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Chainsaw
Thonk the Terrible
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
48
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
d
Skills
Block
Stand Firm
Those close to Thonk like to debate on what the 'Terrible' actually means - whether it's describing his ball handling skills, his bad breath, or his mean streak. Most agree that it means all three.
Rumour has it that he ripped out his best friend's vocal chord after a jovial comment about Thonk's mother. An orc of few words, little can be confirmed because he usually only talks monosyllabically and even then only when he's hungry or angry.
The only thing for certain is that Thonk is from an aristocratic wealthy orc family. When approached for comment, they refused to speak to us "commoners", sending a representative to let us know they disapprove of his involvement in Blood Bowl.
However, an inside source - the aforementioned representative with a few gallons of ale in him - noted that Thonk was never any good at entertaining guests or impressing other members of the aristocracy, and secretly his family are glad to be rid of him. When a stupidly brave soul asked Thonk about this, he eloquently replied, <i>"No! Thonk win!"</i> and hit them so hard it knocked out 8 teeth. What the precise meaning of his comment actually is will be the talk of Chainsaw fans in drinking holes for many years to come.
Rumour has it that he ripped out his best friend's vocal chord after a jovial comment about Thonk's mother. An orc of few words, little can be confirmed because he usually only talks monosyllabically and even then only when he's hungry or angry.
The only thing for certain is that Thonk is from an aristocratic wealthy orc family. When approached for comment, they refused to speak to us "commoners", sending a representative to let us know they disapprove of his involvement in Blood Bowl.
However, an inside source - the aforementioned representative with a few gallons of ale in him - noted that Thonk was never any good at entertaining guests or impressing other members of the aristocracy, and secretly his family are glad to be rid of him. When a stupidly brave soul asked Thonk about this, he eloquently replied, <i>"No! Thonk win!"</i> and hit them so hard it knocked out 8 teeth. What the precise meaning of his comment actually is will be the talk of Chainsaw fans in drinking holes for many years to come.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-09-07
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-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-10
-
-
-
1
1
7
2005-09-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-09-14
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-09-16
-
-
-
2
-
4