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Cookie Crumblers Return
P [R] Halfling
The Crumblers have returned! Though they may not have the same prestige as the tums, the same charm as Fylkes Foodeaters, The amount of games of the Midgical Magical tour, The fouliness of the Charbroiled Chefs,or the tenacity of Scafell... They are back.

We refuse dwarf and chaos dwarf teams.

It was a cold evening in Cottsleyburg. The halflings were huddled together in the local pub trying to impress one of the Halfling ladies.
Thrimball Hotspurs, always a ladies man, exclaimed: " If I played bloodbowl I'd be a bigger star than Morg 'N Thorg!"

Flash Dashing, who would never let Thrimball get away with winning responded:" Man, you'd be eating my dust while I'd get all the ladies and score touchdown after touchdown!"

The lady was unimpressed. More and more Halflings told about their (fictional) Bloodbowl careers. Still she was unimpressed. Eventually she stood up and said: "Why don't you guys prove it?"

At that moment, a weary traveler cold and wet entered the pub. On the outside, suddenly two oak trees stood proud and tall. The traveler exclaimed: "Hello brave mootmen! My name is Dreadclaw.I have brought two of the living forest and I seek the bravest, strongest, and best Halflings to play bloodbowl! Survivors will be well-fed, and fame and fortune will be given to those who live over 100 games! And Lunch for visitors will ALWAYS be free!.

The halflings had no choice and put their money where their mouth was. Thrimball, Flash, and many other not really strong but bragging halfling signed their names.. They would play one lousy game and leave again and be able to brag forever!

A small band of other halflings however, less bragging, but more able signed their names too. Legendary names such as Johnny Turmac and Charlie Maine, who had only recently resurfaced in Cottsleyburg after a long quest to Cathay signed as well.

And so it began. The Long lost team, The Cookie Crumblers, had returned. Little did the halflings know then. Few were their skills...
They played their first game, but when they wanted to go back home, they found both the trees gently reminding them of their contract.. They were stuck!

Dreadclaw had held them to their contract... Slowly, the Crumblers gained fame and fortune. Unlike any other Halfling team, they caused massive carnage and dismay on the pitch, and more and more fans flocked to the Crumblers. Orcs, goblins, Ogres, Humans, Halflings, even a few stray chaos waste beastmen come to see the Halflings and cheer their tiny frames doing amazing things.

What Dreadclaw didn't mention..... The halflings were trained. Trained to fight the inevitable. The Invasion of the GARDEN GNOMES!... A fervent member of the GGDU (Garden Gnome Destruction Unit) Dreadclaw knew it would take a small man to defeat these Red-hatted monsters. The only survivor nowadays, Johnny Turmac, Suspects, but does not know. Fans of Johnny Flock to the stadiums to see the ancient halfer play the game.

Johnny Turmac related paraphanelia are sold by the thousands. Halflings spend their food money (THEIR FOODMONEY!) to buy an I was Fouled By Johnny and Lived T-shirt, ogres wear their: I fear the Crumblers shirts, and even Rival coaches admit to being fans of the tiny guys...

As the last original Member, Johnny Holds special rights in the team, and as the team captain he usually guides the Halflings to victory , Death or whatever may come. Johnny has seen it all....

What the future holds, nobody knows. The Crumblers are the closest to being the first halfling team to win a massive 100 times... If they succeed nobody knows, but these proud halflings will give their all!

Cookie Crumblers Anthem:

Crumblers Crumblers ,
Evil fouls and Fumblers

Crumblers Crumblers
Rooted Trees are humbler

Cookie Cookie
We would foul you with a rookie!

Cookie Cookie
Lunch today is free!

We may not be as cool as the other flings,
But we excell at doing our own things!

GOOOOO Crumblers!

This Anthem usually thunders through the stadium as the Crumblers manage to fumble another pass, or foul another guy off the pitch..or when the lunch is served..

Loyal Crumbler Fans: GrumpyOldMan, Paulhicks, CommanderVenus, Simsa,HollowOne, Stevie (also Unofficial Crumbler Cheerleader, you should see him wave those Pompoms!), Thrall, Cannonfodder, Shinan (Though he will cheer when my flings get sent off *shakes fist and fouls shinan*), Fama, Sinner, Seandon12, Falcone, Ruoste, Mikafreak, Naama, Montagne, Jedi_Knight_Amoeba, Pacartwr, AFK_Eagle, Shadow46x2 (2nd unofficial cheerleader, he can't wave pompoms if his life depended on him, but all the flings have his way with him so what the heck!), Mordus (A fellow GGDU member turned fan!), Bloodoholic, Soultoken

Non loyal (*cough*loser*cough*) fan specs: peke (NOT Peke)

Want to be A loyal Crumbler Fan? Just Give Coach Dc A call!

We dare say we have the Carnagiest ranked flings with the most cas positive difference in the entire fumbbl community!

As the Great Shakespeare wrote: Foul is Fair, and Fair is Foul.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Jack CandlestonHalfling Hopeful5336Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, +ST, Side Step, Diving Tackle 590501757430k (30+120k) 
2Do Ents get morning wood? IIITreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Guard, Multiple Block 4000014028120k (120+40k) 
3Wuhan "The Boot" Mackdaddy-oHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 600001530k (30+0k) 
4 Johnny TurmacHalfling Hopeful6136Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, +MA, Block, Guard, Side Step, Jump Up-st18725092114030k (30+160k) 
5Jeremiah SpinballinHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200010230k (30+0k) 
6Arrodan DiabloHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200001530k (30+0k) 
7Maedrhas SiokawtaHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player 1002000630k (30+30k) 
8Harriet "Smoothy" McgeeHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stuntym500000030k (0k) 
9Gio KawattaHalfling Hopeful5246Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG 802000630k (30+40k) 
10 When Did the tree cross the...Treeman46110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, +MA, Guard, +MA, Multiple Block, Break Tackle-ag9300036597120k (120+120k) 
11Parnouille StraumeHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000030k (30+0k) 
12Razta LeningradostovHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle 701001830k (30+20k) 
13Okjar NevilleHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stuntym400000030k (0k) 
14Paolo HicklesburgHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
15Canny LimbaughHalfling Hopeful5246Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, +AG 34160523930k (30+80k) 
16Harry MegansHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 410100330k (30+0k) 
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: DreadClaw Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 18  
Team Value: 1700k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 60000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1760k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:191 (107/30/54) |TD Diff:60 (268 - 208) |Cas Diff:199 (389/249/114 - 280/178/95)
Last Opponent: Khornes Murder Squad