I noticed an old lady sitting on her front step............



'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'

'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. I drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all.

'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'

'Twenty-six,' she replied.

'You look somehat familiar - what is your name please?'

'Amy Winehouse' she replied.