Posted by Throweck on 2014-03-30 23:10:41

Good going!

It reminded me of when I was young. Our local pizza place was called 'The Pizza Guys'. All their pizza were named as such: 'The Hawaiian Guy', 'The Chicken Supreme Guy', etc.

Anyway, it always felt strange phoning up and asking for a 12 inch 'Meaty Guy' to be delivered!

Posted by DeZigma on 2014-03-30 23:21:51

Hmm, was it a chilly pizza? If yes it will be a double "penetration"!

Posted by Sionis on 2014-03-30 23:29:25

Rather curious about the toppings on said pizza.

Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-03-30 23:30:09

Hawaiian guy!

Posted by happygrue on 2014-03-30 23:43:38

I assume the toppings were really piled on?

Posted by Chainsaw on 2014-03-31 00:00:43

Doorbell rings...

Jimmy jumps up
Jimmy goes for it
Jimmy goes for it
Jimmy uses sprint to go for it
Jimmy uses claws to reduce pizza box AV
Jimmy uses mighty blow to cool pizza
Pizza is made of the right stuff
Jimmy is always hungry and eats the pizza!
Pizza wriggles free and makes a mess on Jimmy's shirt
Jimmy picks the bits up and piles on to pizza
Jimmy gives Pizza to Jane

And that, kids, is how Jimmy met your mother.

Posted by DeZigma on 2014-03-31 00:08:07

What a BRO!

Posted by happygrue on 2014-03-31 00:32:36

I'm a bit confused, did you take off your shirt and wave it around like a helicopter while you were inhaling 16 inches of pain? Or did you leave your shirt on and wave the pizza around like a 16 inch helicopter? Did you have pants on at any point?

Posted by Cavetroll on 2014-03-31 00:45:09

lol @ Chainsaw

Posted by Lorebass on 2014-03-31 03:33:21

does one truly need pants for pizza grue?

Posted by BillBrasky on 2014-03-31 05:21:42

Shouldn't this one be called 5 & 1/2 Inches of pain?

Posted by lizvis on 2014-03-31 07:37:21

i used to be a shift manager at pizza hut and one day we had this construction worker come in and he ate a stuffed crust meat lovers (14" i think), a family order (10) of breadsticks and drank two pitchers of hawaiian punch all by himself. me and the waitress just sat there staring at him in disbelief when he was finishing up, and the most amazing part was how quick he ate it and how he acted afterwards. he ate it in about 20-25 minutes total and when he was done he wasn't acting like he was stuffed, he just got up, paid his bill and strolled out of the place.

Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-03-31 10:51:46

Haha nice one chainsaw. happygrue: i started shirtless and ended pantless. I am not like the construction worker- it nearly killed me!
Hey Bill I ain't gonna kill all womens with 5 & 1/2, give me some credit!

Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-03-31 16:20:20

lol chainsaw

Posted by Calcium on 2014-03-31 19:19:23

I just ate a chilli con carne with salad.....I hate diets :(

Posted by DeZigma on 2014-04-01 17:41:26

@Calcium; salad? Are u a veggie?

Posted by awambawamb on 2014-05-01 16:02:23

I AM AT WORK damn you, this should be labelled NFSW.

lol