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**Season X of the NWFL marked the initiation of the St. Paul Apostles into the league. And that hurt, a lot. There were some highlights; a coin flip win over a non-responding coach, killing Kirsak an AG4 Throw-Ra from the Priest Kings, and getting their first non-loss of the season in the final match.

Looking forward to the Season XI Preseason and the continued malignant growth of the Apostles.

**Season XI was looking promising heading into the second half with a wildcard/divisional playoff birth within reach. Then elves happened and everything went to rebuild mode. Porous the XIII gets himself killed on the cusp of his 4th skill which of course earns him MVP. Failure of the rest of the team to do anything meaningful results in a 0-3 loss with 0 SPP gained. This game shall never be forgotten nor spoken of again. Nothing against Emanukio, who played a great game and was fun to chat with, I just hope his team dies a slow and painful death.

**Season XII saw the putrid surge of the Apostles continue as they claimed their first division title. This was quickly followed by their first playoff defeat as the post season experience of the Butte Kickers was in full effect against the starry eyed Apostles. Next up is attempting to figure out the Salary Cap (Editors Note: already done and pretty sure I f'd it up) and begin the waiting process for season XIII

**Season XIII was a step back for the Apostles as they saw their Division Title fall into the hands of arch nemesis and rumored sheepophile OTS and his Butte Kickers. With their eyes set on making things right the Apostles took the field as a wild card and played like ass. Not just ass, but 40+ hours without going to the bathroom after drinking 30+ cheap beers and eating nothing but eggs and rancid chicken. I'm disappointed in myself as a coach and my team for not doing what they should be doing and hurting their opponents. Of course, if I learned even the basics of positioning and reroll management, perhaps we'd be in better shape. That's it, I'm firing myself as coach. So long idiot, hopefully the new coach hired in the offseason isn't a complete meat sack.

**Season XIV will probably go down as a success. A wildcard seed resulted in the teams first playoff victory in an overtime match against the Hogtown Hoodoo. That was followed up with a grueling 22 turn match against the Sharks that ended 0-1. So, yay we made the playoffs, and yay we won our 1st playoff match, but the team is at a point now where if there isn't a deep playoff run then the disappointment is too damn high!(c)thoralf The offseason trimming saw the retirement of Herod the Heady to make way for the next generation of slobbering frenzied Pestigors. Also the loss of 2 beloved rerolls which will hopefully be recovered in the preseason. Season XV, time to get serious

**Season XV was a tale of 2 seasons. Regular season(Yay!) and the Playoffs(FFS!). A dominant season resulted in a #1 seed in the NFC and a first round bye. On the way, El Poop the III finally realized how to develop into a proper roadblock and seized the chance to become a centerpiece for the team. Of course none of that matters when once again you sh*t the f*cking bed like a mother*cking dipsh*t mutherf*cker in the playoffs. F*ck! Apparently nothing has been learned about the difference between regular season BB and playoff BB. If the Apostles are good enough to make the playoffs in season XVI you can be damn sure the coach will be taking copious amounts of mind enhancing drugs prior, during, and after the games. And alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

**Season XVI and the corner was turned. The Apostles came together prior to the season in one of those cheesy team building exercises and forged a new team motto: "Repent or we'll f*cking kill you!" While I wasn't sure of how well received this new battle cry would be within the league (think of the children!) the players seemed very pleased with themselves so who am I to argue? Turns out that on one hand it was very ineffective (zero opposing coaches chose to repent), but on the other it was very effective (We f*cking killed them)! The Apostles rode this wave through the playoffs and into the Superior Bowl where a very tough match awaited them in the form of the defending Champion Jelly Fingers. As expected licker chose not to repent, but the Apostles failed to f*cking kill him as well and so the season ended with a 1-2 OT loss. Heads held high though as the game was played well on both sides and could have gone either way. Of course, being that close to the Championship only further encourages the Apostles in their return in Season XVII. "Repent or we'll f*cking kill you II, Electric Nurgle-oo"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Claw, Tackle, Guard
  90 0 1 0 71 7 Legend
180
240k
(110+130)k
 
2
Bloater
4 5 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+ST, Block, Tentacles
  17 0 0 0 3 6 36/51 200k
(110+90)k
 
3
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard
  8 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
5
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard
  14 2 5 0 1 2 29/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
6
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
7
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Claw, Frenzy
  34 1 10 0 23 4 97/176 180k
(80+100)k
 
9
Pestigor
7 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+MA, Block
  11 0 4 0 1 1 19/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
10
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Block, Stand Firm, Dodge, Guard, Break Tackle
  66 0 1 0 16 11 90/176 260k
(140+120)k
 
16
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
  24 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
11 players  
Coach: charlie1331 Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1790k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:131 (65/29/37) |TD Diff:45 (154 - 109) |Cas Diff:141 (222/127/33 - 96/88/57)
Last Opponent: Butte Kickers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
R'lyeh RegularsChaos Chosen1000k91/0/020k0 - 21910k192/1/190k25k
Winchester Wicked WrongdoersChaos Dwarf930k81/0/010k0 - 22200k233/1/280k22k
Slann Frogcisco 49ersSlann900k92/0/060k0 - 11370k141/1/180k21k
Necropolis Priest KingsTomb Kings930k181/3/130k1 - 22010k161/0/180k18k
Sacred Lentil SlimeballsUnderworld Denizens1020k91/1/020k0 - 41110k263/1/080k14k
Washington GeneralsDwarf1020k71/0/050k0 - 11190k121/1/060k18k
Winchester Wicked WrongdoersChaos Dwarf950k70/1/060k0 - 11900k171/2/180k22k
New York RatsSkaven1110k141/2/060k1 - 41390k191/0/080k16k
B.Aires TanguerosChaos Renegade1150k80/0/050k1 - 12040k161/1/180k18k
Alberta Bone ChillersTomb Kings1140k132/0/020k1 - 21000k161/0/180k17k
Houston HowlersNecromantic Horror1160k142/0/170k1 - 01050k71/0/020k17k
Alberta Bone ChillersTomb Kings1230k101/0/060k1 - 11210k100/1/070k17k
Arizona Night LizardsLizardmen1240k101/0/030k1 - 11110k80/0/030k13k
Koskun Falls ImmortalsHuman1290k142/0/120k1 - 01220k60/0/060k24k
Koskun Falls ImmortalsHuman1300k60/0/060k0 - 21240k150/0/120k24k
B.Aires TanguerosChaos Renegade1320k143/0/030k1 - 11730k141/1/140k34k
Green Back SmackersOrc1260k101/0/030k1 - 11740k101/0/070k26k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen1380k70/1/010k0 - 31820k281/4/260k34k
Slann Frogcisco 49ersSlann1310k233/2/060k2 - 01330k70/1/060k30k
Alberta Bone ChillersTomb Kings1500k182/0/340k1 - 11470k141/3/020k31k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen1530k152/1/050k1 - 11890k80/0/050k30k
Maine Manic MonkeysSimyin1540k292/4/190k3 - 01350k60/0/040k25k
Argentinian CaudillosElven Union1600k50/0/030k0 - 31710k190/1/120k35k
Tenochtitlan TitansLizardmen1540k111/0/040k1 - 11390k141/2/060k25k
Nocturne Falls Honey BadgersShambling Undead1470k80/0/060k1 - 01750k60/0/060k29k
Green Back SmackersOrc1580k81/0/040k0 - 22030k171/2/070k32k
Bouncin'more BatrachiansSlann1620k223/1/060k3 - 21840k110/0/040k32k
Montreal Cadiens HabsNorse1660k122/0/060k1 - 21030k191/2/160k23k
B.Aires TanguerosChaos Renegade1510k142/2/070k1 - 11700k140/0/250k30k
Nocturne Falls Honey BadgersShambling Undead1570k121/1/060k1 - 11750k80/0/040k27k
Argentinian CaudillosElven Union1600k100/3/040k0 - 31910k160/0/070k28k
Cordoba FernetsNecromantic Horror1610k50/0/020k0 - 01710k91/0/180k26k
Mackville, WI Pro BowlersElven Union1510k100/0/040k1 - 32080k180/0/180k29k
Fargo Fighting Ferrets Skaven1550k192/1/150k2 - 21320k120/0/070k24k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen1660k101/0/060k1 - 01680k50/0/030k29k
White Rock MidnightDark Elf1690k160/3/160k1 - 21840k160/1/060k38k
Naptown NinjazUnderworld Denizens1710k100/1/050k1 - 11050k90/0/060k20k
Tamper Bay BaconeersHalfling1650k235/1/070k2 - 01290k60/0/040k30k
Green Back SmackersOrc1740k80/1/060k0 - 22000k160/0/160k28k
NWFL Magradhad Maulers Human1690k101/0/050k1 - 11040k100/1/030k22k
Bouncin'more BatrachiansSlann1740k123/1/040k1 - 22090k130/1/060k42k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen1750k100/1/020k1 - 02030k122/1/020k27k
Charleston SharksOrc1800k141/1/160k1 - 01900k91/1/060k28k
Fargo Fighting Ferrets Skaven1820k204/1/080k2 - 01620k60/0/060k37k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen1670k70/1/020k0 - 11830k181/4/050k30k
Mangani SwingersSimyin1580k122/0/030k1 - 01750k120/1/240k30k
Joplin DisastersChaos Renegade1720k112/0/010k0 - 11640k80/0/060k34k
Helstinki HorehoundsNorse1770k232/2/060k3 - 01680k91/1/050k28k
Saphery PoetsHigh Elf1840k121/1/080k1 - 01520k50/0/050k30k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen1850k232/3/220k2 - 01840k131/0/340k33k
Green Back SmackersOrc1940k151/0/140k2 - 01850k101/1/050k28k
N'Varlinz MasqueradeChaos Dwarf1970k184/1/050k1 - 11810k151/0/270k30k
Buenos Aires TitansWood Elf1900k201/1/260k2 - 11620k90/0/050k31k
Joplin DisastersChaos Renegade1940k142/0/050k1 - 21790k202/1/150k31k
Fargo Fighting Ferrets Skaven1930k193/1/050k2 - 01490k60/1/030k29k
Dallas Deadly DuergarDwarf2010k223/1/080k3 - 01000k50/0/060k24k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen1940k50/0/050k0 - 21840k213/1/250k40k
Cordoba CuartetoChaos Chosen1930k131/0/050k2 - 01350k70/0/120k32k
Zhar Naggarund RaidersChaos Dwarf2090k51/1/040k0 - 12020k81/0/080k35k
Victo Power RacingDwarf2080k111/0/040k1 - 01670k101/1/050k36k
Charleston SharksOrc2080k50/0/060k0 - 21810k132/0/080k34k
New Mexico Jelly FingersNurgle1750k233/1/070k3 - 01680k120/0/260k30k
B.Aires TanguerosChaos Renegade1810k160/1/160k2 - 11740k181/4/060k29k
Charleston SharksOrc1790k212/2/150k2 - 01770k80/1/050k32k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen2010k92/0/040k0 - 21750k172/1/060k40k
Charleston SharksOrc1840k101/0/030k1 - 11880k100/0/170k33k
Jersey WiseguysHuman1900k130/1/060k2 - 01250k101/1/010k28k
San Francisco LegendsHigh Elf1910k142/1/050k1 - 11930k100/0/070k40k
Crocksberg SkinkersLizardmen1920k162/2/060k1 - 01420k112/1/030k35k
Badland BoneRippasOgre1780k193/2/090k2 - 01090k50/0/050k26k
Pittsburgh Princes of PerfectiHigh Elf2050k244/1/090k3 - 21240k151/0/130k25k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen2070k140/2/070k1 - 32080k201/3/060k43k
Woodinville WildcatsAmazon1810k153/0/060k1 - 11200k81/0/040k31k
Charleston SharksOrc2090k153/0/070k1 - 12090k243/5/180k37k
Hogtown HoodooNecromantic Horror1900k182/1/270k1 - 11520k141/3/070k27k
Badland BoneRippasOgre1920k254/1/180k2 - 01270k50/0/030k20k
Atlanta ThrashersElven Union2120k100/1/060k1 - 01450k90/0/050k32k
Hogtown HoodooNecromantic Horror2140k212/3/080k2 - 11690k100/0/150k35k
Charleston SharksOrc2140k91/1/020k0 - 12160k163/1/050k32k
Sindianapolis CountsVampire1750k233/1/230k2 - 01820k90/1/130k26k
Joplin DisastersChaos Renegade1770k70/1/030k0 - 11740k131/1/070k29k
Broken Hill Super MutantsChaos Chosen1760k252/3/080k3 - 01070k121/0/250k26k
Pleasantview PlumbbobsElven Union1870k173/0/090k2 - 01110k50/0/030k27k
Charleston SharksOrc1870k71/0/030k0 - 21880k152/1/060k31k
Slann Frogcisco 49ersSlann1750k141/2/040k1 - 01780k80/1/120k37k
North West Walking BrawlsShambling Undead1940k130/1/050k2 - 11490k80/0/020k35k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen2020k92/0/040k0 - 11940k121/0/140k35k
Helheim ReaversNorse1970k211/4/040k2 - 01260k80/1/020k31k
Roxbury MountaineersNecromantic Horror1980k191/3/070k2 - 01510k70/1/040k34k
Tamper Bay BombardiersGoblin2030k224/2/170k1 - 11320k100/2/020k33k
Chilliwack Corn SchuckersHigh Elf1880k213/3/070k2 - 01000k100/0/040k25k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen2200k183/1/160k1 - 01930k50/0/040k31k
Charleston SharksOrc2220k120/2/050k1 - 02210k110/3/050k28k
Montreal CarcajouNorse2170k202/0/150k3 - 01840k50/0/130k30k
New World Conference BYE 2Goblin2270k80/0/080k1 - 0440k50/0/040k25k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen2230k132/0/070k1 - 22050k171/1/150k37k
New Mexico Jelly FingersNurgle1770k90/0/060k1 - 21800k160/2/040k36k
Broken Hill Super MutantsChaos Chosen1650k276/0/070k2 - 11400k110/0/150k25k
Skeggi RamsackersNorse1850k222/0/180k3 - 01190k60/0/060k20k
Zhar Naggarund RaidersChaos Dwarf1930k80/0/080k1 - 11890k101/0/060k37k
Victoriaville LoversWood Elf2020k152/1/020k1 - 01610k71/0/020k34k
Lowlizardville LuckiesLizardmen2030k153/0/090k1 - 01110k50/0/010k28k
K-town KingsLizardmen2120k152/2/070k1 - 01930k50/0/020k39k
Mexico City ThugsChaos Dwarf2180k133/1/040k1 - 11700k152/0/160k29k
Xlanhaupec TyrantsLizardmen2170k212/3/080k2 - 11610k131/1/050k36k
(NWFL) Dargavs Tomb KingsTomb Kings2170k130/1/280k2 - 01440k71/0/040k26k
Lud Billy-bumblersHuman2220k214/1/050k2 - 01430k131/1/160k36k
Mexico City ThugsChaos Dwarf2230k316/3/070k2 - 02120k111/2/030k38k
Victoriaville LoversWood Elf2020k162/0/150k1 - 01910k60/0/050k32k
Zhar Naggarund RaidersChaos Dwarf2290k153/0/060k2 - 01880k71/1/110k34k
Click ThroughsDwarf2330k80/0/080k1 - 0770k50/0/050k23k
Bouncin'more BatrachiansSlann2350k201/3/080k2 - 11780k163/0/210k34k
Roxbury MountaineersNecromantic Horror2350k192/3/070k2 - 02020k91/0/110k44k
New Mexico Jelly FingersNurgle2370k140/3/050k1 - 22330k182/1/070k41k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen1800k101/1/060k1 - 01520k71/0/060k36k
Lowlizardville LuckiesLizardmen1920k246/2/050k1 - 01580k110/2/110k35k
Mexico City ThugsChaos Dwarf1740k142/1/070k1 - 02080k123/0/170k35k
Bloomington ScarabsShambling Undead1780k182/1/080k2 - 0940k50/0/020k28k
Zhar Naggarund RaidersChaos Dwarf1870k90/1/160k0 - 01920k50/0/020k30k
Omaha Night HawksVampire1920k224/1/060k2 - 01190k71/2/060k31k
REAL High - New YorkHigh Elf2020k182/2/280k1 - 11000k120/1/070k29k
Joplin DisastersChaos Renegade1910k112/0/140k0 - 21760k214/0/160k37k
Chiapas RebelsChaos Renegade1800k91/1/070k0 - 11210k101/0/050k29k
Mexico City ThugsChaos Dwarf1920k113/1/020k0 - 02220k133/1/060k38k
Zhar Naggarund RaidersChaos Dwarf1890k224/1/060k3 - 02070k50/0/070k36k
Mexico City ThugsChaos Dwarf1960k121/1/060k1 - 12200k122/0/160k31k
Tamper Bay BombardiersGoblin1990k163/1/050k1 - 11390k80/0/080k33k
Roxbury MountaineersNecromantic Horror1980k193/1/070k2 - 01970k51/0/030k31k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen2010k133/2/030k0 - 01940k110/1/260k33k
Cleveland BrowniesHigh Elf1900k143/0/050k1 - 01850k71/0/070k28k
Butte KickersChaos Chosen1950k70/1/060k0 - 12040k121/0/160k34k