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2013-08-09 02:56:25
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Mad Screamers becoming dependent on journeyman? All welcome Kevin "Smokin'hand" Hotfire
Coach Uedder Street stormed out during the press conference following the 1-1 draw of his Mad Screamers against human team "Marienburg Sewerjacks" http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3470911

Once again the team was saved by a journeyman who, in turn 16, made 2 dodges, picked up the ball, gfi and made a 4+ pass for the tying TD. All this while his team-mates kept on rolling ones.

"IT IS UNACCEPTABLE! - Screamed Street - ALL MY PLAYERS SEEM TO CARE ABOUT IS THEIR WAGE, ONCE THEY THINK THEY'RE SETTLED, THEY STOP GIVING ALL THEIR HEART!" After several minutes of injures Uedder Street regained his composure.

"It's the second time my players don't give it all on the pitch! We got blitzed, we snaked too many times. Then a motivated guy looking for a contract saves our ass. That is the mental attitude I want to see from everyone of my guys. Do they need motivations? Fine, I'll give them motivations: the next one to roll snake eyes will be fired. Let's see if this is enough to motivate them!"

Hard times for the Screamers, with two consecutive draws (that could've very well been losses, if it wasn't for the loner journeymen).

Are these guys getting complacent? Are the Screamers becoming addicted to the mental toughness and determination only journeymen seem to be able to bring on the pitch?

Only time will tell, in the meanwhile Kevin "Smokin' hand" Hotfire is the man of the day, and coach Street decided to hire him. Dismissing Dave Grohl, who screamed too much and got himself a niggle after a vocal chords surgery.
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Posted by WoodPusher on 2013-08-09 03:10:18
Are you really going to fire the next elf to roll snakes?
If so this blog gets a 6 from me.
Posted by Uedder on 2013-08-09 03:17:35
I don't even want to think about the possibility of my players rolling snakes in the next match. They have to get into the pitch with the right mentality or not come at all!

Posted by Uedder on 2013-08-09 03:30:16
After some ponderous thinking, I have decided that yes, the first elf to roll a double one will be fired!

Who will be the jobless screamer? Hope it's not one of the expensive ones!
Posted by Uedder on 2013-08-09 04:03:50
This is a video of the aforementioned press conference. Hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1sprC3-nmM