Posted by MattDakka on 2014-06-24 20:34:34

Vampires, norse and necro werewolves and zombies should have it for obvious reasons.

Posted by koadah on 2014-06-24 20:34:44

Razor sharp fangs are gone. I suppose he is a bit like a vampire.

Posted by luxyluxo on 2014-06-24 20:37:06

Or a famous killer shark

https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/10505330_10152297992879492_4631444656040787956_n.jpg?oh=0286eca4fa108e7597be63bd2eedcad5&oe=541A9CB1

Posted by Overhamsteren on 2014-06-24 20:37:35

When he retires one day, fifa should throw a big party and give him an honour trophy with all the names of people he bit engraved on it.

Posted by Cavetroll on 2014-06-24 20:44:08

What about Always Hungry? Maybe Suarez is a troll!

Posted by DaCoach on 2014-06-24 20:52:29

He's just teething, get over it!

Posted by MonkeyMan576 on 2014-06-24 20:54:58

I think bite could be similar to stab.

Posted by Overhamsteren on 2014-06-24 21:20:02

Bite skill, make an armour roll for opposing player, if it fails that player gets really mad, if the roll beats armour the player gets a bite mark and really mad. A player who uses bite skill will suffer 8 MNGs after the match.

Posted by pythrr on 2014-06-24 21:25:58

He's hilarious.

What idiocy will he commit next?

Posted by mister__joshua on 2014-06-24 21:27:33

What's really funny is that they'll probably ban him for the rest of the tournament \o/

Posted by Garion on 2014-06-24 21:29:13

He should be banned from playing football. This is the 3rd time he has done this. And he was racist as well. No more chances for me. Kick him out.

Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-06-24 21:31:02

Hah I did think of "off for a bite". I agree he should be banned for life.

Posted by WhatBall on 2014-06-24 21:44:08

Had he been a lesser player, he'd be gone already. Time to look past the dollar signs and ban him for life. Unacceptable.

Posted by liquidorange on 2014-06-24 22:05:36

He should be banned, probably for life. But I hate the Italians with such passion that I can almost find it hilarious.

Posted by gjopie on 2014-06-24 22:31:54

Sadly, I'm almost certain he'll receive no punishment at all.

Posted by coombz on 2014-06-24 23:35:14

If you can't beat em, eat em

Posted by KnightKnight_16 on 2014-06-25 05:02:21

If I make a vampire team, I will name one of them Luis "Count Douche-ula" Suarez. If someone else wishes to name a vampire/troll/zombie this, please do so!

Posted by Jeffro on 2014-06-25 19:01:51

Banned for the tourney and extended bans for future offenses. Next offense, banned for season. Next offense, banned for two seasons. Double each time... eventually he'll be too old to play.

Posted by The_Provocateur on 2014-06-25 22:20:57

I now know what to name my next male vampire.

Posted by Badoek on 2014-06-26 15:56:03

9 matches

Posted by gjopie on 2014-06-26 16:22:58

Plus the first 9 matches of the domestic season, so 18 in total really. Still not enough, but better than I was expecting from FIFA.