Today a new legend was born when Troll White bashed some orcs over the head in a match where all but one orc were cleared off the pitch. In an era where clawpombs are dime in a dozen it takes something special to stand out of the crowd. She has clawed, piled and multiblocked her way through numberless teams while only suffering a serious injury once, when an orc blitzer fouled her while carrying the ball and causing her to miss a game. This one-troll-army has kept the otherwise lame pact team in games that would have been easily lost without her.

Celebrating her legendhood in a true feminine way she went on probably the biggest shopping spree in the realm of Blackbox, furnishing her teammates with enough stuff to fully equip two teams. This pretentious spending has also attracted two young princes to woo her. But they have already been told they need to reach her level before they can consider asking for her hand.

When our interviewer got some time to ask this princess of badassitude about her plans she only commented: "I will keep trolling the box, and if your team is big enough to challenge me then bring it!". She certainly doesn't lack confidence, but are there enough worthy opponents who dare to challenge her with a big tournament looming over the horizon. And more importantly which eligible bachelor will she pick?