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Most successful Necromantic team (Won 434 of 621 ~ 70%)

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Records
• 27 wins • 2 losses • 3 draws • 28 undefeated • 8 winless • FF16


Tournaments Won
• SMACK Sched LEG CVI
• SMACK Sched LEG CXIV
• SMACK Sched LEG CXVI
• SMACK Sched LEG CXXIV
• SMACK Sched LEG CXXXII
• XFL VIII Necromantic
SMACK Brawl XLVII

Oh, so you wanna be annihilated?

Inspired by the movie Kung Fu Hustle, where Pig Sty Alley is home to incognito kung fu legends and less capable inhabitants.

It took a while to learn with the team, going 2-2-4 in the first 8 games, but then Pig Sty Alley regrouped to build a fairly impressive subsequent record of 20-1-2 with 1 of only 2 losses being an exit from the GLT! These days form is a little less spectacular but the team wins more than it loses, and that's what counts!

All Time Greats
Wulang Staff ~ 341spp 88td +AG +MA wolf
Landlady ~ 260spp 101cas +ST pomb wight
Eight Trigram Staff ~ 337spp 135cas clawpomb wolf
The Coat aka Evil Spirit of the Fire Cloud ~ 607spp 114gms 3223run 166td
Palm Descended from Heaven (11th Palm) ~ 451spp 196cas clawpomb wolf
Landlady ~ 259spp ST5 AG4 blodge wight

Ex-Hopefuls
Landlady ~ +AG,p,sa,acc ghoul
Kunlun Toad ~ 9448 blodge wolf
Sing ~ +ST dt/blodge golem
Deadly Melody ~ 9348 blodge sh wolf
Ex-Mascots
Tailor
Cereal Bar
Coolie
Assman

Player Grudges
• j0de's Nurkulan Mukulat killed mascot Coolie
• Emeyin's Fight Gone Bad killed super ghoul Landlady (passer) - target Grant
• Mateuszzzzzz's Annoyingly Green Armada IV killed freak wolf Kunlun Toad
• Arktoris' Hellbound Charioteers killed stalwart golem Sing - target Mighty Mouse
• Oryx's Wild Weeds killed legend wight Landlady whilst whining
• Shoebdoo's Cult Killas killed mascot Assman

Tournament Grudges
• Ulrik's Dirty Little Dinos for GLT VIII qualifier final defeat
• Punk77's Pink Troll Killers for WO walk off and UI dodge
• Sven's Another Pack Of Rats for UI IX qualifier final defeat

Tournament History
• GLT VI: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 2 ~ 2nd Round
• GLT VIII: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 3 ~ Runner Up
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CVI ~ Winners
• Warpstone Open VIII Qualifier II ~ Round 2
• UI IX Qualifier: Bronze Lantern ~ Runner Up
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXIV ~ Winners (Final pitch cleared!)
• GLT IX: Fastest To Apply Qualifier 2 - Runner Up (R1 conceded, R2 pitch cleared!)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXVI ~ Winners (R1 pitch cleared!)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXIV ~ Winners
• FUMBBL Cup XII ~ Round 1
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXXII ~ Winners
XFL VIII Necromantic - Winners
UI XIV Qualifier: Crimson Lantern ~ Runner Up

Rivalries
• Carlo's Angry Newscasters (10/1/0)
• FatEddie's Cloverfield Corpse Carriers (5/2/1)
• Madvig's Cubic (4/0/4)
• Toombs' Bezerkers [R] (5/1/0)
• Dmitri's Mundo Antiguo (2/2/2)
• DemolitionMan's Rollo Funebre !!! (4/1/0)
• Vanguard's Bearded Min Maxers (2/2/1)
• khondar's Traidores Caóticos (2/1/2)
• DrunkAgent's Bloody Stumble (4/0/0)
• Toombs' Claws of the Night [R] (3/1/0)
• Rumanski's Schlumpen (3/0/1)
• Arktoris' Hellbound Charioteers (2/1/1)
• Kenty's Sleeper in Metropolis (2/1/1)
• BoT's Stinging Police (2/0/2)
• Arktoris' Inglorious Undead Hunters (3/0/0)
• Madvig's Snagas Decibles (2/1/0)
• Prez's Souless Slayers (2/0/1)
• RobRoyDuncan's Well-Read Pestilence (2/0/1)
• Stonetroll's Spirit Breaker (2/0/1)

Wolves
Buddhist Palm, Deadly Melody, Kunlun Toad, Wulang Staff, The Beast, Hexagon Staff, Twelve Kicks, Eight Trigram Staff, Evil Spirit of the Fire Cloud, Palm Descended from Heaven

Golems
Bone, Sing

Ghouls
Yang Guo, Guqin, Taijiquan, Xiaolongnu, Dragon's Daughter

Wights
Lion's Roar, Iron Rings, Landlord, Landlady

Zombies
Brother Sum, Beast, Donut, Coolie, Tailor, Fong, Beggar, Assman

Although, we take anybody in!

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Claw, Frenzy, Regeneration
Block, Tackle, Dodge
  14 1 2 0 4 5 40/51 180k
(120+60)k
 
2
Werewolf
8 3 5 8
Claw, Frenzy, Regeneration
+AG, +AG, Leap, Wrestle
  7 2 15 1 1 0 51/76 240k
(120+120)k
 
3
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Guard
  24 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
4
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block
  5 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
5
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard
  27 1 2 0 8 3 38/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
6
Wight Blitzer
6 4 4 8
Block, Regeneration
Guard, +ST, +AG, Dodge, Tackle
  62 6 18 0 12 8 124/176 250k
(90+160)k
 
7
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Sure Hands, Block
  10 1 4 0 0 1 18/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Wrestle, Fend
  37 0 0 0 4 3 23/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
  15 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
12
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Fend, Kick
  95 0 0 0 4 8 48/51 100k
(40+60)k
 
16
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player, Wrestle
  75 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Necromantic Horror Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 2060k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 210k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2060k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:623 (436/76/111) |TD Diff:743 (1248 - 505) |Cas Diff:436 (1217/659/250 - 836/578/276)
Last Opponent: Sins And Punishment
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon52/1/21.4-1.23.2   0.8   0.2-1.0   0.6   0.2-42k
Chaos Chosen6748/6/131.8-0.61.6   1.1   0.4-1.3   1.0   0.413k
Chaos Dwarf4628/9/91.7-0.81.8   0.9   0.2-1.7   1.1   0.610k
Chaos Renegade2017/0/32.1-0.51.0   1.1   0.2-1.2   0.7   0.7-14k
Dark Elf2214/2/62.0-1.42.0   1.4   0.4-1.0   0.4   0.3-32k
Dwarf6952/9/82.1-0.41.7   0.8   0.3-1.4   1.0   0.5-23k
Elven Union97/1/13.1-1.22.1   2.6   0.6-0.4   0.2   0.717k
Goblin44/0/03.3-0.35.0   1.8   0.5-0.0   1.3   1.3195k
Halfling22/0/03.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.5510k
High Elf124/4/42.1-1.82.3   1.2   0.4-0.7   0.5   0.3-51k
Human2822/2/42.0-1.01.9   1.0   0.3-1.1   1.0   0.2-49k
Lizardmen2615/3/81.7-1.22.5   0.8   0.3-1.1   0.9   0.3-12k
Necromantic Horror4030/4/61.7-0.72.3   1.1   0.5-1.2   1.1   0.574k
Norse3523/4/81.7-0.92.1   1.1   0.4-1.7   1.1   0.2-13k
Nurgle3523/5/71.5-0.61.6   1.3   0.6-1.3   1.3   0.4-48k
Ogre66/0/02.8-0.53.5   1.7   1.0-2.0   0.7   0.3-192k
Orc5847/5/62.3-0.71.7   0.8   0.3-1.3   0.9   0.5-17k
Shambling Undead4730/10/72.0-0.91.6   0.9   0.5-1.6   1.0   0.611k
Skaven2614/2/101.9-1.62.5   1.2   0.5-0.7   0.7   0.5-0k
Slann64/0/21.5-1.03.0   0.7   0.2-1.7   0.5   0.5-30k
Tomb Kings3227/4/12.8-0.52.2   1.0   0.8-2.8   1.3   0.6-29k
Underworld Denizens42/0/22.8-1.83.3   1.8   0.8-0.8   1.5   0.3-15k
Vampire86/1/11.8-0.61.9   1.6   0.5-0.1   0.4   0.186k
Wood Elf169/4/32.3-1.32.4   1.3   0.7-0.4   0.2   0.14k
Total623436/76/1112.0-0.82.0   1.1   0.4-1.3   0.9   0.4-5k