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Ridiculous, insane, bogus--these guys are the epitome of the hard to swallow! Their name says it all. They've perfected the art of performing the impossible. Only with this team it's not impossible...it's....

Unbelievable!


My first TR 200+ team, taking 19 games to reach this milestone, and still largely intact and uninjured. A losing record, but that'll correct itself in due time. (I'm still trying to convince myself of this...)

Well, it took all of 4 games for my boys to drop back below 200, and boy did they! All the way down to 172, loss of 38 pts in a single game.

In game 25 I finally earned my first team mutation (not counting the big hands on my passer). Game 29 saw the nearly complete and utter annihilation of the team as a viable entity. Five si's and a rip in a single game! Of those si's, 2 niggles and 2 av drops. Resulting team str a full 70 pts below TR. We were hurting in game 30, believe you me, esp when that game saw two more rip's!!! But impossibly, unbelievably, we survived and shall continue on, actually stronger than two games previous...

Team roster (including retired/dead if star or above)
Legends:
Mega-stars: FTL
Super-stars: Rainbow
Stars: MI (RIP)
Emerging stars: UFO, Bermuda
Veterans: Water, President, Bengals
Experienced: Sasquatch, Kitten, Lucky, Crop Circles
Rookies: Child

I'm sorry to say, but the team has proven to be cursed. We have gained a grand total of 40k winnings in the last 6 games combined, while losing 5 of them and suffering 6 niggles and 3 RIPs, all 3 RIPs being on some of my more advanced players. This cannont continue. Effectively immediately, this team's sole purpose for existence shall be to get FTL that one last TD he needs to reach mega-star status before retirement to coaching. It was fun while it lasted, boys, and I truly am sorry to see you go. You pulled off some of the most Unbelievable! stunts I've ever seen, but the glory days are over.

We ended things with a bang, FTL scoring 4 times, passing once and getting the game, and indeed the team career, MVP. We shall miss seeing if he truly could have become a legend, and wish FTL luck in coaching FTL Inc...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Big Hand, Hail Mary Pass, Strong Arm, Block
  34 60 1 0 2 7 102/ 190k
(205)k
 
2
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
Block, Tackle, Break Tackle
  29 0 2 0 13 0 32/ 210k
(190)k
 
3
Gutter Runner
10 2 3 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step, +MA, Sprint, Leap, Sure Feet
-ag 33 12 35 0 2 4 Legend
141
210k
(245)k
 
7
Storm Vermin
6 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
-ma, m 7 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 110k
(0)k
 
9
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
  12 0 1 0 2 2 17/ 90k
(100)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
-ma 33 1 3 0 2 1 19/ 90k
(75)k
 
12
UFO
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Kick, Block, Strip Ball
  33 1 2 0 8 2 33/ 110k
(125)k
 
14
Lineman
8 3 3 6
+MA, Block
-av, n 29 0 3 0 4 1 22/ 100k
(79)k
 
15
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Foul Appearance
n 11 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 80k
(63)k
 
8 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: AFK_Eagle Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (12/6/16) |TD Diff:5 (79 - 74) |Cas Diff:-46 (24/13/10 - 43/34/16)
Last Opponent: Rhat-psody