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Russo
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2017

2017-08-03 21:41:33
rating 5.7
2017-05-25 10:44:00
rating 5.4
2017-04-11 23:27:46
rating 6
2017-04-09 13:42:14
rating 5.7

2016

2016-09-08 21:01:13
rating 6
2016-06-04 20:19:19
rating 3.4

2015

2015-05-02 09:43:27
rating 3.7

2014

2014-11-19 23:45:08
rating 5.2
2014-10-13 19:51:50
rating 4.5
2014-09-30 23:30:15
rating 3.7
2014-09-28 12:26:37
rating 4.8
2014-06-05 18:27:58
rating 4.1

2013

2013-12-08 23:43:20
rating 5.9
2013-09-03 00:59:48
rating 5.6
2013-09-01 13:06:25
rating 5.7
2013-08-31 22:10:21
rating 3
2013-08-25 23:14:32
rating 5.6
2013-02-11 18:41:32
rating 5.2

2012

2012-08-25 22:40:17
rating 5.1
2012-07-17 11:42:01
rating 5.1
2012-06-08 08:36:13
rating 4.3
2012-04-11 18:11:10
rating 4.3
2012-03-15 19:27:20
rating 5.2
2012-03-13 14:16:10
rating 5.2

2011

2011-12-12 22:24:03
rating 4.9
2011-12-10 00:58:14
rating 5.4
2011-01-14 23:14:12
rating 4.7

2010

2010-10-05 21:09:11
rating 4.5
2010-06-14 18:47:41
rating 4.9
2010-06-14 18:43:08
rating 4.8
2010-06-14 18:40:09
rating 4.7
2010-05-10 21:22:56
rating 4
2010-04-29 18:39:18
rating 3.8
2010-02-26 15:18:30
rating 4.8
2010-02-26 15:17:42
rating 4.6
2010-01-21 16:09:58
rating 4.3

2009

2009-12-18 13:54:13
rating 3.8
2009-12-15 13:28:50
rating 4.3
2009-11-30 12:20:11
rating 4.3
2009-06-01 14:34:48
rating 3.8
2009-05-31 22:05:16
rating 4.8
2009-04-29 17:38:16
rating 4.3
2009-04-09 23:49:27
rating 4.1
2009-03-23 19:35:24
rating 4.3
2009-03-18 17:21:47
rating 5
2009-03-17 20:22:39
rating 4.7
2009-03-13 21:56:10
rating 4.8
2009-02-06 12:35:08
rating 4.9
2009-01-20 00:38:41
rating 4.2
2009-01-11 22:54:43
rating 4.2

2008

2008-12-04 21:24:10
rating 3.7
2008-11-07 18:38:03
rating 4.3
2008-10-28 00:02:56
rating 4.9
2008-09-09 08:46:39
rating 4.2
2008-08-28 12:37:08
rating 4.6
2008-08-20 23:58:09
rating 4.1
2008-08-18 17:24:13
rating 4.4
2008-08-18 10:53:38
rating 4.1
2008-08-17 17:11:36
rating 3.8
2008-08-01 21:42:01
rating 4.2
2008-06-19 22:28:55
rating 3.5
2008-06-05 23:13:06
rating 4.2
2008-05-25 23:14:35
rating 3.8
2008-01-28 20:00:29
rating 4.3

2007

2007-12-27 12:20:54
rating 3.8
2007-11-24 02:32:44
rating 4.5
2007-11-22 00:34:48
rating 4.3
2007-10-22 12:45:54
rating 4.7
2007-10-19 13:02:06
rating 4.9
2007-10-15 20:45:19
rating 4.3
2007-08-28 13:46:30
rating 3.9
2007-08-22 00:46:51
rating 4.1
2007-08-14 00:45:12
rating 4.4
2007-08-05 23:55:26
rating 3.6
2008-11-07 18:38:03
49 votes, rating 4.3
The Bunny and the Snake

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By coincidence both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest and tripped over the snake and fell down.'Oh, my,' said the bunny, 'I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth and can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am.'

'That's ok,' replied the snake. 'Actually, I too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and figure out what you are so you'll know.

'That would be wonderful' replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, 'Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit.'

'Oh, thank you, thank you,' cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, 'Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me.'

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, 'Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be a team leader, a supervisor or possibly someone in senior management

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Posted by Wotfudboy on 2008-11-07 18:54:40
Management is like monkeys in a tree... The ones at the top of the tree look down and just see smiling faces... the monleys lower down the tree look up, and all they see are ar$eh0l3s! :)
Posted by Plorg on 2008-11-07 20:07:02
You realize that snakes do in fact have a backbone?
YUO = FALE!
Posted by Gromrilram on 2008-11-07 20:44:38
well i know it with an alligator...
big mouth short legs and long tail, you must be italian.
but than again tail and cock is both translated schwanz in german.
Posted by AoP-Vimes on 2008-11-07 22:22:27
hehe, great job :-)
Posted by f_alk on 2008-11-08 00:19:44
A man in a balloon got lost, and asks a bypasser on the ground for help: "Sir, where am I?". The man on the ground says: "You are in the gondola of a balloon, 10m above the grounds, 20°5'12" Latitude, 31°20'24" Longitude."
The balloon man:"You must be an engineer!"
Ground: "How do you know that?"
Balloon: "Well you gave me lots of technical numbers that I don't understand, you didn't help me at all, and I am still lost and don't know where I am."
Engineer: "You must be a manager!"
Manager: "How do you know that?"
Engineer: "You got into your position with lots of hot air, and now you are helpless and clueless. I gave you all the information you asked for, you were unable to use it. Nothing has changed, but somehow now everything is my fault!"
Posted by Gritter on 2008-11-08 01:31:59
There was i expecting some innuendo and mention of trouser snakes, and all we got was a very OLD joke.

Boo boo i say!
Posted by spubbbba on 2008-11-08 19:44:39
Yeah, Russo must be losing his touch to miss out on the obvious potential for nob gags or inter-species breeding in the joke.

It even has rabbits and we know what they are famous for.