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One day Faster Than Light (FTL to fans and friends), the mega-star gutter runner from the Unbelievable! blood-bowl franchise, woke up after a really rough game and realized he wouldn't be able to play bloodball forever. Eventually, he'd get clocked one too many times, or simple age and wear and tear would slow him down. Sooner or later, he'd have to decide what to do "AFTER". (Turns out, it was sooner than later, as the Unbelievable! franchise retired due to excessive team injuries.) As bloodball had been his life since he was just a pup, he had no real clue. His thoughts were interrupted by his sister's kids rushing into the room and jumping onto the bed, demanding he regale them with stories of his legendary exploits on the pitch. (He knew he wasn't yet a legend, but to these kids who looked up to him with such wide open eyes, he was.) And that's when it hit him--coach the next generation of bloodballers! He himself had been instructed by an old niggled GR, who taught him everything he needed to start. But his old mentor had never made it past being a rookie--FTL was far more qualified to instruct not only future GR's, but anybody wearing a skaven uniform! So with the coach's permission, FTL took some time away from practice to set up his own team. Who better to construct the team around than his own nieces and nephews, who could one day be even faster than he? Speed did run in the family, after all. But you need more than speed to make a top skaven team--you must have some muscle as well. That's why, despite the protests of the kids, FTL recruited the neighborhood bully (he really is actually very friendly, once you get to know him) and the SV twins, who recently moved in from out of town. The kids' babysitter, a computer genius with surprising hand-eye coordination, was brought on to watch over the little ones when FTL was away playing games himself. Open auditions were held to round out the last three roster slots. Many kids in the neighborhood wanted to be a part of FTL's team, the only team to accept kids as equals to adults, but FTL's very selective in only picking the kids most likely to survive the grueling game. And so begins FTL's dreams of coaching his own team of family rats, hoping to correct the perceived mistakes his own coach had made with the development of his own team. Unbelievable! players are bound to make cameo appearances as assistant coaches if this team proves itself viable down the road... ******************************************************************************* And so ends FTL's dreams of having a super-star team. In a two game stretch, we picked up 4 niggles (including our best two players) and two RIP. Although the remaining 7 were willing to give rebuilding a try, coach FTL has had enough. He won't allow any more of his precious family members be hurt trying to fulfill his own broken dreams. Enough is enough... ******************************************************************************* Team Records: Biggest win: 6-0 Worst loss: 2-5 Highest scoring game: 5-5 Most cas caused: 4/0/1 Most cas suffered: 5/2/2 Largest gate: 109k Team Roster (including retired/dead if star or above) Legends: Mega-stars: Super-stars: Stars: Warp, Cheetah, Flash Emerging stars: Lightbeam Veterans: Joker, Paul Experienced: Bully, George, Ringo, Curly Rookies: Tattle, Moe (Note to self: Future shopping list: RR #4, Thrower, RR #5) Coaches to rechallenge to regain face after humiliating losses: mObO, Kenty

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
DiShaVal	High Elf	1000k	20	2/1/0	130k	2 - 1	1000k	7	0/1/0	0k	68k
Bloodrock	Chaos Dwarf	1080k	14	0/0/0	60k	2 - 2	1130k	13	0/1/1	40k	63k
Champions of Darkness	Dark Elf	1060k	12	0/0/1	60k	1 - 4	1000k	22	0/0/0	60k	48k
Dark forest Blitzers	Wood Elf	1140k	33	2/1/0	70k	6 - 0	1080k	7	1/0/0	60k	34k
Farlorn Sneakers	Amazon	1280k	13	0/0/1	50k	0 - 2	1400k	21	2/1/0	80k	78k
Katakana	Dark Elf	1350k	20	3/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1320k	14	1/3/1	60k	57k
Warpstone Huggers	Skaven	1370k	23	1/1/0	90k	3 - 2	1140k	15	0/0/1	70k	68k
DrunkenLords	Norse	1510k	34	4/0/1	40k	4 - 0	1410k	7	0/0/0	30k	78k
Bearded train	Chaos Dwarf	1610k	8	0/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1780k	15	1/2/0	40k	78k
Legion of the Night	Dark Elf	1640k	30	2/0/1	40k	6 - 1	1670k	12	0/1/0	20k	41k
Bad Delinquent Boyz	Dark Elf	1740k	12	1/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1730k	13	1/0/0	70k	61k
Happy family	Human	1780k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1870k	23	4/0/1	60k	68k
Anarchistic Mafia	Chaos	1650k	11	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1650k	15	0/3/0	80k	83k
Jlaxonkill Jaguars	Amazon	1730k	1	0/0/0	0k	0 - 2	1650k	27	2/2/1	110k	77k
Perfects	Skaven	1620k	16	1/0/0	20k	2 - 5	1700k	32	2/0/0	40k	49k
Dark Spirit	Dark Elf	1660k	22	3/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1670k	13	1/0/0	20k	65k
Patriots of Foxboro	Human	1780k	23	1/0/0	80k	4 - 2	1990k	32	5/2/2	80k	109k
Spike! Centerfolds	Amazon	1690k	26	1/1/1	70k	4 - 2	1310k	17	1/0/0	70k	60k
Chaos Path	Chaos	1820k	12	0/1/0	10k	1 - 3	1710k	21	2/1/1	60k	61k
Oregon Bad Boys	Chaos Dwarf	1860k	16	2/0/2	40k	0 - 3	1810k	17	1/0/0	30k	67k
Noldor Pride	High Elf	1950k	7	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1840k	20	0/1/0	20k	55k
Lets DO it!	Amazon	1960k	15	1/1/1	10k	1 - 2	1940k	18	1/1/1	30k	72k
Pinups	Amazon	2000k	13	0/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1740k	18	1/1/1	40k	80k
Dark Puppet Theatre	Undead	2090k	22	2/1/0	60k	3 - 1	1850k	19	2/3/0	40k	67k
Unholy II	Undead	1640k	16	0/0/1	40k	2 - 2	1740k	13	1/0/0	50k	107k
AlikanteBlaks	Dark Elf	1710k	13	1/1/0	80k	1 - 0	1620k	6	0/0/0	80k	83k
Swervin' Vermin	Skaven	1810k	31	1/0/1	20k	5 - 5	1870k	27	0/1/0	30k	93k
Fast Nightmares	Skaven	1820k	12	0/1/0	20k	1 - 4	2300k	30	0/3/1	30k	92k