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2012-08-25 22:40:17
20 votes, rating 5.1
20 votes, rating 5.1
Are Italian men on FUMBBL ugly?
Well I have a deep and profound question for you all tonight!
Having just returned from a one week sojurn in the land of my father (ITALY before any of you smart alec's say Wales or New Zealand!)...I am peturbed enugh to wonder how so many Italian men play here on FUMBBL, when the women in Ital are just sooo fine!
I mean hot stuff everywhere....why on earth would you want to play here. I mean I know FUMBBL is Christer's gift to mankind, but even so...UNLESSS.....they iz all stricken with Teh Ugliez. DO you think thats the case:-)
P.S. During the making of this article no real Italiam men were insulted or offended.
P.P.S. During the study in Italy this past week no ugly Italian men were observed on the streets of Norther Italy....of course they were all indoors playing FUMBBL :-P
Having just returned from a one week sojurn in the land of my father (ITALY before any of you smart alec's say Wales or New Zealand!)...I am peturbed enugh to wonder how so many Italian men play here on FUMBBL, when the women in Ital are just sooo fine!
I mean hot stuff everywhere....why on earth would you want to play here. I mean I know FUMBBL is Christer's gift to mankind, but even so...UNLESSS.....they iz all stricken with Teh Ugliez. DO you think thats the case:-)
P.S. During the making of this article no real Italiam men were insulted or offended.
P.P.S. During the study in Italy this past week no ugly Italian men were observed on the streets of Norther Italy....of course they were all indoors playing FUMBBL :-P
Comments
Posted by GronxWild on 2012-08-25 23:23:04
P.P.P.S during the making of this article MOST OF THE BRITISH WOMEN where offended XDD
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2012-08-25 23:24:14
Sounds reasonable
Posted by DonTomaso on 2012-08-26 00:42:55
Of course they are.
That's why it is so easy to pick up italian chicks, and I guess that's the same reason why italian men gets so angry when one does...
Jealous buggers.
That's why it is so easy to pick up italian chicks, and I guess that's the same reason why italian men gets so angry when one does...
Jealous buggers.
Posted by pythrr on 2012-08-26 02:27:42
yes
all italian men are 'orrible.
all italian men are 'orrible.
Posted by Uedder on 2012-08-26 02:41:59
' Cause we're nerds, of course.
Posted by MattDakka on 2012-08-26 03:29:46
Who needs a life when you can play BB online?
:-D
:-D
Posted by hale on 2012-08-26 03:51:37
italian policewoman!!
Posted by KhorneliusPraxx on 2012-08-26 04:24:39
I am happy that England has so many immigrants...during my upcoming visit I may be able to find a decent meal and an attractive date.
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2012-08-26 19:29:43
I wouldn't call Russo an attractive date
Posted by Russo on 2012-08-26 20:06:55
Hmmmm yesah maybe I need to grow a hobbit like beard to look like you Overhobbitystern :-)
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2012-08-26 21:19:59
I guess it's up to Khornelius how he prefers you
PS: It's a Viking beard. honest.
PS: It's a Viking beard. honest.
Posted by pythrr on 2012-08-27 06:09:11
Well, at least Russo is a CHEAP date.
Posted by SillySod on 2012-08-27 12:58:11
My issue with this research is that these things are subject to the eye of the beholder... and in this case the beholder is Russo, sheep lover extraordinaire.
Maybe Italian men aren't turned on by strong back legs and a thick wooly coat?
Maybe Italian men aren't turned on by strong back legs and a thick wooly coat?
Posted by Gary_Gygax on 2012-08-27 17:49:24
As you can clearly see from my profile picture I'm the only cute italian here :)
Posted by Russo on 2012-08-27 17:58:42
Yes but Gary your picture is that of a cute bambina so does not count :-P
Posted by awambawamb on 2012-08-28 01:27:21
...you must be uglier than Teh Ugliez. LOL.