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2013-08-12 17:20:45
26 votes, rating 5.3
26 votes, rating 5.3
Legend Dorfkiller RIP - Mad Screamers devastated by the loss
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Evander "Dorfkiller" Goldsnake, my first and only true Legend, is dead.
http://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=9571940
He was killed in this match http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3472082 by a vicious blitz of a rookie Chaos Warrior. It was horribe to watch: the Warrior just piereced through Evander's chest, ripped off his heart and ate it!!! i Immediately told the apo to bring him back to life, but he kept saying things about ppl not being able to live without their hearts. BS i say. I fired the incompetent guy.
Though he only ever played 11 matches, he got legendary status through his performances on the pitch, not the old crappy spps way. He killed dorfs. That's what he will be remembered for. (see older posts to know more about this awesome person).
His soul will never rest in peace, since he failed to avenge his honor. I feel so bad for him.
The team is just devastated. The team Captain, Banshee wrote a heartbreaking letter.
"You wanted to killed all dorfs. You only killed two. We only played dorfs once. Now you are dead. We should've played more dorfs."
Heart breaking.
The team brought it all to try and win the match for their fallen team-mate, but only managed to get a draw, in a match where everything just went wrong. Starting from the blitz! on turn 0, followed by a blitzer knocking himself out on snake eyes at the beginning of turn 1. Crazy match with lots of POW!s. Chaos could score but tried the gfi in turn 7 and it failed. I laughed. Then in second half, outnunmbered and kicking, we blitzed the ball carrier every turn (some beastman without even block), but failed to recover the ball. We placed blodge ss beside him. We got POW!ed to the ground. We lost Rob Halford, blodge catcher. Did I regret to use the apo on a rookie lino, instead of using it on a skilled catcher? Hell no! Dorfkiller had a soul, while Halford was just another player like so many else.
Anyway the Chaos coach decided to score early, we got some ko'd players back, and despite a perfect defence, we easily scored in turn 8 for the equaliser.
A draw all in all, could've very well been a loss. But the guys were just so determined to not get beaten by the guys who killed DORFKILLER.
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Evander "Dorfkiller" Goldsnake, my first and only true Legend, is dead.
http://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=9571940
He was killed in this match http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3472082 by a vicious blitz of a rookie Chaos Warrior. It was horribe to watch: the Warrior just piereced through Evander's chest, ripped off his heart and ate it!!! i Immediately told the apo to bring him back to life, but he kept saying things about ppl not being able to live without their hearts. BS i say. I fired the incompetent guy.
Though he only ever played 11 matches, he got legendary status through his performances on the pitch, not the old crappy spps way. He killed dorfs. That's what he will be remembered for. (see older posts to know more about this awesome person).
His soul will never rest in peace, since he failed to avenge his honor. I feel so bad for him.
The team is just devastated. The team Captain, Banshee wrote a heartbreaking letter.
"You wanted to killed all dorfs. You only killed two. We only played dorfs once. Now you are dead. We should've played more dorfs."
Heart breaking.
The team brought it all to try and win the match for their fallen team-mate, but only managed to get a draw, in a match where everything just went wrong. Starting from the blitz! on turn 0, followed by a blitzer knocking himself out on snake eyes at the beginning of turn 1. Crazy match with lots of POW!s. Chaos could score but tried the gfi in turn 7 and it failed. I laughed. Then in second half, outnunmbered and kicking, we blitzed the ball carrier every turn (some beastman without even block), but failed to recover the ball. We placed blodge ss beside him. We got POW!ed to the ground. We lost Rob Halford, blodge catcher. Did I regret to use the apo on a rookie lino, instead of using it on a skilled catcher? Hell no! Dorfkiller had a soul, while Halford was just another player like so many else.
Anyway the Chaos coach decided to score early, we got some ko'd players back, and despite a perfect defence, we easily scored in turn 8 for the equaliser.
A draw all in all, could've very well been a loss. But the guys were just so determined to not get beaten by the guys who killed DORFKILLER.
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Comments
Posted by Chainsaw on 2013-08-12 17:42:18
A legend with 5spp. Interesting.
Normally it takes until 16 to get that attached. :D
Normally it takes until 16 to get that attached. :D
Posted by Uedder on 2013-08-12 18:24:41
It's not the spps: it's the soul of the player. This guy killed 2 dorfs as a journeyman. And he even blitzed the ball carrier. No one will ever do that, EVER. Hence, LEGEND.
My pixles will never die, because I'll hug them so hard, I'll shield them with my body.
My pixles will never die, because I'll hug them so hard, I'll shield them with my body.
Posted by B_SIDE on 2013-08-12 18:38:48
Rated 6 for team captain interview.
Posted by Rabe on 2013-08-12 19:02:19
I am shocked and relieved at the same time. No Agility Monsters will die from his hands. But we'll never find out about his list now.
My condolences. Maybe his soul finds a another suitable body someday...
My condolences. Maybe his soul finds a another suitable body someday...