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Russo
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Russo (13765)
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2017

2017-08-03 21:41:33
rating 5.7
2017-05-25 10:44:00
rating 5.4
2017-04-11 23:27:46
rating 6
2017-04-09 13:42:14
rating 5.7

2016

2016-09-08 21:01:13
rating 6
2016-06-04 20:19:19
rating 3.4

2015

2015-05-02 09:43:27
rating 3.7

2014

2014-11-19 23:45:08
rating 5.2
2014-10-13 19:51:50
rating 4.5
2014-09-30 23:30:15
rating 3.7
2014-09-28 12:26:37
rating 4.8
2014-06-05 18:27:58
rating 4.1

2013

2013-12-08 23:43:20
rating 5.9
2013-09-03 00:59:48
rating 5.6
2013-09-01 13:06:25
rating 5.7
2013-08-31 22:10:21
rating 3
2013-08-25 23:14:32
rating 5.6
2013-02-11 18:41:32
rating 5.2

2012

2012-08-25 22:40:17
rating 5.1
2012-07-17 11:42:01
rating 5.1
2012-06-08 08:36:13
rating 4.3
2012-04-11 18:11:10
rating 4.3
2012-03-15 19:27:20
rating 5.2
2012-03-13 14:16:10
rating 5.2

2011

2011-12-12 22:24:03
rating 4.9
2011-12-10 00:58:14
rating 5.4
2011-01-14 23:14:12
rating 4.7

2010

2010-10-05 21:09:11
rating 4.5
2010-06-14 18:47:41
rating 4.9
2010-06-14 18:43:08
rating 4.8
2010-06-14 18:40:09
rating 4.7
2010-05-10 21:22:56
rating 4
2010-04-29 18:39:18
rating 3.8
2010-02-26 15:18:30
rating 4.8
2010-02-26 15:17:42
rating 4.6
2010-01-21 16:09:58
rating 4.3

2009

2009-12-18 13:54:13
rating 3.8
2009-12-15 13:28:50
rating 4.3
2009-11-30 12:20:11
rating 4.3
2009-06-01 14:34:48
rating 3.8
2009-05-31 22:05:16
rating 4.8
2009-04-29 17:38:16
rating 4.3
2009-04-09 23:49:27
rating 4.1
2009-03-23 19:35:24
rating 4.3
2009-03-18 17:21:47
rating 5
2009-03-17 20:22:39
rating 4.7
2009-03-13 21:56:10
rating 4.8
2009-02-06 12:35:08
rating 4.9
2009-01-20 00:38:41
rating 4.2
2009-01-11 22:54:43
rating 4.2

2008

2008-12-04 21:24:10
rating 3.7
2008-11-07 18:38:03
rating 4.3
2008-10-28 00:02:56
rating 4.9
2008-09-09 08:46:39
rating 4.2
2008-08-28 12:37:08
rating 4.6
2008-08-20 23:58:09
rating 4.1
2008-08-18 17:24:13
rating 4.4
2008-08-18 10:53:38
rating 4.1
2008-08-17 17:11:36
rating 3.8
2008-08-01 21:42:01
rating 4.2
2008-06-19 22:28:55
rating 3.5
2008-06-05 23:13:06
rating 4.2
2008-05-25 23:14:35
rating 3.8
2008-01-28 20:00:29
rating 4.3

2007

2007-12-27 12:20:54
rating 3.8
2007-11-24 02:32:44
rating 4.5
2007-11-22 00:34:48
rating 4.3
2007-10-22 12:45:54
rating 4.7
2007-10-19 13:02:06
rating 4.9
2007-10-15 20:45:19
rating 4.3
2007-08-28 13:46:30
rating 3.9
2007-08-22 00:46:51
rating 4.1
2007-08-14 00:45:12
rating 4.4
2007-08-05 23:55:26
rating 3.6
2012-06-08 08:36:13
20 votes, rating 4.3
Something for the weekend...

As I was walking down the road beside the prison I noticed a rope ladder appear over the wall and then this midget began to climb down it. Just before he reached bottom he looked at me in a rather smug, supercilious fashion.

I thought ‘that was a little condescending’

Hope that sends you home to your other half in good spirits for the weekend :-)
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Comments
Posted by harvestmouse on 2012-06-08 09:36:48
I don't get it.................why would a midget be climbing into a prison?
Posted by Cribbleobblepie on 2012-06-08 09:38:25
:)
Posted by blocknroll on 2012-06-08 10:11:39
she said, there's something in the wood shed
Posted by pythrr on 2012-06-08 10:12:06
wait, is this one of those _joke_ things I've heard so much about?
Posted by DonTomaso on 2012-06-08 10:18:24
I believe it was that psychic dwarf that escaped prison...

At least the newspaper had on the front page:
"Small medium at large."
Posted by Russo on 2012-06-08 11:33:01
Good stuff guys

@Don that took a minute to sink in but its a cracker!

I was not sure how well this would translate to people who English is not a first language (e.g. pythrr) but seems like everyone gets it ;-)
Posted by SeraphimRed on 2012-06-08 14:02:33
At least you're trying Russo... that's what counts.
Posted by pythrr on 2012-06-08 14:45:36
Oh, he is very TRYING....
Posted by Meltyman on 2012-06-08 20:14:25
Small villain descending EH? I rate this 6 not only because it's funneh but also because i might have understood it while being non-english and drunk ,woohoo!