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2010-05-10 21:22:56
44 votes, rating 4
44 votes, rating 4
Dilemma!!
I was walking up a very steep path on the side of a mountain the other day with a sheer drop off to one side of me.
Half way up I saw a young attractive lady walking down towards me. She was naked!
I did not know whether I should toss myself off or just block her passage?
Comments
Posted by burgun824 on 2010-05-10 21:29:47
Well...you didn't mention how narrow of a path it was. It may be wide enough for her to just walk around you.
Posted by Russo on 2010-05-10 21:34:45
LOL it was a very narrow path.....tightest fit i ever saw in all my years of climbing :P
Posted by easilyamused on 2010-05-10 21:37:41
Russo, this is crude even for you :)
good work sir :P
good work sir :P
Posted by Cavetroll on 2010-05-10 21:58:22
<groan> that one was bad. I still gave it a 4.
Posted by ultwe on 2010-05-10 22:31:03
are you sure it was a lady, on that mountain path?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoMdC2i0OXY
NOTE: May hurt some sensibilities :-p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoMdC2i0OXY
NOTE: May hurt some sensibilities :-p
Posted by PigStar-69 on 2010-05-10 22:37:59
russo its no dilema.... just do both :-D
Posted by shadow46x2 on 2010-05-10 22:41:02
*facepalm*
Posted by SillySod on 2010-05-10 22:48:13
Clearly Russo is too big to ignore on such a thin passage....
you could have had a fling with her? :P
you could have had a fling with her? :P
Posted by Wreckage on 2010-05-10 23:29:43
she should lie down and you should crawl over her body
Posted by burgun824 on 2010-05-11 00:06:33
Well in that case you should have put your hands on your hips, thrust your junk forward, gave a big toothy smile, & asked her if she would like assistance getting off from the mountain.
Then inform her that your piece is called "The Mountain."
Then inform her that your piece is called "The Mountain."
Posted by Gromrilram on 2010-05-11 00:07:11
cant shep just climb around you? oh wait those were goats...
Posted by pythrr on 2010-05-11 06:11:24
now russo
if she was a sheep, you'd know exactly what to do...
if she was a sheep, you'd know exactly what to do...
Posted by asharak on 2010-05-11 11:31:45
That'll make you go blind, filth! Clearly blocking her passage is better for your health.
Without knowing what protective equipment you were carrying I can't say which passage might be best.
Without knowing what protective equipment you were carrying I can't say which passage might be best.
Posted by Gran on 2010-05-11 23:33:01
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