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Chainsaw
Sta'nac
#4
Troll
MA
4
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
42
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
10
Td
0
Mvp
7
GPP
55
XPP
0
SPP
55
Injuries
n
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
+ST
Break Tackle
Guard
Juggernaut
Sta'nac (or just Stan as his mother calls him) loved to play Blood Bowl as he loves to hurt people. However, the fast moving play has been known to confuse him from time to time, and he often lives up to the billing of being really stupid.
However, when he managed to overcome his mental incapacities, he could be the lethal fulcrum of the Chainsaw side. Larger and stronger than most trolls, he was capable of inflicting massive damage and heavy casualities against any side, especially against women. He's not sexist, they just smell too nice.
He only really played for the 'Saws because Coach Chainsaw told him that there was a great swamp underneath the home pitch and Stan could have it when the team stops playing. When asked how many games that might be, the coach was honest enough, "At least several hundred." The cynics amongst us might point out that Sta'nac can only count to two and hence three and three-hundred are of the same value to him. Since Sta'nac loves nothing more (except his swamps) than hurting people, nobody complained - except, of course, those underneath his giant fists!
He made 42 consecutive appearances for the Chainsaw, and was the only player to feature in all 42 of the team's first matches before being forced to retire. He went back to his small swamp in the wild, eagerly awaiting the day the 'Saws stop playing so he can dig up the turf to find that promised swampland oasis.
However, when he managed to overcome his mental incapacities, he could be the lethal fulcrum of the Chainsaw side. Larger and stronger than most trolls, he was capable of inflicting massive damage and heavy casualities against any side, especially against women. He's not sexist, they just smell too nice.
He only really played for the 'Saws because Coach Chainsaw told him that there was a great swamp underneath the home pitch and Stan could have it when the team stops playing. When asked how many games that might be, the coach was honest enough, "At least several hundred." The cynics amongst us might point out that Sta'nac can only count to two and hence three and three-hundred are of the same value to him. Since Sta'nac loves nothing more (except his swamps) than hurting people, nobody complained - except, of course, those underneath his giant fists!
He made 42 consecutive appearances for the Chainsaw, and was the only player to feature in all 42 of the team's first matches before being forced to retire. He went back to his small swamp in the wild, eagerly awaiting the day the 'Saws stop playing so he can dig up the turf to find that promised swampland oasis.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-09-01
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-09-01
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-09-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-05
-
-
-
3
1
11
2005-09-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-06
-
-
-
1
1
7
2005-09-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-09
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-09-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-10
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-09-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-11
-
-
-
-
1
5