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Of the team's first fifteen skill rolls, half have been non-standard: two +str and five doubles. While these special skills are great and will help the team one day, at the moment the team's development has been stunted by lack of basic skills like block/dodge. I'm sure once we start to pick up a few more of those types of skills, the team will begin to make progress. But until then, we'll probably continue our current losing streak. What kind of elves are these guys? Beating a khemri team, then losing to all others? Unable to make two dodges in a row, yet getting just pasted in terms of cas suffered? Something's gotta give... ******************************************************************************* After winning our third in a row, I think something has indeed given. This team seems destined for greatness, so long as our amazing streak of good fortune can continue. But you know what they say, even the best wood elf team is only one bad game away from retirement... ******************************************************************************* Our eleventh game turned out to be a statement game for our squad. A nasty chaos dwarf team dubbing themselves the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=78675">Moria Miners</a> invaded our home turf, believing us to be their next victims. See, they were members of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=1628">E.M.U. (Elf Mangling Union)</a> and had brought much woe, misery and destruction to multiple elven teams in the wake of their march. In fact, they were the #2 most damaging EMU team to the elven nation. I use past-tense on purpose, for they came, they saw, but WE conquered! Easily winning 3-1, we out-cas'd the very surprised CD team 4 cas to their 1, and this without fouls! Imagine the damage had we sunk to their level! Their coach walked dejectedly away from our ivy dome, face in hands, retiring from this sport for having been so abused by pansy elves. So listen up, any EMU fools who want to come into our home to pick a fight! Just turn around now and walk away, go find a "softer" target to pick on. We beat a khemri team; we forced a cd team to retire; don't tempt us to see what we do to your team! ******************************************************************************* "Wood elves are never more than one bad game away from retirement." In this case it was actually a three game span with one bad final game, but the point is still the same... At our peak, we had 6 guarding line-elves, soon all to be blodging, one str 4. Future's never been brighter. But then in just a few games, two of our guards die on the pitch (including the str 4 one); one more guard niggles on the pitch (apo fails on all three blows, of course); two guards age a niggle and the final guard ages -str. Our once powerful group of line-elves is but a pale shadow of itself, and the team could be in serious trouble. For now, we'll gut it out another few games, but if those niggles start to flare up, the team's toast. Our fans are way too fickle to ever actually show up to games and give us money for replacements. We're just scratching our heads and wondering what happened to our dream of becoming the strongest woodelf team in all of fumbbl... Oh, and the killer thing to remember, although the team regularly plays "bashy" races, all these losses have come at the hands of high elves and dark elves. Oh, the sick irony... ******************************************************************************* Team Records: Biggest Win: 4-0 Worst Loss: 1-5 Highest scoring game: 4-4 Largest gate: 98k Most cas caused: 3/1/0, 2/1/1 Most cas suffered: 3/2/0, 1/3/1 Highest TR: 218 (#157) Highest TS: 214 (#113) Skill rolls: 39 Doubles: 11 +STR: 2 +AGI: n/a +MV: 1 Aging: 4 (3 niggle, 1 -str) Win streak: 5 (current 1) Non-losing streak: 7 (current 1) Non-winning streak: 3 Losing streak: 1 ******************************************************************************* Opponent races (record): Amazon 0-0-1 Chaos Dwarves 1-1-0 Dark Elves 3-0-1 Elves 1-0-1 High Elves 1-0-1 Human 1-0-0 Khemri 1-0-0 Necromantic 0-1-0 Nurgle's Rotters 0-1-0 Orcs 0-1-0 Skaven 2-0-2 Undead 0-1-0 Wood Elves 2-1-0 ******************************************************************************* Team roster (including retired/dead if star or above): Legends: Mega-stars: Super-stars: Stars: Emerging stars: Alarrain, Haranavel, Halimath, Eronion, Laraniss, Vilana, Theriatis, Eliara Veterans: Eirik II Experienced: Jarsali, Fionna II, Cylithera II Rookies: ******************************************************************************* Still in contract negotiations: Malissin Ariessus II (Catcher) Firiel Anani'Mahs II (Catcher) Larian Songshine II (Lineelf) ******************************************************************************* Future shopping list: Catcher #2/3, Lineelf #8

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Hordes of Nagash	Khemri	1000k	9	0/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1110k	7	0/1/0	70k	55k
Poxen III	Skaven	1090k	19	0/0/0	60k	3 - 4	1100k	23	2/0/1	50k	57k
Dark Anvil	Chaos Dwarf	1200k	12	1/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1130k	12	2/0/0	80k	44k
Sweet Kitties	Amazon	1270k	13	0/0/1	40k	1 - 3	1380k	23	1/0/1	60k	58k
Rammstein Reavers	Human	1260k	16	0/0/0	70k	3 - 0	1230k	8	1/0/0	70k	29k
Pest Problem	Skaven	1320k	25	1/1/0	40k	4 - 0	1610k	6	0/0/0	40k	67k
Rotterockerne	Skaven	1400k	27	0/1/0	30k	4 - 1	1480k	13	1/0/0	30k	55k
Forrest Fighters Redux	Wood Elf	1490k	29	1/2/0	70k	4 - 3	1860k	24	2/1/0	10k	50k
Jinxed Wizards	High Elf	1630k	33	3/1/0	90k	4 - 0	2110k	8	0/0/1	40k	98k
Moonwood Stalkers	Wood Elf	1720k	26	2/0/0	30k	4 - 4	1740k	24	1/0/0	30k	70k
Molested Moria Miners	Chaos Dwarf	1800k	28	2/1/1	60k	3 - 1	1940k	10	0/1/0	10k	52k
Juniper	High Elf	1860k	18	1/0/0	60k	2 - 4	1890k	25	0/0/0	30k	69k
Arbour Archers	Wood Elf	1940k	19	0/0/0	40k	3 - 2	2240k	16	0/0/1	30k	80k
Fo Shizzle	Necromantic	1880k	19	0/3/0	60k	2 - 2	1930k	17	2/0/0	20k	73k
Leprosysity	Nurgle's Rotters	1980k	14	0/1/0	60k	1 - 1	2040k	10	0/0/1	60k	84k
Long Hard Slog	Orc	1980k	17	2/0/0	10k	2 - 2	1880k	20	0/3/0	20k	72k
chi	Elf	1760k	19	0/0/2	80k	3 - 0	1640k	14	0/0/2	80k	83k
Butcher Bay Corsairs	Dark Elf	1760k	20	0/0/0	70k	4 - 2	1880k	14	1/0/0	10k	70k
Skystone Scorpdrivers	Dark Elf	1880k	18	0/2/0	50k	2 - 3	2070k	23	2/1/0	60k	75k
Broken Headstone	Undead	1960k	18	1/0/0	0k	2 - 2	1770k	17	1/1/0	50k	59k
Pest of the Best	Skaven	2000k	20	2/0/1	50k	2 - 3	2050k	26	3/2/0	60k	80k
Tanks, your welcome	Dark Elf	2040k	22	0/1/0	60k	4 - 1	2010k	14	2/0/0	20k	68k
Pitch Invaders	Elf	2150k	11	0/0/0	10k	1 - 5	2090k	33	2/2/0	50k	78k
Drider's of Morinfen	Dark Elf	2180k	18	1/0/0	30k	3 - 1	1790k	23	1/3/1	20k	70k