/0/030k83k
Darc LordsChaos2050k60/0/030k0 - 32050k294/3/130k107k
Popes of MopeElven Union1890k80/1/050k0 - 21830k171/2/060k117k
Monster MagnetChaos1960k161/1/130k1 - 01830k70/0/140k56k
Schwarzwald SkullsplittersOrc2030k151/1/020k2 - 01870k91/1/070k87k
MarcaOrc1960k152/1/040k1 - 12000k80/1/030k80k
BBChaosChaos2030k142/1/030k1 - 11930k161/2/130k107k
In Islero´s Memory RIPChaos1550k120/2/050k1 - 01620k195/0/250k81k
GammelfleischskandalNurgle's Rotters1550k172/2/070k2 - 11540k111/0/060k70k
Kick the Bucket'sDwarf1650k140/2/0110k1 - 01500k00/0/00k77k
Darkmoor School of CorrectionVampire1800k170/2/150k2 - 01780k70/0/070k83k
Orcsford CityOrc1710k100/0/170k1 - 21780k120/0/070k108k
RadiatedChaos1800k130/1/160k1 - 12000k121/1/020k90k
Neck and NeckNecromantic1890k201/2/140k2 - 11810k80/0/060k91k
Lazzy OrcsOrc1930k142/0/130k1 - 21950k191/4/080k97k
JonkyOrc1750k60/0/060k0 - 11470k100/0/170k86k
Smurf EatersChaos1810k214/0/170k2 - 01870k60/0/040k61k
Beasts of Ard-GalenOrc1930k60/0/010k0 - 11980k121/0/040k65k
In Papa Nurgle we TrustNurgle's Rotters1940k71/0/050k0 - 22010k152/0/020k78k
BlitzKrieg BopNurgle's Rotters1990k111/0/030k1 - 12110k100/0/160k95k
Emperor's FistTomb Kings1960k102/0/050k1 - 12080k195/2/130k103k
1.FFC_FrankfurtKhemri1850k110/3/060k0 - 11880k120/2/160k112k
Cutriver cowboyzOrc1930k130/1/020k1 - 11970k142/1/060k98k
TypteranShambling Undead1710k141/0/160k1 - 01700k50/1/070k69k
PharaohTomb Kings1710k160/2/030k2 - 12120k80/1/020k74k
Blood Cultist ReturnChaos Chosen1650k143/1/060k0 - 11740k142/0/070k79k
Rx OnlyOgre1740k182/0/160k2 - 11860k101/1/020k73k
Maggot ColonyUndead1840k131/0/040k2 - 11860k111/0/020k91k
Darkmoon PuppiesNecromantic1910k80/0/120k0 - 21770k162/2/160k76k
Gang of 11Chaos1830k141/1/020k1 - 31780k263/3/240k77k
Abominations of ChaosNurgle's Rotters1440k50/0/040k0 - 21430k173/0/1100k83k
AntenatiHuman1490k131/0/150k2 - 01600k112/0/110k49k
Da Breik NeksOrc1560k92/0/050k0 - 11680k151/0/280k101k
Nachtburg CreatorsNecromantic Horror1540k91/0/040k0 - 21470k130/1/050k75k
Us Dirty RatsSkaven1510k121/0/030k1 - 11540k111/1/030k54k
BlackfeetOrc1560k80/1/020k0 - 41520k241/0/120k60k
Smash HouseDwarf1600k81/0/060k0 - 21590k215/0/040k84k
Tentacle TemplarsNurgle's Rotters1670k60/0/020k0 - 21790k120/0/070k76k
Eshin Cutthroats IISkaven1690k223/1/160k2 - 11640k151/0/140k70k
Dis Pater DissidentsOrc1720k70/0/150k0 - 01750k100/1/140k89k
Philadelphia Eagles BHTHuman1780k70/0/020k0 - 31320k150/0/060k60k
- Walk the Line -Wood Elf1820k234/1/050k2 - 01800k150/1/110k70k
Blood Beats BallplayChaos1820k151/0/230k1 - 01870k70/0/040k75k
Rotten ManiacsNurgle's Rotters1670k264/2/040k2 - 01660k112/0/070k70k
LoA Zombie EnrollersNecromantic1770k60/0/060k0 - 11910k123/0/140k73k
ZandfelyuOrc1700k141/0/040k2 - 11760k80/0/050k83k
Start hereHigh Elf1610k90/0/140k0 - 31580k211/1/080k66k
Hannover RottersNurgle's Rotters1670k90/0/060k1 - 11700k132/1/040k84k
Feed The PigKhemri1750k185/0/060k1 - 11660k163/1/050k76k
Kill everyfingUndead1710k120/1/060k1 - 21700k132/0/080k89k
Itinerant CompanyVampire1790k120/0/080k2 - 11970k121/1/020k88k
OdinsonNorse1890k131/0/050k2 - 11950k101/0/050k71k
AppeltonChaos Dwarf1980k130/1/170k1 - 01910k91/2/110k73k
I R SithOrc1900k192/2/170k2 - 02230k80/0/00k72k
Dearth Nadirs Chicken TroopersChaos2010k70/0/10k0 - 22070k160/2/030k71k
Detour from the DeathKhemri2020k90/1/050k0 - 21880k172/2/150k64k
Under the Lonely MountainDwarf2000k131/1/070k1 - 01990k71/0/050k101k
Apology for no oneHuman2060k161/0/240k2 - 11950k81/1/010k80k
DrogolodytesShambling Undead2100k121/1/020k1 - 21960k132/1/070k117k
Whitehouse WinnersChaos Chosen2020k141/1/10k1 - 22090k150/1/120k75k
Anger AssociationKhemri1630k131/3/060k0 - 11700k164/0/060k72k
Tribe of SteelheadsOrc1720k111/2/030k0 - 01910k50/0/060k86k
Garrr....Shiver Mi Timberz!Human1760k101/0/140k1 - 11710k113/0/070k78k
Aurora LionsHigh Elf1820k111/0/060k1 - 11800k90/0/050k73k
Killer K9Chaos Dwarf1910k182/1/150k1 - 11990k83/1/080k122k
DrOrckenOrc2000k110/1/070k1 - 12060k100/1/130k91k
Baghdad BerzerkersHuman1960k161/1/050k2 - 01810k71/0/070k88k
Reptile RevolutionLizardmen2040k60/0/040k0 - 22130k151/2/030k96k
TerrortubbiesKhemri2040k120/1/130k1 - 01480k112/0/280k84k
North KareliaDwarf1920k131/0/080k2 - 11920k110/1/060k86k
Tu Seras Siempre El PrimeroOrc2030k112/0/110k0 - 02290k122/0/10k94k
Dark JudgesShambling Undead2060k140/3/060k1 - 02210k154/0/160k118k
We Are MötörheadChaos1950k120/1/170k1 - 01850k113/2/060k100k
Perfect Orc RecipeOrc2050k111/0/030k1 - 11950k201/2/430k89k
Skulls and SnakesTomb Kings1640k122/1/040k0 - 21560k201/2/250k83k
SickenOrc1480k182/1/280k1 - 11460k101/0/050k73k
Guldlaget 06Norse1590k212/1/150k2 - 21730k141/1/030k86k
Hells pitNurgle1680k71/0/010k0 - 11600k161/3/050k43k
No DepressionChaos Chosen1710k132/0/090k1 - 11660k100/0/190k102k
Ground and IronDwarf1820k122/0/050k1 - 01860k91/1/010k68k
GreyskullChaos Chosen1830k151/0/160k2 - 11950k142/2/030k82k
Azraelburg SmurfdestroyersHuman1930k100/0/030k1 - 11600k123/1/050k57k
Fix Your FaceHuman1980k171/2/030k1 - 11930k121/0/050k83k
Red Cofin BatsNecromantic2040k121/1/010k1 - 01290k112/1/150k68k
Street Fighters IIDark Elf2100k131/3/060k0 - 22510k140/1/140k101k
Discworld DeitiesChaos1930k81/0/020k0 - 01970k91/0/110k76k
Looney ToadquackOrc1780k151/1/140k1 - 01680k51/1/020k73k
419 From HellChaos1850k141/0/040k1 - 11860k152/1/010k72k
Chiropractic GiantsOrc1820k102/0/030k0 - 11950k122/1/050k100k
SomethingSmellsFunnyNurgle1870k101/0/130k0 - 21800k172/1/040k68k
Arsta ColdbloodsLizardmen1910k181/1/120k2 - 02030k122/2/00k65k
Dread At The ControlsVampire1970k200/2/160k2 - 12080k90/1/030k76k
OrcneasOrc2070k70/0/070k0 - 22140k152/3/180k112k
Slug ThugsNurgle's Rotters2050k100/0/040k1 - 01940k91/1/070k102k
La CimaOrc2110k60/0/040k0 - 12030k131/1/160k72k
Fleetfoot's Revenge IOrc2160k131/1/040k0 - 12420k100/1/070k122k
Gods on EarthOgre2150k101/0/020k1 - 12180k202/0/360k104k
Wild Cards 58Khemri2100k182/1/050k2 - 02400k91/3/010k89k
Birthday Bash DeluxeChaos2100k80/1/050k0 - 12050k101/2/110k73k
Snowbowl StarsDwarf2170k50/0/040k0 - 11850k120/1/120k76k
Everybody Loves DorfsDwarf2210k100/1/040k1 - 32080k316/4/220k83k
Seattle Sea DwarvesDwarf1740k101/0/020k1 - 21690k141/0/070k37k
Raine's Task ForceChaos Renegade1910k214/1/160k1 - 12010k204/2/050k27k
Weighted DieHuman1710k101/1/040k0 - 21720k171/0/160k31k
Illidan's ElevenDark Elf1890k142/0/040k1 - 11860k142/0/030k27k
Spikey Jones CrewChaos Dwarf1890k140/1/120k1 - 22000k161/1/070k28k
Chubby Gits and Green GuysChaos Dwarf1940k101/1/040k0 - 11870k121/0/130k32k
Hell's HorrorsShambling Undead1940k141/1/040k1 - 11970k101/0/070k28k
Claws of the Night [R]Necromantic Horror1930k150/1/260k1 - 02000k50/0/070k31k
UusiverikulhoNurgle1980k100/1/120k0 - 21910k211/3/150k34k
Orko KanOrc1630k82/0/060k0 - 11640k100/1/060k35k
Gutboi RipperzOrc1810k152/1/040k1 - 11560k142/0/070k31k
Pig Sty AlleyNecromantic Horror1840k91/1/020k0 - 31930k181/2/060k33k
RamaLamaDinDonOrc1570k80/0/130k0 - 21620k214/1/080k28k
Da Angry TEEFOrc1740k130/0/060k2 - 01620k81/0/070k21k
Clandestinos de OrcbruckOrc1990k80/0/030k1 - 12080k131/1/050k25k