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Killing small menS Clawpombers - Horde of Degenerates live up to their name
I recently started a new human team. An experiment with 4 catchers. It has been all pretty awesome and also the winning record was more than i would've expected with 3-0-1.

Then I met a team made of small menS. A team hitting the 400 games. For every game we had, they had 100. They bashed us. Badly. We entered the second half with 5 men. True men. Not small menS. And they brought it all. Oh they did it!

http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3474417

Fans began the slaughter, throwing 2 rocks. The first one was just double stun. I told them to kill the small menS, not me. And so they did. Next kick another rock comes, and splotch! Killed a small guard (apo fail).

Then Captain Tray dodged in TZ and 1 die blitzed a dark Elf renegade. Both down. RR. Pow/Push. Splotch. 2 small menS in the killed box.

We even (down to 4 men I guess) got the ball and tried to score, but my guys didn't really care about it.

They wanted the BLOOD. Ray "Sugar" Volantis openly challanged Smell (a vicious small clawpomber) to a personal challenge. Smell was afraid and tried to run away from the frenzied Catcher, but Ray was just too fast. He charged in, hitting a -2db AAAND... he knocked himself over, he layed stunned on the pitch, thinking how to get his revenge.

Turns later the Vile Clawpomber piles on, doing no harm to our kicker Jack "Gambler" Guarente. There Ray saw his chance, he ran through the pitch to help the foul, as "the Gambler" gave the boot, with the run-up. Bill Brasky style. And Splotch! Another small man in the grave.

A ST4 dodge marauder was also casd'd, failing a gfi. It was our effort to jinx him that made him crash.

Not satisfied we set up on the los for yet another time. Turn 16. Another boot by "the gambler", another run-up. Another Cas. Guess kick really helps on fouls.

We lost (badly), but it felt like a win. The Horde of Degenerates lives up to its name.


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Posted by Araznaroth on 2013-08-19 02:36:21
Thank U for killing smell! :)
Posted by Dunenzed on 2013-08-19 02:43:30
Well done. Don't forget to grab your terminator award.

[img title=Human League - Terminator]https://fumbbl.com/i/334197[/img]
Posted by keggiemckill on 2013-08-19 02:52:42
Sweet as, Uedder! Great blog, it is very entertaining.
Posted by Uedder on 2013-08-19 02:53:48
@ Araznaroth. It was MY pleasure. Now if someone can take Pete...
Posted by Roland on 2013-08-19 06:17:45
3 RIPs!
Awesome! :D
Posted by Sionis on 2013-08-19 06:49:42
I wholeheartedly salute you and raise a pint in honor of the glorious things you've done to those small menz.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2013-08-19 06:57:58
Oh noes, it is spreading! http://fumbbl.com/p/team?op=view&team_id=743652
Posted by pythrr on 2013-08-19 07:43:24
ho ho ho

die rapemen die!

well played sir!
Posted by paulhicks on 2013-08-19 09:23:38
i suspect this may end up as one of the highest rated blogs of all time.



Posted by the.tok on 2013-08-19 13:48:27
3 smallmens killed in the same match, well done avenger ;)
Posted by Jackamon on 2013-08-19 15:56:54
Well done sir! Always nice to see terrible sports like that getting a pounding.
Posted by Uedder on 2013-08-19 17:16:44
Thank you all for your comments :) Nuffle did lend us a hand, on our quest to extinquish the smallmenS! Too bad I've never met the smallkosp having a DP on the roster :(

Anyway i found out the main strategy would be to keep away from clawpombers whenever possible, STAY DOWN when you're prone, unless the chance for major a Boot/block/Blitz arises, Target the Leaderm Clawpombs and Guards, Boot for free with your best players to keep them safe.

I don't even try to win the match in these games, i just try to take some fun out of an otherwise extremely boring hour.

Posted by Uedder on 2013-08-19 17:17:53
Oh and of course don't forget the run-up on fouls. It actually makes them more effective.
Posted by Roland on 2013-08-20 06:27:16
Wow! The man played with another team :D
Posted by BillBrasky on 2013-08-20 18:45:17
Unexpected consequences...

More streamlined (min/maxed) pact.

I suggest you focus on winning in the future.

Elves of some sort perhaps.

OR....

Use a regen team with lots of cheap dps... Necro or undead, and go foul happy.

Just my 2 cents :)
Posted by fly on 2013-08-24 04:36:22
4 catcher/4 blitzer setup is actually awesome, look how mine turned out after 111 games. is it the names? http://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=721775
yeah they're bloated, but who filled goblin grid first?