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2009-03-23 19:35:24
32 votes, rating 4.3
32 votes, rating 4.3
Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico ..
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor... Sometimes the bull wins.'
Comments
Posted by Pirog on 2009-03-23 20:25:25
Haha, good one ;)
Posted by westerner on 2009-03-23 23:26:14
eeeeeeeewww!
Posted by DonTomaso on 2009-03-24 00:04:18
Classic concept of the 'mountain oysters' as the tassies called it.
From sheep, though.... perhaps something...?
=o)
From sheep, though.... perhaps something...?
=o)
Posted by gregory_n_white on 2009-03-24 02:40:27
I used to play rugby with a guy who worked for a couple of years in the Northern Territory (of australia for you foreigners) as a stock hand.
When they would neuter the rams they would have a few hundred to do over a couple of days. Morning or afternoon tea was a couple of ram testes wrapped in aluminium foul and put on the fire. Apparently they taste like tender meatballs.
When they would neuter the rams they would have a few hundred to do over a couple of days. Morning or afternoon tea was a couple of ram testes wrapped in aluminium foul and put on the fire. Apparently they taste like tender meatballs.