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Retired [X] Skaven
Ridiculous, insane, bogus--these guys are the epitome of the hard to swallow! Their name says it all. They've perfected the art of performing the impossible. Only with this team it's not impossible...it's....


My first TR 200+ team, taking 19 games to reach this milestone, and still largely intact and uninjured. A losing record, but that'll correct itself in due time. (I'm still trying to convince myself of this...)

Well, it took all of 4 games for my boys to drop back below 200, and boy did they! All the way down to 172, loss of 38 pts in a single game.

In game 25 I finally earned my first team mutation (not counting the big hands on my passer). Game 29 saw the nearly complete and utter annihilation of the team as a viable entity. Five si's and a rip in a single game! Of those si's, 2 niggles and 2 av drops. Resulting team str a full 70 pts below TR. We were hurting in game 30, believe you me, esp when that game saw two more rip's!!! But impossibly, unbelievably, we survived and shall continue on, actually stronger than two games previous...

Team roster (including retired/dead if star or above)
Mega-stars: FTL
Super-stars: Rainbow
Stars: MI (RIP)
Emerging stars: UFO, Bermuda
Veterans: Water, President, Bengals
Experienced: Sasquatch, Kitten, Lucky, Crop Circles
Rookies: Child

I'm sorry to say, but the team has proven to be cursed. We have gained a grand total of 40k winnings in the last 6 games combined, while losing 5 of them and suffering 6 niggles and 3 RIPs, all 3 RIPs being on some of my more advanced players. This cannont continue. Effectively immediately, this team's sole purpose for existence shall be to get FTL that one last TD he needs to reach mega-star status before retirement to coaching. It was fun while it lasted, boys, and I truly am sorry to see you go. You pulled off some of the most Unbelievable! stunts I've ever seen, but the glory days are over.

We ended things with a bang, FTL scoring 4 times, passing once and getting the game, and indeed the team career, MVP. We shall miss seeing if he truly could have become a legend, and wish FTL luck in coaching FTL Inc...

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 End of the RainbowThrower7337Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Big Hand, Hail Mary Pass, Strong Arm, Block 3460102710270k (205k) 
2 Bermuda Triangle IIRat Ogre6528Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal, Big Guy, Block, Tackle, Break Tackle 2902013032130k (190k) 
3 Faster than LightGutter Runner10237Dodge, Block, Side Step, +MA, Sprint, Leap, Sure Feet-ag33123502414180k (245k) 
7Sasquatch IVStorm Vermin6338Block, Mighty Blow-ma, m7020201090k (0k) 
9Bengals Win the Super Bowl!Lineman7337Block, Tackle 12010221750k (100k) 
11 Water on MarsLineman6337Block, Tackle-ma33130211950k (75k) 
12 UFOLineman7337Kick, Block, Strip Ball 33120823350k (125k) 
14 President HillaryLineman8336+MA, Block-av, n29030412250k (79k) 
15 Crop Circles IVLineman7337Foul Appearancen1111001950k (63k) 
8 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: AFK_Eagle Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 10  
Team Value: 1850k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 40000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (12/6/16) |TD Diff:5 (79 - 74) |Cas Diff:-46 (24/13/10 - 43/34/16)
Last Opponent: Rhat-psody