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NerdBird
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2015-02-12 09:52:42
28 votes, rating 2.3
Boxing in the Min-Max
These are the games that I enjoy so much. Luckily nuffle smiled upon me this day but still....what a fiasco. When you play these games the fun goes right down the toilet.

https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3651035

It is the second time I have faced this team, luckily I had a little firepower of my own....I even had to NOT score at the end of the game just so they would not get some more clawpombing in....

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Posted by SpecialOne on 2015-02-12 09:59:57
That is exactly why I almost never play in the box. In ranked I can avoid the obvious minimax teams.
Posted by harvestmouse on 2015-02-12 10:07:07
Errr kettle calling the pot black here, isn't it? How is your team less min-maxed?

You're running 11 players with leader and hording cash. You are also only using one runner.

Time and time again, you only see things from your perspective.
Posted by NerdBird on 2015-02-12 10:14:10
You show me any team (orc, elf, high elf, amazon, norse, human) that runs 2 throwers/runners? Doesn't happen. I run a full team except Runners; always. And if you look, I build all my Dwarf teams UP. I do not hold low in TV. I am not hording cash, I just have nothing to spend it on at the moment. I was going to buy another reroll but now I have to but 2 new Linos so I will hold out a game.

Seriously....my team was beat down its first few games and we have now 13 games. At 12 games we had the same TV as a team that had played 82.
Posted by harvestmouse on 2015-02-12 10:23:21
Just because everybody else is using 1 runner doesn't mean everybody isn't minmaxing. It's what it is, Blackbox.

He had 12 players, you had 11, you both had cash. And like you he was skilling all his Dwarfs and positionals. He just didn't see the point in skilling the hobgoblins with G access and av7 (just like everybody else).

He also didn't have a leader carry (probably not by design mind). Leader as a skill take on a positional is about as minmax mentality as you can get.

You have plenty to spend on if you wanted to; you have just decided the cost in TV isn't worth the added power it will give you. This my friend is minmaxing. Your problem with him is that you faced a minmaxing CPOMB team, with a team that copes badly against claw.
Posted by Calcium on 2015-02-12 10:25:51
lol, pathetic.
Posted by ahalfling on 2015-02-12 10:45:42
I try to run all the positionals I can afford, usually. I also try not to complain about teams using the strategies that those teams are designed to have available to them.
Posted by ahalfling on 2015-02-12 10:47:39
And if you can't find pulling out the victory in a close game fun, maybe Blood Bowl is not for you?
Posted by ahalfling on 2015-02-12 10:58:57
Also... I feel like I'm feeding Ripper Bolgrot here, but you're whinging because... you lost a rookie lineman and a two-skill Dwarf blocker who you inexplicably (misclick?) gave +MA to? I've lost worse against elves. And you have 430000 gold pieces to replace both of these insignificant players?
Posted by bghandras on 2015-02-12 11:08:56
I wonder if this blog is a learnt pattern, or coming from the author independently. I worry if it is the former. That would paint a bad picture about us here.
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2015-02-12 11:09:15
lol brutal minmaxers crying about minmaxing?! Now I've seen everything!(except a man eating his own head)
Posted by koadah on 2015-02-12 11:13:05
LOL. Pot - Kettle. :)

Or did you mean to complain about the CPOMBer.
We have a thread for that you know. :D

https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=25152

Your team has had a fairly diverse schedule. Gotta suck it up.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2015-02-13 01:38:02
Good God Nerdbird, try and be a gracious winner, especially in lieu of killing two of his players.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2015-02-13 01:41:12
Plays as dwarfs, outblocks his opponent, fouls 5 times, kills two players, wins game and complains about min/max...

Are you incapable of seeing just how ghoulishly stupid your lament is?
Posted by Cavetroll on 2015-02-13 01:54:58
Here are a few teams that use both Runners (2 dwarf/1 norse):

https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=751183

https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=718742

https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=738486

and one that uses 2 Throwers (Human, though I don't recommend it)

https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=751190

There is a difference between Runners and Throwers. Runners typically bring something to the team they are lacking (higher MA, higher AG and/or skill access). Throwers are almost always a more expensive lineman (i.e. identical stats with orcs being a notable exception) with 1 or 2 skills. I like having 2 Runners on teams that use them, as early as I can afford them. I rarely take a 2nd thrower because the extra TV is usually not worth it over a lineman, though there are exceptions.
Posted by pythrr on 2015-02-13 02:15:34
2 rips each

what is the whine about?
Posted by PainState on 2015-02-13 04:11:23
Ok, lets step back.

The main point of the rant was CPOMB at low TV.

One CMBPO dude is enough to set this powder keg off, in the box, against dorfs.

so lame.
Posted by albinv on 2015-02-13 04:40:05
Well well...

First and foremost grats on beating the stack to a pulp in this match! Thats normally a thing to be celebrated and to feel some righteous satisfaction about i would say.

Uhm yeah, and quite a lot of teams run 2 runners. But i dont think you should have to defend yourself - not for the min/ max accusation at least.

You still play the underhanded team vs. the stack in CRP environment. So coaches playing even min maxed stack teams, calling you a min maxer are using pretty one sided reasoning at least...

I myself have played with the thought of dropping the 3 x AV8 with dorfs long before i heard of any fumbbl min max debates. It just sucks to have those weak spots and immobile frenzy players, especially if your not doing well with frenzy overall. And of course dwarfs dont need a second runner anyway.
Honestly, obviously the two dont even play in one league. Not even close. And comparing the two just because your post may have been a bit, lets call it - inconsiderate altogether - is as well just very bad reasoning ofc.

However, you certainly provoked those desperate defensive arguments and got it coming. There is just no sense in complaining. Box aint going to change for you. What's your point? Suck it up or leave (a good rant, like 3-4 times a year serves a healthy condition ofc ;).

I may agree on very little you posted so far, but on the other side your sociable and outspoken and those coaches can normally add something to the site for the sheer reason they dont stay quite and get active.

If you stick around less whine and complains pls (pls dear lord, i beg ya dearly hear my lament... ;) but more cheerful celebration of results like this.
Posted by albinv on 2015-02-13 04:48:44
Not scoring to not take the stack blocks another time was right bastard tho. I liked that part, gotta say. ^^
Posted by NerdBird on 2015-02-13 05:54:22
My main reason to rant is because of the inherent problem there is with the CRaP system. Come on, I was playing a team with 12 games, I should not have to deal with a few clawpombers and one ballhandler in a team that has played 82 games. I always want to win and I think most do but games like that suck the fun right out very quickly if it takes a turn for the worse.

I rant, yes. You guys can give me a 1 or whatever....just getting some things off my chest! :-)

Posted by NerdBird on 2015-02-13 06:06:04
And my following game I suffered 6 casualties... what a hoot.
Posted by albinv on 2015-02-13 06:16:53
Thats it.

If you even ask for it and on top of it announcing further NerdBird rant blogs - take my evil 1 vote!!!

Mehehehe!


Vicious.
Posted by roante on 2015-02-13 07:20:30
I hate dworfs. Hard to foul.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2015-02-13 07:40:36
That's the Box ecosystem, old teams and new teams sometimes if they're in the same TV range. You won. Where's the beef?
Posted by koadah on 2015-02-13 08:04:30
"And my following game I suffered 6 casualties... what a hoot."

As I said, we already have a CPOMB thread.

You don't want to play those CPOMBers? The truth is, a lot of people wouldn't want to play your dwarves. Is that why you were not in Ranked?

After 15 games the team is no longer guaranteed a low TV opponent.
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3650590

Posted by ahalfling on 2015-02-13 10:03:59
I don't want to play this GUY. Not really about teams here, he just sounds like no fun.
Posted by PaddyMick on 2015-02-13 13:14:48
He had 2 cpombers, and has not retired any healthy players, as far as I can see. Looks like he also had another Bull until recently. Don't think it's really bad min max, imo