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Roster [R] High Elf

The Zoolander gang are back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise how would we maintain such impressive toned physiques whilst maintaining social standing at all the super duper parties. So that's why we're back, branded after our favourite refreshing beverage with enough calories to go bulimic over, but that's OK because who doesn't throw up after eating too much otherwise... where was I.

Derek has been practicing Magnum, and if you don't like it then you can Derelicte your balls!




XFL X High Elf - runners up
XFL XI High Elf - CHAMPIONS!
Team members:
  • Derek (dumb as a schtick)
  • Hansel (so hot right now)
  • Matilda (the fat kid)
  • J.P. Hewitt (the hand)
  • Maury (the sellout)
  • Mugatu (happy, happy!)
  • Todd (makes mugatu happy)
  • Katinka (obey the dog!)
  • Olga (mega masseuse)
  • Larry (pop)
  • Luke (bro)
  • Scrappy (little bro)
  • Brint (orange...)
  • Meekus (...mocha...)
  • Rufus (...frappucino!)
  • Archie (who?)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, +MA, Dodge, Side Step, Frenzy
  46 2 12 0 20 3 93/176 210k
(100+110)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge
n 45 1 5 0 26 4 88/176 210k
(100+110)k
 
3
Thrower
6 3 5 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Sure Hands, +AG, Leader
n 16 25 0 0 0 2 35/51 170k
(90+80)k
 
4
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
5
Lineman
6 4 3 8
+ST, Block
-ag 25 2 1 0 4 3 28/31 140k
(70+70)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Guard
  40 0 0 0 1 4 22/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Block
  23 2 0 0 2 4 26/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Dodge, Block
  41 3 1 0 2 5 35/51 140k
(70+70)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 8   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle
  11 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
13
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Guard, Wrestle
  13 1 5 0 0 1 21/31 140k
(90+50)k
 
14
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch
+MA, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block
  35 5 39 0 4 2 140/176 200k
(90+110)k
 
15
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Grab
  4 2 2 0 0 0 8/16 120k
(90+30)k
 
16
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 2250k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2250k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:47 (32/4/11) |TD Diff:47 (99 - 52) |Cas Diff:-17 (58/27/10 - 69/28/15)
Last Opponent: Highly Motivated

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Ironsworn InfernalsChaos Dwarf990k100/0/080k1 - 11040k142/1/030k13k
Human MessageHuman1020k120/0/050k2 - 01010k164/0/140k17k
Les Rats D'egoutSkaven1060k141/1/070k1 - 2980k203/1/030k24k
Stargate travelersTomb Kings1060k101/1/030k0 - 21050k151/1/060k16k
Sutton SkramblersSkaven1080k262/1/070k4 - 01090k111/0/130k18k
Austin PowelfHigh Elf1200k80/0/020k0 - 21370k183/0/080k24k
XiexieSkaven1200k241/0/170k4 - 21170k150/0/120k15k
SilvanoidesWood Elf1380k161/0/210k0 - 31580k190/1/080k19k
Go for legend HEHigh Elf1330k182/0/020k2 - 21380k171/0/040k24k
Loz ChulozOrc1410k80/0/080k1 - 01310k163/2/020k24k
bad goddessChaos Chosen1330k191/0/080k3 - 11320k101/0/010k21k
Snot 4 lifeOgre1400k325/2/050k5 - 01380k133/0/230k24k
Tales y los ForestalesWood Elf1340k224/1/050k2 - 21540k131/0/070k34k
Multiple Mutation MashersChaos Renegade1400k180/0/130k3 - 11420k132/1/060k26k
Muertos de sedShambling Undead1410k180/1/040k2 - 01440k111/1/140k25k
Rebel Scum!Human1400k182/1/080k2 - 21610k171/0/030k35k
Dead armShambling Undead1550k171/0/040k3 - 11510k101/0/050k26k
Scarti di MuseoTomb Kings1560k201/1/070k3 - 01620k112/1/010k28k
Les Aaargs 59Shambling Undead1520k111/0/050k1 - 21550k150/2/050k30k
OrcantantiOrc1450k140/0/030k2 - 11870k120/0/110k32k
Snow Dwarf and Seven WhitesDwarf1740k141/1/050k1 - 01750k142/2/030k32k
Dukes of MayhemChaos Chosen1700k50/0/060k0 - 12020k194/1/070k28k
High And Mighty LowHigh Elf1680k160/1/050k2 - 11890k110/0/040k32k
HighandmightyHigh Elf1580k160/0/070k3 - 11750k150/1/020k37k
Highly MotivatedHigh Elf1670k151/0/150k2 - 11790k121/0/020k33k
Pride of the old WorldHigh Elf1700k100/1/030k1 - 21900k242/1/160k40k
Conquer and DivideChaos Chosen1500k181/2/070k3 - 11550k121/0/150k28k
T.O.M. Transmitting ToonamiChaos Renegade1490k251/2/070k4 - 01400k133/0/160k31k
Very Ranked PeopleHuman1570k91/0/040k0 - 11510k204/0/170k31k
Washington WeaglesHigh Elf1560k162/0/070k2 - 11780k133/1/010k30k
Seraphim DominionHigh Elf1560k141/0/060k2 - 11880k142/0/040k32k
Ulthuan LibreHigh Elf1700k171/3/060k3 - 21970k140/0/050k37k
High Praise IndeedHigh Elf1700k251/1/160k4 - 11500k161/1/020k35k
HighandmightyHigh Elf1690k172/1/060k1 - 01940k70/1/050k38k
High Brow RollersHuman1730k190/1/140k3 - 01480k92/0/020k36k
Huntsman of HaarkNorse1870k173/1/170k2 - 11920k121/1/150k35k
El moko ke revientaGoblin1770k385/1/040k6 - 31790k141/0/040k36k
E = Mc2Elven Union1810k150/0/040k2 - 11860k170/1/140k36k
Carisma puroSlann1760k100/0/060k1 - 21630k141/0/080k38k
Nanicos Mal CheirososChaos Dwarf1860k201/0/180k3 - 11670k225/2/060k35k
Bowling GobboGoblin1750k292/0/180k4 - 11450k81/0/030k33k
Buff Rowdy Big MensOgre2060k203/2/090k2 - 02240k81/1/060k25k
Draken DroogsChaos Chosen1970k151/0/060k2 - 11960k161/2/150k38k
Born To Live ForeverWood Elf1850k121/0/060k1 - 22350k202/1/050k39k
Les Stars du MondeElven Union1900k154/0/070k1 - 01810k101/1/010k37k
♥See Hawks♥High Elf2030k170/0/080k3 - 01430k90/0/010k37k
Highly MotivatedHigh Elf2170k143/1/060k0 - 31790k170/0/160k38k