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Calcium
Last seen 6 weeks ago
calcium (20250)
Overall
Star
Overall
CR
1480
Record
21/8/13
Win Percentage
60%
Archive

2021

2021-07-19 19:04:25
rating 5.9

2020

2020-09-21 19:47:33
rating 3.7

2016

2016-04-10 22:47:57
rating 4.2
2016-04-10 20:57:45
rating 3.6

2015

2015-10-19 19:15:16
rating 2.7
2015-10-05 23:56:27
rating 4.7
2015-10-02 17:04:28
rating 4.1
2015-09-30 16:45:54
rating 4.2
2015-07-17 18:23:20
rating 3.7
2015-07-14 00:35:58
rating 4.6
2015-07-10 21:20:05
rating 3.1
2015-06-28 22:21:29
rating 2.4
2015-06-13 00:10:32
rating 5.6
2015-06-04 15:32:03
rating 4.9
2015-05-18 17:52:11
rating 2.8
2015-01-29 12:19:01
rating 2.8
2015-01-26 18:47:44
rating 3.1
2015-01-21 12:27:54
rating 3.8
2015-01-19 21:34:23
rating 3.2
2015-01-07 17:03:13
rating 5.1
2015-01-05 19:11:02
rating 5.4
2015-01-05 17:33:23
rating 2
2015-01-02 17:58:37
rating 5.3

2014

2014-12-26 15:02:03
rating 2.9
2014-11-16 19:14:19
rating 3.6
2014-10-15 18:36:39
rating 4.6
2014-04-09 16:42:48
rating 4.8
2014-03-22 19:02:00
rating 3.5
2014-01-24 18:57:57
rating 4.1

2013

2013-12-06 17:12:02
rating 2.8
2013-12-03 14:32:24
rating 2.7
2013-11-29 14:27:07
rating 3.3
2013-11-28 20:02:32
rating 3.7
2013-11-24 11:29:43
rating 2.3
2013-11-22 22:07:44
rating 2.7
2013-09-13 10:39:16
rating 4.2
2013-07-18 21:51:08
rating 4
2013-06-14 22:19:56
rating 5.7
2013-05-22 17:37:36
rating 4.7
2013-05-17 16:32:53
rating 2.4
2013-04-22 12:03:00
rating 4.2
2013-03-03 23:33:56
rating 5.1
2013-02-23 20:15:38
rating 2.6
2013-02-23 19:51:12
rating 4
2013-02-20 20:52:55
rating 4
2013-02-16 17:27:50
rating 4.3
2013-02-10 02:58:51
rating 4.7
2013-02-08 23:52:19
rating 4.5
2013-02-02 21:00:00
rating 1.9
2013-01-06 18:22:17
rating 3.6

2012

2012-12-20 13:46:17
rating 4.9
2012-11-12 15:25:12
rating 4.7
2012-11-10 11:08:53
rating 5
2012-11-08 00:24:37
rating 4.7
2012-10-26 14:57:06
rating 3.4
2012-07-08 12:42:30
rating 4.3
2012-07-05 17:45:11
rating 1.9
2012-06-06 23:46:25
rating 4.9
2012-06-05 14:46:58
rating 3.5
2012-06-02 11:59:44
rating 3.1
2012-06-01 21:51:57
rating 3.2
2012-05-07 15:33:22
rating 4
2012-04-27 15:16:19
rating 2.6
2012-04-21 22:49:31
rating 3.2
2012-04-16 14:34:08
rating 3.7
2012-03-02 13:13:38
rating 3.2
2012-02-29 10:03:54
rating 3.2
2012-02-20 10:17:18
rating 3
2012-02-18 17:25:42
rating 3.5
2012-02-16 18:13:08
rating 3.2
2012-02-14 17:53:17
rating 3.7
2012-02-13 12:33:38
rating 3
2012-02-10 16:57:41
rating 3.4
2012-02-07 16:54:38
rating 3.3
2013-11-28 20:02:32
20 votes, rating 3.7
Purple
My girlfriend craves anything purple.....

I am keeping my eye on you Mr. Chest......
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Comments
Posted by Cavetroll on 2013-11-28 21:10:04
Better keep the other eye on Mr. Goo....
Posted by garyt1 on 2013-11-29 04:54:33
Purple headed monsters abound.
Posted by Calcium on 2013-11-29 09:39:54
I forgot about Goo, thx for the heads up!
Posted by keggiemckill on 2013-11-30 06:27:10
Listen to Cavetroll. I would hate to have purplegoo all over your girlfriend. Better stick to purplechest. Maybe a Purple Nurple instead?

Urban Dictionary Definition ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=purple%20nurple )
1. purple nurple
1) The act of grabbing and twisting a nipple of another person, one's self, and even occasionaly other mammals

2)a nurple that is purple
OK, wierd ass thing happened... i got this purple nurple from this angry elephant, so naturally i have to return the favor and give the elephant a purple nurple back right? Well the wierdest thing is elephants have like 14 nipples so i was there for like half an hour attacking this elephant, when suddenly Pamala Anderson walks by and gives me a purple nurple on my other nipple, then i knew i had my work cut out for me.